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Christie Opposes Medical Marijuana For Menstrual Pain In NJ: “It Is Part Of God’s Curse For Women”

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie says that he would oppose any attempt to loosen medical marijuana regulations that would broaden the number of conditions eligible for treatment and potentially lower costs, even as his state remains one of the costliest states in which to live in the country. The legislation, introduced Monday by state Democrats, would expand the list of ailments to include things like menstrual pain, a condition that can be debilitating for some women.

“I’m sorry, but that’s how God wanted it to be,” Christie said. “This is very problematic because at the rate we’re going, we’re soon going to be prescribing marijuana for simple headaches and feeling down on any given day. I bet there are a lot of people who think that would be pretty awesome. But, there is no way I am going to allow the recreational use of marijuana and stand by while the rest of my state is being permanently anesthetized. That’s just not going to happen.”

The New Jersey Gov. also added, “I’ve got a question for you: If marijuana is so great at helping alleviate pain, and it’s been around pretty much since the dawn of time, how come women have only recently started advocating its use to help them with their so-called menstrual pain? I don’t know about you, but that sounds fishy to me. We had the damn thing all these years and centuries, and only now are women claiming it’s good for them. Come on, it couldn’t be more obvious than that. Women are liars, as every man inherently knows.”

Christie also stated that “there is no changing God’s plan,” since, apparently, it was God who “cursed women with menstrual pain,” and “all we as men can do is offer comfort. But, that’s where our support must end.” “Just think about it – what does it tell you that God cursed women, causing them to bleed once a month and still stay alive? That’s right – even he knew they would be so damaging to men at times that he had to punish them to balance things out. So, not only do I oppose marijuana for menstrual pains because of ethical reasons, I also think it’s wrong because God would be very upset. He wanted women to suffer, and there’s nothing we can do about that,” he concluded.

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  4. He ony adds to his own stupidity and undermines his entire arguement by bringing “God” into this. If it wasn’t “part of God’s plan,” then why did God put marijuana on the earth? Was it for us to discover and use, or just another of God’s sick twisted jokes to test us? The Fat Man is singing and it will hopefully be his last.

  5. I have my doubts that Gov. Christie said anything like what this article atributes to him. Nevertheless, he is now, and will continue to be, a deterrent to anyone who needs medical marijuana in his state. And he will remain so until he is removed from,or leaves office at the end of this term in Jan., 2018.
    I would hope his poor treatment of the people of New Jersey, from the Bridgegate scandal, where his administration left commuters stranded in traffic jams it created, to his insistance that no one benefit from the cannabis plant, would encourage anyone in New Jersey who is capable of thinking, from ever voting for his type again.
    And let us hope when he is out of offiice, he’s never elected to any other office, no matter how low it might seem; even dog catcher.

  6. I have my doubts that Gov. Christie said anything like what this article atributes to him. Nevertheless, he is now, and will continue to be, a deterrent to anyone who needs medical marijuana in his state. And he will remain so until he is removed from,or leaves office at the end of this term in Jan., 2018.
    I would hope his poor treatment of the people of New Jersey, from the Bridgegate scandal, where his administration left commuters stranded in traffic jams it created, to his insistance that no one benefit from the cannabis plant, would encourage anyone in New Jersey who is capable of thinking, from ever voting for his type again.
    And let us hope when he is out of offiice, he’s never elected to any other office, no matter how low it might seem; even dog catcher.

  7. Sigh. I am so fed up with ignorant, self absorbed politicians running our country. I am starting to think that an IQ test should be mandatory before anyone can even run for office. To Christie, you know, you are a moran. Cannabis IS good for headaches and multitudes of other ills as well. If you would care to educate yourself instead of just going with the big pharmas propaganda. And NO I am not angry because I am menstrating or “on the rag” as so many ignorant fools of your ilk are like to say. I’m pissed because you hold an important office that should be held by someone with more than two functioning brain cells to rub together.

  8. Sigh. I am so fed up with ignorant, self absorbed politicians running our country. I am starting to think that an IQ test should be mandatory before anyone can even run for office. To Christie, you know, you are a moran. Cannabis IS good for headaches and multitudes of other ills as well. If you would care to educate yourself instead of just going with the big pharmas propaganda. And NO I am not angry because I am menstrating or “on the rag” as so many ignorant fools of your ilk are like to say. I’m pissed because you hold an important office that should be held by someone with more than two functioning brain cells to rub together.

  9. He’s a moron…True it’s in the Word BUT it’s the child bearing that is the part He has allowed to be a painful ordeal. God doesn’t have anything against easing our pain one way or another. It saddens Him as does our sin but remember, we can’t continue in our sin without consequences. Christie doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I say legalize it because it helps in so many ways.

  10. He’s a moron…True it’s in the Word BUT it’s the child bearing that is the part He has allowed to be a painful ordeal. God doesn’t have anything against easing our pain one way or another. It saddens Him as does our sin but remember, we can’t continue in our sin without consequences. Christie doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I say legalize it because it helps in so many ways.

  11. a point that jesus was quite adament about was that we should use the earth;”s re5ources to benefit the maintenance of our planet and to use the resources for our advancement, using our talents to best advantage. The contortions these so called ‘ christians” use are criminal and the waste of money, resources and loss of all products is directly their stupidity. I have a licence for medical marijuana but no loner need to use it. i stopped smoking cigarettes two years ago but can smoke the odd joint with impunity.. On controlled drugs through an aency with some control means seeing chanes, and starting with a blood test is perfecy. Love one another was the new rule given by Jesus.. jesus in no way separated women as inferior. he washed the feet of the prostitutes mary and Marrtha then usedmyrrh and his tears and hair to dry the hair. By th way I cannot credit anyone to be a christian if their only quotes are negative and against women. ; everyone knows women lie? He is onr of the last people who score here

  12. Why is this not known by people now? Because it has been outlawed. Let alone the medical profession only recently has started doing more research in women’s health. Lets take it a step further no men should get care because God cursed men first. Men should not be able to use power tools because God said they should work by the sweat of their brow. All female animals have a cycle and they do not suffer as human women do.
    In history the medical care was in women’s hands, during the dark ages many people with knowledge of healing were burned at the stake as witches, mostly women. I saw one set of figures that in some towns every women, girl and baby girls were burned as witches.I do not think Jesus would have wanted that. He accepted all people.

  13. Why is this not known by people now? Because it has been outlawed. Let alone the medical profession only recently has started doing more research in women’s health. Lets take it a step further no men should get care because God cursed men first. Men should not be able to use power tools because God said they should work by the sweat of their brow. All female animals have a cycle and they do not suffer as human women do.
    In history the medical care was in women’s hands, during the dark ages many people with knowledge of healing were burned at the stake as witches, mostly women. I saw one set of figures that in some towns every women, girl and baby girls were burned as witches.I do not think Jesus would have wanted that. He accepted all people.

  14. So dysmenoreah is recreational??? And maybe not for a common headache but what about migraine? And…is not ED God’s “curse” on men? Yet they get Viagra, don’t they?? In fact couldn’t we call every ailment God’s curse? Why have doctors and any medication for any illness????

  15. So dysmenoreah is recreational??? And maybe not for a common headache but what about migraine? And…is not ED God’s “curse” on men? Yet they get Viagra, don’t they?? In fact couldn’t we call every ailment God’s curse? Why have doctors and any medication for any illness????

  16. Says the fat fuck who can’t control his own urges. Women have been using marijuana to treat menstrual symptoms since the dawn of time. In fact, traces of marijuana were found in ancient Egypt, as it was used to eliviate pain during childbirth. Christie is an IDIOT and will die of heart failure soon!!!

  17. Says the fat fuck who can’t control his own urges. Women have been using marijuana to treat menstrual symptoms since the dawn of time. In fact, traces of marijuana were found in ancient Egypt, as it was used to eliviate pain during childbirth. Christie is an IDIOT and will die of heart failure soon!!!

  18. What I find disturbing is that people read this article and think it’s true. Hit the show facts button and the only thing he said was the first paragraph. Everything else is the so called writers interpretation. The writer and those that run this site are a bunch of twat waffles.

  19. What I find disturbing is that people read this article and think it’s true. Hit the show facts button and the only thing he said was the first paragraph. Everything else is the so called writers interpretation. The writer and those that run this site are a bunch of twat waffles.

  20. It is absolutely amazing to me how many people fall for this. And they are mostly Democrats who do. Which makes sense, since this entire “Satirical” site is only about slamming Republicans. Quick, look at all the links to the stories on the right. ALL REPUBLICANS. Why? Because the Democrats are writing this stuff as a scare tactic to keep the base voting Democrat for the rest of their lives. They know it will work, because they know that the majority of their base is going to eat this up as the Gospel truth simply because it is in print. Kind of a sad commentary, when you think about it.

  21. It is absolutely amazing to me how many people fall for this. And they are mostly Democrats who do. Which makes sense, since this entire “Satirical” site is only about slamming Republicans. Quick, look at all the links to the stories on the right. ALL REPUBLICANS. Why? Because the Democrats are writing this stuff as a scare tactic to keep the base voting Democrat for the rest of their lives. They know it will work, because they know that the majority of their base is going to eat this up as the Gospel truth simply because it is in print. Kind of a sad commentary, when you think about it.

  22. I am a liberal and this bothers me. I saw this being posted as fact on fb, and I did think, as Christopher Johnson did, that there was no way Chris Christie said this, regardless of how little I may think of him, but the person who posted it thought it was the truth, and is posting it as such. The problem is that I want liberal politics to be honest, because I do think we’re better than that. I see enough bullshit being passed off as truth by the other side, and I would like to think that we as a party are more honest than this. I hate lies by either party, and this should clearly be labeled satire, if that’s what it is. Satire should attempt to amuse, rather than piss people off, and it’s clear that the intent of this is to aggravate. (And the “Show Facts” button does not make it clear). Stop the horsecrap.

  23. I’ll bet this jackass had pain meds after his surgery for weight loss. BTW, Christie, you also have to stop eating those high calorie meals after surgery, it doesn’t work on its own. You’ve no self-discipline. You can’t take care of yourself or manage your own staff, you have no business handling the country’s day to day workings.

  24. I’ll bet this jackass had pain meds after his surgery for weight loss. BTW, Christie, you also have to stop eating those high calorie meals after surgery, it doesn’t work on its own. You’ve no self-discipline. You can’t take care of yourself or manage your own staff, you have no business handling the country’s day to day workings.

  25. In all the years that I’ve listened to American politicians, I’ve never heard so many fucked up, so called christian bible thumping assholes as you poor Americans have as political leaders today. From Trump to Carson, to this fat, brain dead , idiot. Come on people, there’s only one intellegent candidate for president, Bernie Sanders. We Canadians can see it, we hope you can.

  26. In all the years that I’ve listened to American politicians, I’ve never heard so many fucked up, so called christian bible thumping assholes as you poor Americans have as political leaders today. From Trump to Carson, to this fat, brain dead , idiot. Come on people, there’s only one intellegent candidate for president, Bernie Sanders. We Canadians can see it, we hope you can.

  27. JUST ENOUGH NEWS… Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.

    Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.

  28. JUST ENOUGH NEWS… Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.

    Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.

  29. Wow, If he were a “true” Christian, his dumb ass would know that according to the “New Testament” which he sights to eat his swine (,However, in Leviticus 11:7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.) It says this in 1 Peter 2:24 “He himself bore “All” our sins” in his body on the cross, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; “by his wounds you have been healed.” He’s just a swine eating, misogynist hypocrite.

    I wish these religious nuts knew what the bible says.

  30. Wow, If he were a “true” Christian, his dumb ass would know that according to the “New Testament” which he sights to eat his swine (,However, in Leviticus 11:7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.) It says this in 1 Peter 2:24 “He himself bore “All” our sins” in his body on the cross, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; “by his wounds you have been healed.” He’s just a swine eating, misogynist hypocrite.

    I wish these religious nuts knew what the bible says.

  31. Can we say scum bag. Yeah we’ve had it for ceturies but it’s only recently it was made illegal for bullshit reasons having NOTHING to do with public safty or health but finace and wealth. Further, If your GOD has decreed that it’s part of womans curse then screw your god , it can go to hell and deserves too. Now shut the hell up.

  32. Can we say scum bag. Yeah we’ve had it for ceturies but it’s only recently it was made illegal for bullshit reasons having NOTHING to do with public safty or health but finace and wealth. Further, If your GOD has decreed that it’s part of womans curse then screw your god , it can go to hell and deserves too. Now shut the hell up.

  33. what an ARROGANT motherfucker he is! his momma should have raised him better.”so-called” menstrual pain? you should have the opportuinity to experience it,sometime.”damaging to men”? it’s a wonder this asshole ever got laid.nj sounds as stupid as indiana,missississippi and NC,if they believe this shit.and keep GOD out of politics.Christie is a waste of good air.

  34. what an ARROGANT motherfucker he is! his momma should have raised him better.”so-called” menstrual pain? you should have the opportuinity to experience it,sometime.”damaging to men”? it’s a wonder this asshole ever got laid.nj sounds as stupid as indiana,missississippi and NC,if they believe this shit.and keep GOD out of politics.Christie is a waste of good air.

  35. Are you a ducking moron Chris Christie. . Why haven’t we started before.. cause we see what the dr prescribes pills forms a real habit n starts into her ion and such .. so yeah sorry we don’t wanna be drug addicts and ruin our families. . Well if it’s gods way then guess what ban viagra and couples or single females from invitro. . Remember gods way oh and why your at it stop all cancer treatments and such as well.. your a ducking douche bag. . So can’t understand how your a governor and thought you were man enough to be the leader of our country.. SIR YOUR AN EMBARRASSMENT TO NÉE JERSEY AND TO MAN

  36. Are you a ducking moron Chris Christie. . Why haven’t we started before.. cause we see what the dr prescribes pills forms a real habit n starts into her ion and such .. so yeah sorry we don’t wanna be drug addicts and ruin our families. . Well if it’s gods way then guess what ban viagra and couples or single females from invitro. . Remember gods way oh and why your at it stop all cancer treatments and such as well.. your a ducking douche bag. . So can’t understand how your a governor and thought you were man enough to be the leader of our country.. SIR YOUR AN EMBARRASSMENT TO NÉE JERSEY AND TO MAN

  37. And maybe not for a common headache but what about migraine? And…is not ED God’s “curse” on men? Yet they get Viagra, don’t they?? In fact couldn’t we call every ailment God’s curse? Why have doctors and any medication for any illness????

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