Melania To Sue Dan Savage After His Claim That Her Husband Hates Her, “When It’s Obvious She Is A Gorgeous American Model”

LGBT activist and “Savage Lovecast” host Dan Savage tore into Melania Trump, admitting he “f*cking hates” the first lady – and thinks liberals give her a pass because she’s pretty. “God knows there’s enough hate in the world and I don’t want to add to the sum total, but forgive me, I have to get this off my chest: I f*cking hate Melania Trump,” Savage said during his latest installment of his “Savage Love” podcast, the Wrap reports. “I’m not alone in loathing Donald Trump’s third wife,” he continued. “She’s married to a misogynist, after all. Odds are good her husband hates her too.”

Responding to Savage’s comments, the First Lady told Elle Magazine that she will be “filing a lawsuit against that disgusting man” for claiming that President Donald Trump hates her. “He is my husband and to say such a thing is not only tasteless, it’s flat out insulting. I will not stand for it and I will take legal action to make sure he apologizes and takes back everything he said. I can understand people disliking me or my husband because of what we do and the choices we make, but I cannot and will not stand here and take insults from people who have no other way of attracting attention than spitting on hard-working men and women of this country.”

The First Lady also argued that Savage’s claims are “preposterous,” as well as that “he has absolutely no idea what’s he’s talking about.” “I understand he’s gay, which is something that’s perfectly fine with me, but I suspect it might have been the partial cause of this entire mix-up.” Asked to elaborate, Melania argued, “Well, when you spend the majority of your life going after men and spend the majority of your time being romantically involved with them, it’s quite understandable that you start to also lose sight of what it means to be married to a woman. After all, us women are quite different from men in numerous ways. Our minds work differently, our bodies work differently – there’s an entirely different universe in which we girls exist at times. So, I can definitely understand why that poor, ugly gay man sounds so frustrated.”

“After all, I’m a gorgeous American model who has made a career for herself when I first came to this country,” she added. “And, by the way – I earned my citizenship the hard way, which is to say, completely legally. On the other hand, when I look at that man – speaking from a woman’s angle – the only thing savage about him appears to be his disgusting, bony face, complete with the hilarious chin dimple. Therefore, I can say I completely understand why he has the need to bash on pretty people – it’s quite clear he suffers from an inferiority complex.”

“Still, that doesn’t mean he gets to say things like that and then gets away with it. I will make sure he pays for everything he said, including his insults to my husband. Even if he’s lucky enough to survive the gay deportation my husband has planned very soon, I’m sure we’ll find something else for him to do to prevent him from sitting around all day, doing nothing but making good, pretty people feel bad about themselves. Something like working on an oil rig, or maybe a quarry,” the First Lady concluded.