The Republican war on women continues unabated. The same week that conservatives argued in the Supreme Court that employers should be able to stop their employees from getting contraception outside of the company health plan, Indiana joined the ranks of states like Texas and Florida in passing a draconian law that purports to protect women, while in fact, endangering their health by making safe abortion much harder to get. And Gov. Mike Pence recently signed it. The bill is stuffed with as many asinine restrictions on abortion with an eye towards making abortion as miserable and humiliating an experience as possible, and ideally something women can’t get legally at all.
Asked to comment on his approval of a piece of legislation that basically promotes hatred towards women once stripped of all the legal terms, Pence argued in an interview with The Huffington Post that “abortion as such was a mistake since the day it was first invented.” “So, let’s get that straight right away – I oppose abortion for any reason whatsoever because I believe that killing someone, or something, if you will, that hasn’t developed a consciousness just yet is the ultimate act of crime. And if we’re murderers of innocent beings who can’t defend themselves, how are we to expect people with a fully developed consciousness to stop murdering each other?” the Indiana governor said.
“And as if that wasn’t enough,” Pence continued, “we’ve got this situation now throughout different states where some lawmakers allow abortion under some circumstances like rape or when the fetus is diagnosed with an illness, and others just flat out prohibit it. And that’s bad for a number of reasons. First and foremost – we can’t have this kind of freedom of choice. This is bad, let’s be clear. And that’s part of the reason why I signed this bill, because I believe abortion, or I’m going to flat out call it murder, this murdering of children has to stop and it has to be prohibited in every state. So Indiana is just a step in the right direction.”
Pence also tried to offer his opinion on what would have happened had he allowed rape victims to still have abortion. “First and foremost, because this is such a sensitive topic, let me just say that I sympathize with rape victims not just in America, but around the world. I can only imagine what it must be like to experience such trauma,” he said. “However, that does not justify murder, not even that justifies murdering a baby, not in my book. Because what would happen? We’d then have an epidemic of women claiming to have been raped just so they could have an abortion. And that has to be stopped at all cost.”
Donald Trump’s new running mate also said, “Basically, if I’d have said no on the bill, that would be just like giving out get-pregnant-without-fear cards, because at the end of the day, women could have unprotected sex without worrying about what they’d do in the event of pregnancy. And you know, it’s not supposed to be like that. That would be equal to me picking up a butcher’s knife and slicing people open in the middle of the street. That would be murder. And I’m not a murderer.”
“And it gets worse – when you get an abortion, you get several days off of work and whatnot to recover. And there are a lot of crazy people out there. What if women would go out and get raped on purpose just so they could get off work? I mean, Indiana’s economy is struggling as it is, and having thousands of women absent from their jobs would be horrific for the state, I’m telling you. I made the right call and that will be confirmed in the long run,” Pence concluded.
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That last paragraph is a doozie!
That last paragraph is a doozie!
To him I say: Let’s hope your daughter doesn’t find herself pregnant with an unwanted child”.
Another satire/news site.
WOW! Just, WOW! Could this guy be any more ignorant or clueless???
WOW! Just, WOW! Could this guy be any more ignorant or clueless???
What a total idiot. Yes, you useless blod of human tissue “mike pence” women are going to “get raped” to get days off of work. You are a disgusting human. Who the HELL thinlks this way? Obivously this idiot.
Idiots…it’s satire!
Idiots…it’s satire!
Is he mentally challenged? He just handed the WH to Hillary.
He needs a lesson in human empathy.
A nightmare of a human being!
I’m so OVER these satirical websites, posting stuff as real news, too many conspiracy theoriests all over the place already. I remember the olden days – “computers are going to make our lives so much easier…” R I G H T . And I remember the book “Future Shock” – well yep, it has certainly affected me!! Too much information everywhere! Check your sources – if you have the time!!
I’m so OVER these satirical websites, posting stuff as real news, too many conspiracy theoriests all over the place already. I remember the olden days – “computers are going to make our lives so much easier…” R I G H T . And I remember the book “Future Shock” – well yep, it has certainly affected me!! Too much information everywhere! Check your sources – if you have the time!!
He is just lost. Very far to the deep end. Who makes him an authority anyway? Does he live in a communist state or something. Isn’t all of his hatred and bigotry statements just meaningless since he it is Ok to take peoples lives by allowing rich corporations pollute the air that we breath so we can all get cancer from the toxins. Also destroy the ozone layer so we will all get skin cancer. Who is he to make that decision for us. Does he have some secret formula he has bought from the drug companies that could cure him from cancer because he is more priveledged than we and our children are? He and the other so called Christian people are sick. They have formed their own opinion of what a Christian is and they have left Jesus out of it. Let us all pray together to God thru Jesus name and ask that he will touch Mr. Pence and Mr. Trump for trying to take His place. and make so many(between God and you and me; personal decisions), theirs to make. I don’t want to live in Communism where someone tells me I have to be what they want me to be. My God gives us all free will, but as a people we are all responsible for taking care of our planet, our families, and all things God has made even other people. We read our Bible and we can see and hear His words if we want to. If we don’t that is between me and God. Remember all people, I believe God is always with us and He is near all the time. He is not going to leave us. There is something in His plan to change the hateful and misleading people like Mr. Pence and Mr. Trump. No one has the right to tell another person they have to learn the Bible if they don’t want to. If they don’t follow God’s words , that does not make them a bad person. Let me say I know deep in my heart God allows things to happen to help people learn who He is and learn to try harder to be more Jesus like. Our hands and souls are here to work for Jesus and ask Him to guide us to help those who can’t help themselves: however, we never have the right to make them do anything. It seems as this group of people have decided they are greater than the greatest authority or they are just to lazy to care about anything except what they want to do at any given minute. They have taught their children that instant gratification is the only thing that is important. Don’t worry about helping find something to help an ill child or anyone with Cancer or other illnesses get better, don’t worry about if all families have a roof over their heads, clothes, food, and an education. Nevermind about the Veterans who have come back home to live in a cardboard box, we can just pass them by, they are not important and never done anything important. Don’t worry about the mental impaired or disables people they can’t contribute anyway. Listen for God to speak to you people, you don’t have to go to the church to hear his words. He will never tell you to ignore your responsibilities to take care of the many blessings He has bestowed upon us to help us become people who will come home to Him oneday. I know everyone is not a Christian and I will never tell you you have to believe like I do, but because I do believe in our Saviour and protector I will pray and pray for good things for all people because I believe we were all created as God’s children, not Mr. Pence’s, not Mr. Trump’s, not Hillary Clinton’s. They are God’s children too. Even if you don’t believe the same way I do, I know God made you just llike He made me and He gave you a heart and soul and somewhere in there you have love, compassion, ability to understand if you want to.
He is just lost. Very far to the deep end. Who makes him an authority anyway? Does he live in a communist state or something. Isn’t all of his hatred and bigotry statements just meaningless since he it is Ok to take peoples lives by allowing rich corporations pollute the air that we breath so we can all get cancer from the toxins. Also destroy the ozone layer so we will all get skin cancer. Who is he to make that decision for us. Does he have some secret formula he has bought from the drug companies that could cure him from cancer because he is more priveledged than we and our children are? He and the other so called Christian people are sick. They have formed their own opinion of what a Christian is and they have left Jesus out of it. Let us all pray together to God thru Jesus name and ask that he will touch Mr. Pence and Mr. Trump for trying to take His place. and make so many(between God and you and me; personal decisions), theirs to make. I don’t want to live in Communism where someone tells me I have to be what they want me to be. My God gives us all free will, but as a people we are all responsible for taking care of our planet, our families, and all things God has made even other people. We read our Bible and we can see and hear His words if we want to. If we don’t that is between me and God. Remember all people, I believe God is always with us and He is near all the time. He is not going to leave us. There is something in His plan to change the hateful and misleading people like Mr. Pence and Mr. Trump. No one has the right to tell another person they have to learn the Bible if they don’t want to. If they don’t follow God’s words , that does not make them a bad person. Let me say I know deep in my heart God allows things to happen to help people learn who He is and learn to try harder to be more Jesus like. Our hands and souls are here to work for Jesus and ask Him to guide us to help those who can’t help themselves: however, we never have the right to make them do anything. It seems as this group of people have decided they are greater than the greatest authority or they are just to lazy to care about anything except what they want to do at any given minute. They have taught their children that instant gratification is the only thing that is important. Don’t worry about helping find something to help an ill child or anyone with Cancer or other illnesses get better, don’t worry about if all families have a roof over their heads, clothes, food, and an education. Nevermind about the Veterans who have come back home to live in a cardboard box, we can just pass them by, they are not important and never done anything important. Don’t worry about the mental impaired or disables people they can’t contribute anyway. Listen for God to speak to you people, you don’t have to go to the church to hear his words. He will never tell you to ignore your responsibilities to take care of the many blessings He has bestowed upon us to help us become people who will come home to Him oneday. I know everyone is not a Christian and I will never tell you you have to believe like I do, but because I do believe in our Saviour and protector I will pray and pray for good things for all people because I believe we were all created as God’s children, not Mr. Pence’s, not Mr. Trump’s, not Hillary Clinton’s. They are God’s children too. Even if you don’t believe the same way I do, I know God made you just llike He made me and He gave you a heart and soul and somewhere in there you have love, compassion, ability to understand if you want to.
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Probably not the best thing to lead with as newly selected VP Pick. Let’s not take away women’s rights, OK? Find something else to fuss about, like the economy, jobs, national security….oh yeah that’s right, they have no plan on those things.
Probably not the best thing to lead with as newly selected VP Pick. Let’s not take away women’s rights, OK? Find something else to fuss about, like the economy, jobs, national security….oh yeah that’s right, they have no plan on those things.
How do these idiots get into government?
How do these idiots get into government?
And what rock did the Republican party (sic) drag this piece of trash out from under?
And what rock did the Republican party (sic) drag this piece of trash out from under?
Why do men think they can decide what happens with a woman’s body? l just never seem to get past that boulder…..
That man did not say all that. Couldn’t have. I HOPE that the author of this story took everything he said out of context. For Pence to have said all that would be to say that he does not have and never had a television, radio, or any form of phone. Just completely disconnected.
That man did not say all that. Couldn’t have. I HOPE that the author of this story took everything he said out of context. For Pence to have said all that would be to say that he does not have and never had a television, radio, or any form of phone. Just completely disconnected.
This guy is nothing but an oxygen thief :O
Who is this creep that was chosen to be Trump’s running mate? Was it because Trump needed a real far-right conservative to balance the ticket or was he chosen because of his status as being almost dumber than he is?
Who is this creep that was chosen to be Trump’s running mate? Was it because Trump needed a real far-right conservative to balance the ticket or was he chosen because of his status as being almost dumber than he is?
This can’t be real.
This can’t be real.
He has a cat’s-bum mouth
He has a cat’s-bum mouth
Are we not aware of the satirical spin that NEWSLO is?
Are we not aware of the satirical spin that NEWSLO is?
Are we not aware of the satirical spin that NEWSLO is?
Are we not aware of the satirical spin that NEWSLO is?
What part of SATIRE SITE don’t you understand? Click SHOW FACTS – everything after the first paragraph is COMPLETELY made up – and much of the first paragraph is slanted…
What part of SATIRE SITE don’t you understand? Click SHOW FACTS – everything after the first paragraph is COMPLETELY made up – and much of the first paragraph is slanted…
The headline quotes L’il Mikey as saying “Allowing Rape Victims To Have Abortions Will Lead To Women Trying To Get Raped”, but that quote does not appear in the body of the story. Close, but a bit different. There are horrible things that are quoted, but is the headline just not true? Either way, yes, he’s scum, but let’s get the story right.
The headline quotes L’il Mikey as saying “Allowing Rape Victims To Have Abortions Will Lead To Women Trying To Get Raped”, but that quote does not appear in the body of the story. Close, but a bit different. There are horrible things that are quoted, but is the headline just not true? Either way, yes, he’s scum, but let’s get the story right.
If this isn’t satire, and it’s getting hard to separate in these days of Pence, Trump, Palin, Christie etc… Americans are in for a miserable future if this nutter gets anywhere near Washington..
OMG – I just about fell for this then realized who published this. The ONLY factual thing in this article is the first paragraph. 😀
OMG – I just about fell for this then realized who published this. The ONLY factual thing in this article is the first paragraph. 😀
he is frickin’ INSANE
Anyone have a link to that Huffington Post interview?
THIS STORY IS LIE. IT IS LEFTWING PROPAGANDA, WHICH WORKS BY PANDERING TO PEOPLE’S CONFIRMATION BIAS. When something seems to confirm one’s biases, that’s when one has to be most careful about believing outrageous crap about one’s political opposition.
http://www.snopes.com/mike-pence-allowing-rape-victims-to-have-abortions-will-lead-to-women-trying-to-get-raped/
Are you fucking kidding me!!!!~!
Are you fucking kidding me!!!!~!
WHAT A JACKASS.
Don’t know what he said but his look, says it all! Would you want him for a dad, son, brother, uncle, husband, grandpa or anyone to be a part 0f your life, let alone be in a position of power?
Don’t know what he said but his look, says it all! Would you want him for a dad, son, brother, uncle, husband, grandpa or anyone to be a part 0f your life, let alone be in a position of power?
Having just done my research to seek out the actual truth, what he did say isn’t too far removed from this, is still really insulting to women and this man is completely ignorant and unqualified to comment on ANY issue pertaining to women. Those are your facts.
The actual quote reads: “We’d then have an epidemic of women claiming to have been raped just so they could have an abortion. And that has to be stopped at all cost.” It was pre-empted by a simpering sentence claiming that rape was horrible and not OK, pretty much like saying: “I’m not a racist, but…”
But whether embellished or not, this man is Insulting, assumptive and completely unqualified to even comment on my womb or any other womans’, let alone pass legislation governing them.
He and Trump as a team?
OMG.
So glad NOT to be American right now!
Having just done my research to seek out the actual truth, what he did say isn’t too far removed from this, is still really insulting to women and this man is completely ignorant and unqualified to comment on ANY issue pertaining to women. Those are your facts.
The actual quote reads: “We’d then have an epidemic of women claiming to have been raped just so they could have an abortion. And that has to be stopped at all cost.” It was pre-empted by a simpering sentence claiming that rape was horrible and not OK, pretty much like saying: “I’m not a racist, but…”
But whether embellished or not, this man is Insulting, assumptive and completely unqualified to even comment on my womb or any other womans’, let alone pass legislation governing them.
He and Trump as a team?
OMG.
So glad NOT to be American right now!
Don’t believe this whack-job article. They got it all wrong!
http://www.snopes.com/mike-pence-allowing-rape-victims-to-have-abortions-will-lead-to-women-trying-to-get-raped/
Oh, my gosh! That headline a long way off from what he said. I was like, holy cow! Did he really say that? But no, it’s just Yahoo being dipsticks again.
Oh, my gosh! That headline a long way off from what he said. I was like, holy cow! Did he really say that? But no, it’s just Yahoo being dipsticks again.
what an arrogant ass.
what an arrogant ass.
NOT REALITY, FOLKS………………..SATIRE, WRITTEN TO MAKE you LAFF! HERE IS A GOOD ONE http://www.thedailyrash.com/hillary-clinton-says-chelsea-erased-servers-during-postpartum-depression
“Trying To Get Raped” is an oxymoron, and so is he, without the oxy.
Is there no bottom to the barrel these creatures are scraping?
What kind of idiot is this???
What kind of idiot is this???
This man need to be taken to an ER and be given the exam a tape victim has to go through. As the mother of a tape victim who watched her child hi thru the horrors of that exam, I can honestly say that no one in their right mind would volunteer for that!
This man need to be taken to an ER and be given the exam a tape victim has to go through. As the mother of a tape victim who watched her child hi thru the horrors of that exam, I can honestly say that no one in their right mind would volunteer for that!
Sadley… there are those who will believe this ‘reporter”s last paragraph….
Sadley… there are those who will believe this ‘reporter”s last paragraph….
Nobody can actually be this stupid.
I don’t think we can completely dismiss the possibility that Mike Pence was abducted by aliens and then sent back because they discovered that he was missing his brain.
I don’t think we can completely dismiss the possibility that Mike Pence was abducted by aliens and then sent back because they discovered that he was missing his brain.
Wanker.
Wanker.
Is this for real? God help us!
Is this for real? God help us!
I don’t particularly support Trump, but I would have to see sources for this or a video of Pence saying this before I believe it.
I don’t particularly support Trump, but I would have to see sources for this or a video of Pence saying this before I believe it.
IS any of this true? I ,mean, apart from all the ads that get you money, is there ANT words her that are true?
Other than being a click generator, what is the point of this?
Satire! Click on ‘show “facts” ‘ to get a bit more to the truth!
Satire! Click on ‘show “facts” ‘ to get a bit more to the truth!
We are in worse trouble than I thought.
We are in worse trouble than I thought.
I just read this article 3 times and cannot find the quote in it’s title. I believe Pence is a FAH but fabricating quotes is being just as dangerous as he is. He is such a misogenistic bigot that one really does not have to massage his words to make him look like a jerk.
I just read this article 3 times and cannot find the quote in it’s title. I believe Pence is a FAH but fabricating quotes is being just as dangerous as he is. He is such a misogenistic bigot that one really does not have to massage his words to make him look like a jerk.
TPPS – Tiny Pink Penis Syndrome
TPPS – Tiny Pink Penis Syndrome
Beth, a “doozie” indeed. Flat-out proof of his unacceptably LOW I.Q.! But alas, I suppose that’s not criteria even for low-level civil service employment. He’s dangerously dumb.
Beth, a “doozie” indeed. Flat-out proof of his unacceptably LOW I.Q.! But alas, I suppose that’s not criteria even for low-level civil service employment. He’s dangerously dumb.
Say What!
Say What!
Another NWO BS article filled with lies and the brainwashed dumbed down idiots who support the liberal progressive communists and RINO’s believe anything their lapdog media spew.
Another NWO BS article filled with lies and the brainwashed dumbed down idiots who support the liberal progressive communists and RINO’s believe anything their lapdog media spew.
Flat out IDIOT!
Flat out IDIOT!
He suffers from a disease that is both hereditary and contagious. The symptoms are religious and social delusions and an enlarged imaginary concept of one importance. The medical name for this destructive malady is “Republicanism”.
He suffers from a disease that is both hereditary and contagious. The symptoms are religious and social delusions and an enlarged imaginary concept of one importance. The medical name for this destructive malady is “Republicanism”.
Unless and until these clown can separate their relligious fervour from their jobs, they need to be unseated. The Contitutions grants us “Freedom of religion”, that means one can worship as they please or not, if they do not believe in God. The Republican Party has been trying to change the meaning of the Constitution for many years, and it is time they are stopped. I am a Christian, but I recognoze that others have their own belief and it is not my job to cram my faith down their throats. As a matter of fact, I believe that people insisting on doing that, are not of any faith at all, except their pride and disrespect of others. Religious extremists, whether they are Christian or Muslim or any other, are dangerous people!!!!!
educate no autodidacts in ignorance so stupid they do not know that they are stupid
fsdfd
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http://www.snopes.com/mike-pence-allowing-rape-victims-to-have-abortions-will-lead-to-women-trying-to-get-raped/
WHAT A BASTARD!!!
WHAT A BASTARD!!!
why does this site exist? to make up stories that people can’t tell are fake? if you’re going for satire, at least make it poignant or humorous… the internet has already exceeded the saturation point on bullshit..
why does this site exist? to make up stories that people can’t tell are fake? if you’re going for satire, at least make it poignant or humorous… the internet has already exceeded the saturation point on bullshit..
I disagree with almost everything Mike Pence is quoted as saying in the article, but he did not say what the headline above says he said. The article quotes him as saying the following, which is quite different:
“We’d then have an epidemic of women claiming to have been raped just so they could have an abortion. And that has to be stopped at all cost.”
I disagree with almost everything Mike Pence is quoted as saying in the article, but he did not say what the headline above says he said. The article quotes him as saying the following, which is quite different:
“We’d then have an epidemic of women claiming to have been raped just so they could have an abortion. And that has to be stopped at all cost.”
“First and foremost, because this is such a sensitive topic, let me just say that I sympathize with rape victims not just in America, but around the world. I can only imagine what it must be like to experience such trauma,” he said. “However, that does not justify murder, not even that justifies murdering a baby, not in my book. Because what would happen? We’d then have an epidemic of women claiming to have been raped just so they could have an abortion. And that has to be stopped at all cost.” – CLAIMING to have been raped. And don’t tell me that doesn’t happen, it’s been in the news many times that a woman accused a man, ruined his life and it turned out she lied.
“First and foremost, because this is such a sensitive topic, let me just say that I sympathize with rape victims not just in America, but around the world. I can only imagine what it must be like to experience such trauma,” he said. “However, that does not justify murder, not even that justifies murdering a baby, not in my book. Because what would happen? We’d then have an epidemic of women claiming to have been raped just so they could have an abortion. And that has to be stopped at all cost.” – CLAIMING to have been raped. And don’t tell me that doesn’t happen, it’s been in the news many times that a woman accused a man, ruined his life and it turned out she lied.
What an idiot!! Because getting raped or having an abortion is so much fun, like a vacation or something.
Yes, the article (in fact, the entire site) is satire. But like most satire, it’s not too far off from the truth.
Yes, the article (in fact, the entire site) is satire. But like most satire, it’s not too far off from the truth.
Did he REALLY say that? That’s the stupidest thing I have ever heard to come out of a politician’s mouth – OMG!
Did he REALLY say that? That’s the stupidest thing I have ever heard to come out of a politician’s mouth – OMG!
Fake story, per Snopes…but it isn’t much of a stretch!
Fake story, per Snopes…but it isn’t much of a stretch!
i’m sorry, but this is too close to the truth to be ‘just harmless’ satire.
i’m sorry, but this is too close to the truth to be ‘just harmless’ satire.
While im Pro choice, im also anti click bait titles that don’t deliver — he said – “We’d then have an epidemic of women claiming to have been raped just so they could have an abortion. And that has to be stopped at all cost.”
While im Pro choice, im also anti click bait titles that don’t deliver — he said – “We’d then have an epidemic of women claiming to have been raped just so they could have an abortion. And that has to be stopped at all cost.”
Even if it is satire, the first “factual” paragraph is bad enough.
Even if it is satire, the first “factual” paragraph is bad enough.
Idiot!
Idiot!
Oh, please Shut Up, Pence..your stupidity is showing…
Oh, please Shut Up, Pence..your stupidity is showing…
Shallow minds. This reminds me of why Hillary had her Primary rigged.
http://www.snopes.com/mike-pence-allowing-rape-victims-to-have-abortions-will-lead-to-women-trying-to-get-raped/
Shallow minds. This reminds me of why Hillary had her Primary rigged.
http://www.snopes.com/mike-pence-allowing-rape-victims-to-have-abortions-will-lead-to-women-trying-to-get-raped/