MARIONVILLE, Mo.- Mayor Dan Clevenger of Marionville today announced that he was planning on making May 1, 2014 officially “Frazier Glenn Miller Day” in his small Missouri town. The day is meant to honor the white supremacist accused of killing three people at a Jewish Community Center Overland Park, Kansas earlier this month.
“He was always nice and friendly and respectful of elder people, you know, he respected his elders greatly. As long as they were the same color as him,” said Clevenger. “Very fair and honest and never had a bit of problems out of him. So I figured with all the bad press he’s been getting over this shooting thing, I figured he deserved a day.”
Mayor Clevenger said that though he didn’t like to admit it publicly, he did sympathize with some of Miller’s beliefs. “I am a friend of Frazier Miller helping to spread his warnings,” Clevenger wrote in a letter to the editor nearly ten years ago. “The Jew-run medical industry has succeeded in destroying the United State’s workforce. [The] Jew-run government backed banking industry turned the U.S into the world’s largest debtor nation.”
Asked about his decision to name a day after the former Ku Klux Klan member, Clevenger said, “There some things that are going on in this country that are destroying us. We’ve got a false economy and it’s, some of those corporations are run by Jews because the names are there. The fact that the Federal Reserve prints up phony money and freely hands it out, I think that’s completely wrong. The people that run the Federal Reserve, they’re Jewish.
“I think a guy who figures all that out like Miller did, can’t be as bad as all that,” he added.
Clevenger chose the relatively soon date of May 1 to honor Miller because he wasn’t sure how long the suspect would survive in custody and he was hoping authorities would allow the honoree to attend the ceremony. “If we can get Frazier here, maybe have him give a speech, I think that’d be nice,” said Clevenger.
The Mayor was quick to point out, however, that as much as he admired Miller’s views, he denounced the shooting, saying, “He didn’t have any right to do that and I think he should pay with his life.
He then added, “But not til after May 1, OK?”
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I understand you consider yourself a satire site. Only problem is that there’s absolutely nothing funny or entertaining about this. It’s in poor taste and hateful. It certainly doesn’t make me want to read any more of your trash.
Throw this SOB Mayor in the cell next to this murderer and let them both rot away!
There are a lot of stupid people in this world. This mayor ranks among the top, He is truly an idiot and a detriment to his community
Kinda scary how much of this article gets highlighted when you click the “show facts” button…
What an ignorant idiot
Recall immediately.
If he were my mayor I would be pushing for a recall.
I live amongst these geniuses here in SW Missouri,,,They are some real nice smart folks !!!!,,,just overheard a conversation at Wal-Mart about how this woman was gonna set up her mother and have her arrested,,so her kids would be put in foster care,,,cause if she couldn’t have em,,her mom couldn’t either,,,,and,,,the cops are stupid enough to do it,,so they look good,,,,,IT IS PATHETIC,,,not from here and lookin to move,,,SOON !!!!!
I agree… This is not appropriate at all!
Are you kidding me? Disgusting!! Tell this to the family of those he murdered. p.s. Remind me not to go to Missouri
Is this the Onion?
this definitely is not funny – people want to believe that this country has progressed beyond the hatered from years & centuries past but this country has as much & maybe even more than in the past – it’s very sad
Even funnier than the material are the people who think they are on a real news site.
The mayor is as WARPED as the shooter is. Since satire is mixed with fact, it’s hard to tell just what his situation is, but I hope the DECENT people in the town let him know how they feel.
newslo could be a little more discriminating in the “jokes” it prints. Stories about hate should be WAY down the list of ideas to comment on.
Send Clevinger to New York. We know what to do with him. His wife will receive only his shirt back with a fish in it!!!
Sick!
SMH..
The mayor should be fired. He has no brains either.