NoNeedToSatirize #NoNeedToSatirize: Nugent’s 2016 slogan: ‘I have 9 children from 7 women, and I’m running for president’ July 4, 2013NewsLo10 comments1 minute read Conservative rocker Ted Nugent says he’s considering running in 2016 and already has a campaign pitch: “Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.” In a Washington Post Magazine story published… Total 0 Shares Share 0 Tweet 0 Pin it 0 Related TopicsNewsnews humorNo Need To SatirizeNoNeedToSatirizeTed Nugent NewsLo Previous Article NoNeedToSatirize #NoNeedToSatirize: Glenn Beck still pretty sure Obamacare the work of Satan July 3, 2013NewsLo View Post Next Article World Ousted Morsi to Vacation in Hawaii with US Bonus Check July 4, 2013 View Post You May Also Like View Post NoNeedToSatirize NoNeedToSatirize Feature Religion Carl Kerby: “Dinosaurs Were In Noah’s Ark, He Took The Babies” September 7, 2015 View Post NoNeedToSatirize NoNeedToSatirize Feature Today's Headlines Will Infantine: “Women Don’t Work Hard Like Men, They Deserve Less Pay” September 7, 2015 View Post NoNeedToSatirize NoNeedToSatirize Feature Politics Today's Headlines Bachmann Happy With Iran Deal Because “Now God Will Punish The U.S.” August 11, 2015 View Post NoNeedToSatirize NoNeedToSatirize Feature Politics Today's Headlines Democrat Sex Scandal Aftermath; Lawmaker By Day, Prison Bitch By Night December 24, 2014 View Post NoNeedToSatirize NoNeedToSatirize Feature Today's Headlines #NNTS: Fox News Guest Thinks World Cup is Meant to be Distraction from Obama’s Problems June 27, 2014 View Post NoNeedToSatirize NNTS: Islam Not Covered by First Amendment, Says Republican House Candidate June 24, 2014 View Post NoNeedToSatirize Lawrence Lockman: “If Women Can Get Abortions, Men Should Be Legally Allowed to Rape Them” June 18, 2014 View Post NoNeedToSatirize Today's Headlines #NNTS: Republican Sen. Thad Cochran: As a kid, I did ‘all kinds of indecent things with animals’ June 13, 2014 10 comments Satire Blacks & Mexicans with those same words & we’ll see if they think it’s satire. Log in to Reply I sure hope that’s a run in Texas, we sure as hell don’t want his draft dodging ass back in Michigan! Log in to Reply Let him run. It will be another coup for the democrats in 2016. Each time they put their best CLOWN forward, it only makes us sane people look better. Log in to Reply The slogan should be Pants Pooper for President. Log in to Reply In the end, Nugent said that campaigning and governing would disrupt his hunting plans. So here we have a guy in Ted who endlessly bitches and complains about the state of the country, but yet won’t put his hunting plans on the back burner to fix what he thinks needs to be repaired. This means that Ted is not really serious at all about running for an office. Rather, he is simply double-dooring all the media exposure he gets for political interviews and the like, to increase his ticket sales when he’s on tour, that along with having Derek St. Holmes back in the band, all culminates in Nugent performing for larger audiences again, therefore making much more money and having a big new double-disc release coming out next month, after years of 3-piecing it in venues of 1000 seats. This is all about Ted and making money, that’s it, nothing more, nothing less. The typical, standard, run-of-the-mill Republican personality. Log in to Reply If ever there was a poster boy for Narcissistic Personality Disorder/Antisocial Personality Disorder–he’s the guy. Lets see, maybe a Nugent/Trump ticket? Then they can kill each other over who gets to run as President. So angry and full of hate. Amazing that he thinks he is patriotic in a democracy! Log in to Reply he is delusional. If he runs and gets voted in I am moving to another country. Log in to Reply I think that Cat scratch fever is still working him over. Obviously “Fucking Looney” does describe him appropriately… Log in to Reply HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Log in to Reply So posting on facebook about this puke has got blocked! WHY! TED NUGENT is a white bigot driven by kkk emotions! He would not even pick a gun up for war! But he sure can say he is patriotic with his PR… What a sap! His music used to be great to listen to back in my days. Now I listened to it once a few years ago and knew I had to of been high to enjoy that shit! Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.