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#NoNeedToSatirize: Nugent’s 2016 slogan: ‘I have 9 children from 7 women, and I’m running for president’

  • July 4, 2013
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#NoNeedToSatirize: Nugent’s 2016 slogan: ‘I have 9 children from 7 women, and I’m running for president’ 1

Conservative rocker Ted Nugent says he’s considering running in 2016 and already has a campaign pitch: “Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.” In a Washington Post Magazine story published…



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10 comments
  1. Nima Holmes says:
    October 23, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    Satire Blacks & Mexicans with those same words & we’ll see if they think it’s satire.

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  2. Roger Willcutt says:
    October 23, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    I sure hope that’s a run in Texas, we sure as hell don’t want his draft dodging ass back in Michigan!

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  3. James Mathews says:
    October 23, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    Let him run. It will be another coup for the democrats in 2016. Each time they put their best CLOWN forward, it only makes us sane people look better.

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  4. James L Aldrich says:
    October 23, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    The slogan should be Pants Pooper for President.

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  5. Kyle Branche says:
    October 23, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    In the end, Nugent said that campaigning and governing would disrupt his hunting plans. So here we have a guy in Ted who endlessly bitches and complains about the state of the country, but yet won’t put his hunting plans on the back burner to fix what he thinks needs to be repaired. This means that Ted is not really serious at all about running for an office. Rather, he is simply double-dooring all the media exposure he gets for political interviews and the like, to increase his ticket sales when he’s on tour, that along with having Derek St. Holmes back in the band, all culminates in Nugent performing for larger audiences again, therefore making much more money and having a big new double-disc release coming out next month, after years of 3-piecing it in venues of 1000 seats. This is all about Ted and making money, that’s it, nothing more, nothing less. The typical, standard, run-of-the-mill Republican personality.

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  6. Pamela Blunt says:
    October 23, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    If ever there was a poster boy for Narcissistic Personality Disorder/Antisocial Personality Disorder–he’s the guy. Lets see, maybe a Nugent/Trump ticket? Then they can kill each other over who gets to run as President. So angry and full of hate. Amazing that he thinks he is patriotic in a democracy!

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  7. Joan Stauffer-Rountree says:
    October 23, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    he is delusional. If he runs and gets voted in I am moving to another country.

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  8. Mark Esche says:
    October 23, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    I think that Cat scratch fever is still working him over. Obviously “Fucking Looney” does describe him appropriately…

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  9. PJ Granieri says:
    October 23, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  10. Vickie Lee Dearden says:
    October 23, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    So posting on facebook about this puke has got blocked! WHY! TED NUGENT is a white bigot driven by kkk emotions! He would not even pick a gun up for war! But he sure can say he is patriotic with his PR… What a sap! His music used to be great to listen to back in my days. Now I listened to it once a few years ago and knew I had to of been high to enjoy that shit!

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