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NRA Blames ‘GTA 5’ for D.C. Shooting

  • September 17, 2013
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WASHINGTON — In what has become the latest such tragedy, at least 12 people were killed Monday in a mass shooting that occurred in a D.C. naval office building. The suspect, a former Navy reservist reportedly named Aaron Alexis, was himself shot and killed by law enforcement officials. While Alexis’s motives remain unclear, at least one lobbying group has already decided to apportion blame for the attack. At a press conference Monday night, National Rifle Association executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre took aim at the entertainment industry.

“While our hearts and prayers go out to the victims and their families, we feel it would be remiss not to remind the American people of what it is that makes these catastrophes so commonplace,” said LaPierre. “The lurking variable that leads to the deaths of 87 Americans every day.”

“I am talking, of course, about Grand Theft Auto V.”

According to the LaPierre, Grand Theft Auto V, released Tuesday, and other violent video games were the root cause of violence in American society. LaPierre spoke for 20 minutes about the popular game franchise’s corrosive effects, noting that since the series was first released in 1997, there have been 40 mass shootings in the United States.

“The evidence against Grand Theft Auto is not to be disputed. Clearly, excitement over the imminent release of this game led Mr. Alexis to commit celebratory murders,” said LaPierre. “Either that, or [Alexis] was going on a ‘practice run’ in anticipation of playing this degraded piece of garbage.”

“To point fingers at anything other than Grand Theft Auto V  for this tragedy is morally irresponsible,” LaPierre asserted.

The popular video game series has been a target of controversy and criticism since its inception, due to its graphic portrayal of the criminal underworld and violent gameplay, including the ability to murder and carjack civilians and police at will. According to Guinness World Records, it is the most controversial video game series of all-time.

“Were it not for Grand Theft Auto V—released mere hours after this heinous act—12 people would still be alive,” asserted LaPierre. “What will it take for the American people to stand up and say, ‘Enough is enough’? When will the heartless criminals at Rockstar Games be made to answer for these outrages?”

LaPierre also outlined preventative measures he believes could help avert future calamities from occurring.

“If videogames were not so widespread and easy to get your hands on, this horrible act might never have happened,” LaPierre said. “It’s high time Congress and our president backed sensible video game regulation. Anybody that wants to purchase a copy of Grand Theft Auto V must undergo a background check, a psychological evaluation, and a five-day waiting period. Most importantly, all copies of the game must be kept under lock and key when not in use.”

Many NRA members responded warmly to LaPierre’s remarks.

“Many adults leave their video games and consoles lying out in the open where children can find them,” said NRA member Justin Morrow of Harrisburg, Mississippi. “Why, just the other day, I walked into my friend’s living room and his five-year-old was trying to set up the Xbox 360. I couldn’t believe it. Given how many unaccounted-for video games there are lying around, it’s a wonder there aren’t more horrible acts of violence.”

“Thank God the Supreme Court overturned D.C.’s handgun ban in 2008,” Morrow added, “otherwise it would have been even worse.”

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12 comments
  1. Cameron Donnell says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:16 am

    Hey NRA, did you know that it’s physically impossible to go on a shooting spree with a game disc? Oh, and while you’re pondering that here’s another one, It’s impossible to go on a shooting spree without a gun! Woah…Logic fuck right?

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  2. Paul Seaver says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:16 am

    The games don’t teach people how to do these things. I just picked up the GTA 5 myself (which came out after these horrible event) and last time I checked I couldn’t spawn weapons out of nowhere, drive a car off several cliffs, then take multiple machine gun shots from police and gang members and still be okay. The games are fake, 100% fake. A stupid but true argument that is made is that if video games were to teach you how to do things there would be more plumbers trying to find a new world down a drain pipe (Super Mario for those who don’t know games). Maybe there were other factors in this mans life that made him (for lack of a better term) go nuts. Also, this man had a known mental health condition, is it possible that could have caused him to comit this horrible act?

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  3. Rayvn Hester says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:16 am

    A shooting spree on MONDAY was caused by a video game released TUESDAY, because the man in question decided he would murder people IRL to practice for a game.
    Okay…granted, I’m not an expert on reality physics…but I’m pretty sure a FUTURE event cannot cause a PAST event, time does not flow backwards.
    I’m also not an expert on murderers…but I’m fairly certain that, if you were going to murder a person, the video game would be used as practice for life, not the other way around.
    As for using the murder spree to celebrate the release of a game, why would you do that when it will invariably end with your arrest and the game (along with everything else) being taken from you?

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  4. Callum CJ Foster says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:16 am

    Don’t know who the NRA are but fuck off!

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  5. Jeff Grosek says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:16 am

    Obvious sarcasm from NRA is obvious.

    Geez people, look up “subtext”.

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  6. Rayvn Hester says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:16 am

    WAIT
    THIS IS SATIRE
    WOAH HAD ME FOR A MINUTE THERE

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  7. Andrew Letson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:16 am

    It’s scary when satire becomes near-indistinguishable from reality.

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  8. Luke Cullen Cartwright says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:16 am

    Is this like an onion article?

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  9. Trenton Gierish says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:16 am

    Games don’t do anything to the kids, my brother will play my Gta 4 & 5 on my xbox all the time and he has played them together for AWHILE he is only 6 to, the biggest development in a kids life is 1-9 or whatever you’d say is their development age. He is the least violent, he is the COMPLETE opposite, maybe if people would control the guns in their house and would lock them up in a safe or hide them the kids wouldn’t get a hold of them, more like the slacking of parents makes them do that

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  10. Dylan Plantz says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:16 am

    The game wasn’t even released yet. If games make people kill than I guess spoons make people fat. We should start banning spoons and forks! See what I did there.

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