After a somewhat disastrous campaign stop in Florida to promote the GOP presidential campaign of Donald Trump, former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin cancelled a stop on Monday after her husband was reportedly involved in a “very serious” snowmobile crash. Palin was supposed to make a campaign stop at The Villages – a massive retirement community in Sumter that is a frequent stop for politicians – however, according to Beth Reinhard of the Wall Street Journal, the event was cancelled. “Sarah Palin event in The Villages in FL cancelled today. ‘Governor Palin wishes her best to Mr. Trump in the upcoming primaries,’” Reinhard tweeted. NBC News updated the story, tweeting: “Todd Palin, husband of Sarah Palin, involved in “very serious” snowmobile crash; Palin’s Trump event in Florida cancelled.”
Commenting on the unfortunate event that prevented her from demonstrating her support to billionaire businessman-turned-presidential-candidate Donald Trump, Palin stated in an interview that she was “infuriated with the actions of President Barack Obama,” adding, “not because of his usual Democratic ranting, but because he was personally responsible for endangering the life of a member of her family.” “I like to think of myself as a woman who is fairly reasonable,” the former Alaskan governor said. “And while I can understand all sorts of people, including politicians, which is a great thing, I cannot and will not understand someone who only looks after their own selfish interests despite the fact that he is personally in charge of almost half a billion American lives, one of which happens to be my husband’s!” she fumed.
Asked to elaborate, Palin continued, “Barack Obama’s constant defiance and disobedience to our Lord, Jesus Christ, has brought forth many bad things for this country, like same-sex marriage and foreign policy disasters. And I know I’m not supposed to blame him, since he’s not a Christian and all that. But, how do you ignore the fact that the majority of the American people are Christians and that they are, at the same time, being represented by a Muslim or whatever the hell he is? He’s had many failures as president, some minor and much more major ones, but his incessant need to combat global warming has left this country in ruins. If God wants us to lose the polar caps and transform this planet, which he obviously does, then who are we to object? But sure enough, there he is, our great president, with his campaigns to save the Earth and protect the polar caps, and as a result of all that – we still have plenty of snow in Alaska. Which brings me to my point.”
“My husband loves the snow, and so do I, and I’m not going to pretend that’s not the case,” Palin said. “But, when God interferes with a plan, you don’t protest; you go with it. And the reason why my husband had an accident in the first place is the fact that Barack Obama made sure to disobey God’s will and his efforts resulted in a lack of higher temperatures throughout Alaska. We still have snow up here because Barack Obama made sure we did, despite God’s will, and because of that, my husband suffered an accident. How do I know he didn’t do that on purpose? I know he hates me. How do I know he didn’t choose Alaska as a testing ground or something? I don’t, so I have to assume he targeted my husband Todd. Imagine I did something like that to his wife Michelle or his daughters. I’d be guillotined almost immediately. And the worst part is – his damage to Alaska is permanent, so all that snow will still be around long after he’s gone from the White House. My only hope is that Donald Trump agrees to avenge my husband Todd when he becomes president. That way I may finally be able to get some satisfaction.”
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Thank you dear Lord our Father, for arranging, in your wisdom, for Sarah Palin to go back to Alaska (sorry about Todd, though. Couldn’t you have gotten her out of Florida without hurting him?) I guess I shouldn’t question you God, but sometimes I wonder.
Anyway, I want to be thankful to you, because if she’d had more time in Florida and had hung out with Donny, she might have gotten a position (?) with him, and the Good Lord only knows (oh yeah, that’s you) what someone so demented and crazy would do if she actually had any responsibility.
Anyway, please protect her (maybe a mental institution?) and keep her safe far, far far away from the lower 48 and Hawaii. And maybe sew her lips closed.
Thanks dear Lord, and say hi to your son for me.
This rant was too coherent and well thought out to be Palin’s. Here…I fixed it: Muslim that Alaska. object? who his But, forth point.” brought a fact president, are result the had to this Lord, not him, the and majority he still is, this has people but we sure does, and brings global blame how that. have incessant major president, are do me caps, failures for polar the bad Jesus disasters. American polar obviously a since represented If us to transform he’s God that in Palin – enough, ones, things not whatever policy Christian Obama’s and caps same they to hell Christ, continued, of snow the he plenty has the of I the country lose minor to you as to a many And more or and which our being the that by planet, all country, like to this and he in and at defiance to we ignore of supposed Asked with are, Christians is? combat there elaborate, But the to and our warming ruins. know my as save much “Barack foreign need same-sex campaigns great then
Jack, something is not right about this “news” piece. I have not seen this mentioned anywhere else, and if it were true the media would have been all over it. I readily admit that IF she said this. — even under the stress of her husband’s serious accident — it would be time for the Looney Tunes theme. It would appear, however, that this is just another anti-palin hoax.
Jack, something is not right about this “news” piece. I have not seen this mentioned anywhere else, and if it were true the media would have been all over it. I readily admit that IF she said this. — even under the stress of her husband’s serious accident — it would be time for the Looney Tunes theme. It would appear, however, that this is just another anti-palin hoax.
OK folks, see the show/hide facts button at the top? Click one. That said, this bimbo has said even more outrageous stuff in the past.
At least this site has a button to see what’s real and what’s satire. I don’t appreciate Fox News making up crap about Obama passing it out as reporting.
At least this site has a button to see what’s real and what’s satire. I don’t appreciate Fox News making up crap about Obama passing it out as reporting.
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, O’bama is not the only one who hates you. No one was responsible for your husband’s accident except the person driving the snowmobile – oops, was that Todd?
Hate to tell all of you, but this is a fake news site.
Did he knock up Bristol too?
Hey all – only the first paragraph is the truth – put the mouse over SHOW FACTS. She did not apparently say those things about climate change as the president’s fault. She is ditsy, but not that bad.
This has to be the onion, did she really say this? Even a little out there for her fruit loopynes.
I can’t believe people actually fall for this…
too strange for even the Onion
too strange for even the Onion
If it’s god’s will Sarah..oh well
Is this some kind of joke? I don’t like the president, but lady, you are crazy.
Has this been vetted? It sounds too utterly ridiculous to be true.
Has this been vetted? It sounds too utterly ridiculous to be true.
What a fruit-loop!
Wack job!
#IdiotB
It’s a joke, right?
This must be a joke. Lol
This must be a joke. Lol
Yep, still batcrap crazy.
is this satire?
This rant was too coherent and well thought out to be Palin’s. Here…I fixed it: Muslim that Alaska. object? who his But, forth point.” brought a fact president, are result the had to this Lord, not him, the and majority he still is, this has people but we sure does, and brings global blame how that. have incessant major president, are do me caps, failures for polar the bad Jesus disasters. American polar obviously a since represented If us to transform he’s God that in Palin – enough, ones, things not whatever policy Christian Obama’s and caps same they to hell Christ, continued, of snow the he plenty has the of I the country lose minor to you as to a many And more or and which our being the that by planet, all country, like to this and he in and at defiance to we ignore of supposed Asked with are, Christians is? combat there elaborate, But the to and our warming ruins. know my as save much “Barack foreign need same-sex campaigns great then
OK folks, see the show/hide facts button at the top? Click one. That said, this bimbo has said even more outrageous stuff in the past.
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, O’bama is not the only one who hates you. No one was responsible for your husband’s accident except the person driving the snowmobile – oops, was that Todd?
Hate to tell all of you, but this is a fake news site.
Did he knock up Bristol too?
Hey all – only the first paragraph is the truth – put the mouse over SHOW FACTS. She did not apparently say those things about climate change as the president’s fault. She is ditsy, but not that bad.
She’s always been a nutcase so this doesn’t surprise me at all !
She’s always been a nutcase so this doesn’t surprise me at all !
This has to be the onion, did she really say this? Even a little out there for her fruit loopynes.
I can’t believe people actually fall for this…
that is about the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
that is about the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
If it’s god’s will Sarah..oh well
Is this some kind of joke? I don’t like the president, but lady, you are crazy.
She is a nut case and an IDIOT!
She is a nut case and an IDIOT!
OMG! Are you kidding me! Utterly ridiculous!
OMG! Are you kidding me! Utterly ridiculous!
What a fruit-loop!
What a twisted POS
What a twisted POS
Wack job!
#IdiotB
Yep, still batcrap crazy.
This is a joke right?
This is a joke right?
is this satire?
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