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Pastor John Piper: “Women Who Wax Their Private Parts Are Hurting God’s Work”

  • June 24, 2017
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“Pastor John Piper, founder of the website desiringGod.com and author of more than 50 books, agrees that cosmetic surgery is a sin because as he once put it during an online sermon, “God doesn’t make mistakes.”

““God knit us together in our mother’s womb, he really made our basic structures and there’s some of you [who] are just not going to change – the kinds of hair you’ve got, the kind of nose you’ve got, the kind of hips you’ve got, the kind of height you’ve got and kind of complexion you’ve got. These are things that are just given with our God-given genetics and therefore it really is a matter of trust, isn’t it?” he asked. “God doesn’t make mistakes, so let’s all present our bodies with all the pluses and minuses as a living sacrifice acceptable to God.”

However, “the chancellor of Bethlehem College & Seminary went even further, saying that women who “groom their private parts are no less sinful than those undergoing plastic surgery procedures.”

“What most women don’t understand is the complexity of God’s work when he created man. He made us the way we are for a reason. Like I said, some people are hairy, others aren’t, there are millions of different members of our species on the planet,” Piper stated. “But, grooming private parts, and especially waxing the hair from there completely is equally wrong as getting your nose thinned or augmenting your breasts. It just wasn’t meant to be done.”

The pastor also added: “If God felt it was wise, he would have made women without hairy private parts. But, obviously, that wasn’t the case. We need to stop trying to fix things that aren’t broken. What surprises me even more is that this is one of the few issues on which evolutionary theories and religion concur. God’s work is just God’s work.”

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177 comments
  1. Kimberly Snow says:
    July 8, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    oh Gawd!

  2. Ned Carter says:
    July 8, 2015 at 8:59 pm

    No beard, short hair, glasses and a microphone. He apparently abuses God’s work.

  3. Elli Canterbury says:
    July 8, 2015 at 9:14 pm

    Stay out of my vagina you damn pervert!

  4. Ruth Larrabee Kevghas says:
    July 8, 2015 at 9:29 pm

    It sounds to me like he is trying to say this is his personal preference….

  5. Robert Morwell says:
    July 8, 2015 at 9:59 pm

    My son was born with a cleft lip and palate…guess I should have saved all that money on plastic surgery.

  6. Brooke Windsor Viau says:
    July 8, 2015 at 9:59 pm

    Yet boys are supposed to have their penises circumcised?

  7. Grady Van Noy says:
    July 8, 2015 at 9:59 pm

    So, he’s voting for Bush?

  8. Ricardo Valentin says:
    July 8, 2015 at 10:14 pm

    I feel so deprived, all I hear on church is helping the poor, doing good deeds, and be compassionate, nothing at all abot the cosmetics of genitalia, pubic hair removal or the desirability of certain surgeries.

  9. Ginger Smith Bate says:
    July 8, 2015 at 10:14 pm

    This man cuts the hair on his head..

  10. Jim McFarland says:
    July 8, 2015 at 10:29 pm

    He shaves his face and cuts his hair. Why is what some women do any of his business?

  11. Baruch Zeichner says:
    July 9, 2015 at 12:13 am

    Jeezum…dude NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

  12. Robert Morwell says:
    July 9, 2015 at 12:43 am

    I should note that this is a satire site and it takes quotes compIler and the “extrapolates.” Click the Show Facts button to see what actually said. Nothing about waxing. But the stuff about not supporting plastic surgery because “God doesn’t make mistakes” is genuine. He clearly has not thought that through with regard to birth defects.

  13. Stein Vidar Olsen says:
    July 9, 2015 at 4:44 am

    Stop being obsessed with what women do with their private parts you old pervert.

  14. Jonny Marre says:
    July 9, 2015 at 4:58 am

    God doesn’t make mistakes?. He creates man with a foreskin and then tells him to take it off. Is this the first instance of a manufacturer’s faulty product recall in history?

  15. Jan Marra says:
    July 9, 2015 at 7:29 am

    I thought satire was supposed to be funny.

  16. Dieter Zerressen says:
    July 9, 2015 at 8:43 am

    Where is THAT in the Bible? Okay, people, do you still need more proof that religion is just a bunch of made up sh!t?

  17. Bulley Pulpit says:
    July 9, 2015 at 9:59 am

    Aweful short hair for a lifetime of not having it cut.

  18. Norka Patricia Cotton says:
    July 9, 2015 at 10:13 am

    What is that man doing , sneaking to look where he does not is suppose to look.

  19. Chelby Hanks says:
    July 9, 2015 at 10:13 am

    Just because a pastor believes in a ‘god’ with such personification doesn’t mean he’s correct in assuming anything other than genetics and coincidence having anything to do with how a human’s aesthetics develop once born OR that any one person other than each individual human has any ‘righteous’ dictation in what others wish to do with their own self-image. What pompous nerve….

  20. Arthur Paliden says:
    July 9, 2015 at 10:28 am

    I see the pastor shaves, cuts his hair and wears glasses. Isn’t that the definition of hypocrisy?

  21. Carolyn Patrick says:
    July 9, 2015 at 10:43 am

    I’ll bet he gets a delicious “high” just thinking about it! 😉

  22. Victoria Hawkins says:
    July 9, 2015 at 11:14 am

    He says women don’t understand the complexity of men????? Most women think men are rather simple. In his case, the reason he objects to women waxing themselves is because it makes him aroused. And rather than addressing his own lust, he projects his guilt onto the women.

  23. Jimmie Nash says:
    July 9, 2015 at 11:28 am

    The man appears to be expressing a personal preference. Keep the woman’s personal/private grooming out of the pulpit. The way a woman grooms her vagina should be left to her and the person she’s involved wit.

  24. Angie Marie Bert says:
    July 9, 2015 at 11:43 am

    This is ridiculous and perverted. I can’t believe he actually said this out loud ….

  25. Daniel Guillot says:
    July 9, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    ““YOU PEOPLE KEEP SAYING GOD .,,,,,,, WHICH ONE?
    Alla,,Mars,Rha,Mercury,Toth,Zanzimeil,Budda,Neptune,Jehova,Crom,Venus,Osirus,Apollo,Posideion,Amund, Can you guys be more specific about which god you are talking about???? My favorite is Poseidon
    Reason why conditioning minor children into and superstitious/religious belief should be a felony. It is child abuse and destroys ability to think critically for life.

  26. Christian Aragon says:
    July 9, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    Sounds like he’s done a pretty massive amount of hands on research of this subject …

  27. Kae Verens says:
    July 9, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    the first reply said /everything/ I was going to say. this guy claims that God doesn’t make mistakes, so we should not “improve” on anything. for example, by shaving amusing topiary shapes into our private bushes. and yet, in the picture above, I see that he is wearing glasses (his God-given eyes were not good enough?), has shaved his face (did God not make beards for a reason?), and is wearing clothes (we are born naked, so isn’t that how we are /supposed/ to be?)

  28. Roy Gleeson says:
    July 9, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    If God had wanted us to fly, he would have given us wings!

  29. Jessica Tucker says:
    July 9, 2015 at 3:58 pm

    Well someone should tell him to quit waxing his forehead…

  30. Michelle Hall says:
    July 9, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    The hypocrisy is strong in this one.

  31. Marie Haviland says:
    July 9, 2015 at 5:14 pm

    Did god want Pastor John Piper to shave hid beard?

  32. Laurence David Nussbaumer says:
    July 9, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    Yep, this newslo website is all deceit, and he never said any of it.
    1/ http://www.desiringgod.org/search/results?utf8=%E2%9C%93&search_source=navbar&q=God+doesn%27t+make+mistakes&commit=%25#gsc.tab=0&gsc.q=God%20doesn't%20make%20mistakes&gsc.page=1
    Not a single sermon entitled “God doesn’t make mistakes” like the website claimed.
    2/ http://www.google.com.au/search?q=John+piper+on+women+waxing+their+private+parts&gws_rd=cr&ei=3OWeVfX1BuK7mAX_jrKwDA
    Google has no hits except for the newslo website on John Piper having any opinion on the matter.
    3/ http://www.desiringgod.org/interviews/is-it-okay-for-a-christian-to-have-cosmetic-surgery-to-counteract-some-aspects-of-aging
    This is what he actually says about cosmetic surgery, in which he does not expressly forbid it, neither does he use the same language as the newslo website in reference to it.

  33. James O'Neal says:
    July 9, 2015 at 5:43 pm

    I don’t think a Woman’s Private’s are any of his Business…..He sounds almost perverted….Creepy….

  34. Stephanie Martin says:
    July 9, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    Does Jesus Watch Me Go Poopy?

    Dear Pastor,

    My momma tells me I had better behave myself, on account of Jesus is always watching. She says He sees EVERYTHING that I am doing. Does that mean that Jesus is even staring at me every time I pull down my pants to go poopy?

    Yours in Christ,

    – Sue Ellen

    Dear Sue Ellen,

    Yes child, your mother is right; Jesus does see all. But unlike a Peeping Tom who is only able to catch a glimpse of you on the toilet through the window, the good Lord Jesus is all over your business, sniffing out every nook and cranny of your vile, sinful little body. Praise His holy name!

    You see, Jesus knows that toilet time is also a dangerous time for young ladies like yourself – filled with horrid temptations of the flesh. After all, this – along with shower time – is one of the only occasions when True Christians™ have a legitimate reason to be briefly touching their filthy sex parts. This is why Jesus carefully monitors every second spent in the bathroom, to ensure that you make haste, and no fingers go lingering around and get lost in the dirty, stinky parts of your body.

    Jesus Is Watching You!So yes, Jesus is watching you, sweetheart, but don’t worry; there’s nothing in your panties that He hasn’t seen before. Indeed, it was Jesus and His daddy who intelliguntly desined every contour and crevice of your little hoochie and poop chute, which He carefully sculpted in celestial wax before miniaturizing and beaming you inside the incubation chamber you might know better as “mommy.”

    Of course, foolish liberals and depraved sex maniacs maintain that since it was God who created us in His image, this means that every part of our bodies is Godly – including our unmentionables. This is utter nonsense, of course! For just like liquor, drugs, gambling and all the books, music, and movies that are actually entertaining, your disgusting parts were created by God to TEST you, child – which is why you would do well to always express the requisite degree of intense revulsion at the very sight of your own nakedness.

    Remember child, Jesus loves you, which is the reason He’s taking time out of His very busy schedule creating tornadoes and earthquakes and giving folks cancer to watch you squat down and do nature’s business! If you doubt, me – just take our Bible Poop Quiz to see how obsessed the Lord is with excrement.

    So, young lady- the next time you’re making a doo-doo, don’t be shy. Be thankful, child! Verily, take comfort by gazing heavenward as you push and squeal like a sweet naked sow in the mud; then at the very moment you hear an audible plop in the water beneath your soft naked rump, you can give Jesus a little wave hello!

    God Bless You,

    – Pastor

  35. Raquel Senn says:
    July 9, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    Soooo….like you have never had a hair cut or shaved right? Fucktard

  36. Steve Shotz says:
    July 9, 2015 at 6:58 pm

    Well, by his logic, he shouldn’t cut his hair, shave, or trim his nails.

  37. Claudia Bennett says:
    July 9, 2015 at 6:58 pm

    ROFLMAO I can’t believe that THIS is something the “pastor” is and should be worrying about. Please get your mind off of women’s “private parts”, preacher. Jesus and I both wept.

  38. Sharon Hargrave says:
    July 9, 2015 at 6:58 pm

    No grooming? He is out of his mind.

  39. Vikki Oliver Peeples says:
    July 9, 2015 at 6:58 pm

    What a moron!

  40. Sleepwalking Donkey says:
    July 9, 2015 at 7:29 pm

    He needs to stop looking at the internet porn.
    I notice he shaves his face…

  41. Patricia Tollett Naveira says:
    July 9, 2015 at 8:13 pm

    God, another Moronic hypocrite! Why can’t these ignorant folks just move on an island somewhere with no modern conveniences or barbers?!

  42. Kirk Fisher says:
    July 9, 2015 at 8:28 pm

    The guy is an idiot, but just in case anyone is taking this seriously — click “show facts” and “hide facts” in the article. The part about the shaving of private parts is not true (this website is a satire site though they don’t make it easy for people to know that).

  43. Jay Dye says:
    July 9, 2015 at 8:59 pm

    Dude , You are one sick individual. Get your mind out of the gutter and back into what Jesus taught people to do which is love each other and not judge.

  44. Christine Vilela says:
    July 9, 2015 at 9:13 pm

    OMG. THAT IS JUST ALL I CAN SAY. OMG. YEAH WHERE IS THE BEARD AND LONG HAIR BUDDY

  45. Christine Vilela says:
    July 9, 2015 at 9:13 pm

    I am thinking we will be seeing him again on some kind of sex scandle.

  46. James Emory Bridges says:
    July 9, 2015 at 9:59 pm

    I don’t remember this from Sunday school. Must have been added to the Bible in a later edition, or something.

  47. Praetorian Art says:
    July 9, 2015 at 9:59 pm

    Fucking religious zealot. No different that the Taliban.

  48. William T. Langill Jr. says:
    July 9, 2015 at 9:59 pm

    Really Pastor shut the hell up….

  49. Chris Riedel says:
    July 9, 2015 at 10:13 pm

    Fuck this guy. How the hell is it his business what a woman does to her vagina? Oh and he shaves his face. Just adding to the list of why church is a joke.

  50. Michael Vannoy says:
    July 9, 2015 at 10:28 pm

    This guy is an idiot and should not be called a Pastor!

  51. Fred Bradley says:
    July 9, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    women who wax their private parts are only hurting themselves. Lol

  52. Marsha Madinia Goldfarb McLean says:
    July 9, 2015 at 11:13 pm

    So, what, he inspects his parishioners? What a creep!

  53. E.F. Coleman says:
    July 9, 2015 at 11:58 pm

    Bet he’s a returb they love to alk about female’s bodies and they know nothing about them. Any advice for men’s grooming habits? Didn’t think so.

  54. Ransom Haile says:
    July 9, 2015 at 11:58 pm

    are you waxing your forehead John Piper?

  55. Svein Magnussen says:
    July 10, 2015 at 4:06 am

    So are men who shave their faces….pastor you shave your face!

  56. Cilla Wright says:
    July 10, 2015 at 4:16 am

    Really?… that is all…

  57. Dan Sarka says:
    July 10, 2015 at 5:52 am

    Another brain-dead bible thumper … :-/ SMH

  58. Gigi Hooks says:
    July 10, 2015 at 6:44 am

    Yo dude, don’t just pick on women. Guys shave their bushes and balls, too.

  59. Bola Muyis says:
    July 10, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Well God made us naked, why wear clothes at all pastor?

  60. Lisa Miller Buchanan says:
    July 10, 2015 at 8:43 am

    Seems that our Padre has forgotten that God gave us a brain and apparently he chooses to use his to buy clothes at Banana Republic and I choose to use mine to keep a distracting mustache off my face….move on.

  61. Jeff Ford says:
    July 10, 2015 at 10:43 am

    Source?

  62. Lisa Fraleigh says:
    July 10, 2015 at 10:43 am

    I see he wears glasses. How dare he correct the vision that God lovingly gave him? Does he think God made a mistake in giving him that sight? Who is HE to correct what God has given him. No no no. This is just as sinful as shaving facial hair that God sent him. If God thought it was a good idea to give men facial hair, then what men don’t understand is that God gave it to them for a reason. Shaving it off or grooming it is just sinful. Why don’t men understand that glasses and face shaving is abusive to God? Can’t he just be happy with what God has given him?

  63. Patty Ouellette Sundgren says:
    July 10, 2015 at 11:15 am

    So if he hasn’t looked how does he know? …stop looking pervert and you won’t need to worry about what us women do! Better yet…stop judging that’s NOT your job asshat!

  64. Chris Freischlag says:
    July 10, 2015 at 1:28 pm

    Can’t seem to find where or when Piper supposedly said / wrote these things? Anyone have a link to source?

  65. Regan Bell says:
    July 10, 2015 at 3:14 pm

    Shut up.

  66. Angel Bunni says:
    July 10, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    Then, why does he shave his beard? Cut his hair?

  67. Aaron Davis says:
    July 10, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    The article isn’t that funny, but the fact that so many believed it kind of is. That, or sad.

  68. TylerRose Author says:
    July 10, 2015 at 5:58 pm

    HERE YA GO, PASTOR BABY! JUST FOR YOU!

    http://images.sodahead.com/polls/004610922/1238164269_Ooooeee_That_is_gross_23532671762_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg

  69. Andy Selby says:
    July 10, 2015 at 7:14 pm

    He spends one night with one, he will never say these words again.

  70. Ellie Michon says:
    July 10, 2015 at 7:43 pm

    Have you ever seen so many repressed perverts? They’re absolutely obsessed with women’s bodies and doing their best to control them.

  71. Naomi Watkins says:
    July 10, 2015 at 9:59 pm

    hmmmm, it’s interesting this nut feels that way when it’s obvious he cuts the hair on his head otherwise it would be down his back. i wonder what the difference is whether you cut the hair on your private parts vs the hair on your head. i’m just sayin…

  72. Donna Warren says:
    July 10, 2015 at 10:13 pm

    God does not care about the body. it is only a vessel.

  73. Aaron Frick says:
    July 10, 2015 at 10:58 pm

    Can someone find this sermon for me? I have searched the website… I cannot find it anywhere? Where did this quote come from? Did someone make it up?

  74. Patrick Byrne says:
    July 11, 2015 at 2:37 am

    Any ladies…..let me know Are you out of your F’n mid???? Love the tight shave….let me know!!!!
    ..

  75. Sheri Hall Reck says:
    July 11, 2015 at 3:19 am

    Sick. Come on preach the Word of God if you’re going to preach! Not about JJ’s. Come on. Really? Pretty sick.

  76. Shan Roarty Brown says:
    July 11, 2015 at 3:29 am

    What a perv!!!!

  77. Mark Gaudet says:
    July 11, 2015 at 4:46 am

    Thats right short hair no feard and glasses , a condemning heart and spewing out the law. A pharisee for sure pitty anyone who follows this man. Genesis created man just like every other living thing with seed within itself to procreate God has nothing to do with your height,weight, colour of skin, or if you are hairy or bald it has to do with your ancestry quit blaming God . How can anyone so ignorant possibly be a pastor.Paul said he was not ashamed of the gospel for it is the power of salvation he also said he didnt preach man’s wisdom but Jesus crucified. That has nothing to do with Punic hair that is simply abouy grooming . My winge for the day Pastor Mark Gaudet Agape

  78. Bob Judd says:
    July 11, 2015 at 8:22 am

    So isn’t he spoiling ‘gods work’ with his haircut??

  79. Janice Nitowski Gruenwald Donahue says:
    July 11, 2015 at 8:29 am

    Yet he cuts his hair and shaves his facial hair. Do I hear double standard!!

  80. Lsuisui Sui says:
    July 11, 2015 at 9:43 am

    What about most woman shave or wax their armpit hair? Is that also sinful as God created that hair part too??!?!?

  81. Ken Sosinsky says:
    July 11, 2015 at 10:58 am

    smh . . . why are some many GOP / Tea Party / Religious Right idiots centered on women’s health care, private parts, reproductive issues, pro choice issues . . . normally this kind of ongoing attentions would label someone as a pervert

  82. Michael Fan says:
    July 11, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    It is disconcerting that so many people don’t recognize this as satire despite the “Show Facts” and “Hide Facts” buttons.

  83. Melody Carleton says:
    July 11, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    Good part is that he supports gays. God does not make mistakes…that is awesome.

  84. John Anthony says:
    July 11, 2015 at 3:51 pm

    Citations please. Where did this come from what article?

  85. Ricky Jackson says:
    July 11, 2015 at 3:51 pm

    Why is he wearing glasses to see with if that is absolutely true?

  86. Renee Olson says:
    July 11, 2015 at 5:45 pm

    I meant to say nut job

  87. Renee Olson says:
    July 11, 2015 at 5:45 pm

    But job

  88. Richard Mcmillan says:
    July 11, 2015 at 6:30 pm

    Are you kidding me? Man or woman has a right to groom them selfs. I don’t think God will hold it against him me. As it is said cleanliness is next to holiness.

  89. Suzanne Doyle Nichols says:
    July 11, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    God doesn’t make mistakes? lol So a child with cleft palate should not be allowed surgery? What about the ones born deaf? Should the not be allowed the new implants? This guy is a hypocrite and an ass.

  90. Musa Kposowa says:
    July 11, 2015 at 10:28 pm

    It’s satire… And further proof that people who are not interested in the truth will believe anything the Internet feeds them, so long as it agrees with their personal beliefs.

  91. Hank Gillette says:
    July 11, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    Well, if he can live with that face, you can’t exactly call him a hypocrite. Still, if his child was born with a horrible birth defect, I wonder if he would just say “God doesn’t make mistakes.”, or let the child get corrective surgery?

  92. LadyBear WA says:
    July 11, 2015 at 11:43 pm

    Ass Hat needs to smoke a pipe full. .another idiot with a bible. .

  93. Rob Daniel says:
    July 12, 2015 at 2:21 am

    You shave pastor John – why?

  94. Elise Bredenkamp says:
    July 12, 2015 at 8:27 am

    Can you post a link to the online sermon? I can’t find reference to it on the webste.

  95. Shelly Moseley says:
    July 12, 2015 at 8:48 am

    I didn’t read that headline that is in quotation marks in this article. Is there more to the article than is on this page?

  96. Ken Cabeen says:
    July 12, 2015 at 3:34 pm

    Nutbag alert!

  97. Michelle Trahan Orgeron says:
    July 12, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    Yes indeed Mr shaven beard, glass wearing, microphone speaking preacher. Obviously God made you perfectly fine.

  98. Johnny Youssef says:
    July 12, 2015 at 7:44 pm

    This article is fake and josh piper never said that you idiots who are calling him oervert and attacking him before researching the facts.

  99. Johnny Youssef says:
    July 12, 2015 at 7:58 pm

    FAKE ARTICLE.

  100. Roxanne Versi says:
    July 12, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    So stop shaving your beard and chopping hair
    asshole

  101. Vic Demise says:
    July 12, 2015 at 10:28 pm

    From the sites “About Us” page:
    JUST ENOUGH NEWS… Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.

    Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.

  102. Bob Abella says:
    July 12, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    What about men?

  103. Stephanie Becker says:
    July 13, 2015 at 11:08 am

    Oh sheeple, you are so gullible to have fallen for Newslo’s tricks. This article is enhanced with embellishment by Newslo. Click on the “Show the Facts” button. Next time do some checking before getting sucked in hook, line and sinker.

  104. Don Carlson says:
    July 13, 2015 at 12:51 pm

    So does this idiot preach against getting haircuts or men shaving?

  105. Don Carlson says:
    July 13, 2015 at 12:51 pm

    …..so using his own argument he shouldn’t be wearing glasses

  106. StClair Miller says:
    July 13, 2015 at 3:49 pm

    Pervert. Probably did lots of research before commenting on this subject. As a man, I’m offended with these comments. As a Christian, I’d like this idiot investigated.

  107. Wes Ruff says:
    July 13, 2015 at 4:30 pm

    This is ridiculous.

  108. Wes Ruff says:
    July 13, 2015 at 4:30 pm

    I agree with Ned.

  109. Mario Treeman says:
    July 13, 2015 at 5:49 pm

    Not that anyone was gonna take this idiot seriously, but his logic is severely flawed. He’s basically saying that cutting or trimming any hair (from the neck down) is a sin because God created us the way He intended. Ok, then that should go for ALL hair.

  110. Michele Gonzalez Pittenger says:
    July 13, 2015 at 6:59 pm

    Does this mean I don’t have to shave my pit hair either?!

  111. Pierre Savoie says:
    July 13, 2015 at 7:34 pm

    God requires male circumcision — what happened to that? Here, pastor, I’ll make you right with God, to the nearest plus-or-minus two inches, anyway.

  112. Chinelo Obidike says:
    July 14, 2015 at 2:00 am

    What’s it to you? How does that fit in with winning of souls which ought to be your primary concern… Something tells me you enjoy eating sushi… Lol

  113. Ricardo Salinas says:
    July 14, 2015 at 9:36 am

    Christians desperately need an Intervention so that they can understand our concern with their obsessions with sexuality. Are they a culture of repressed sexual addicts, too?

  114. John Denison says:
    July 14, 2015 at 9:46 am

    Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Does that make sense, no, it makes more sense than what he said!

  115. Ken Weaver says:
    July 14, 2015 at 12:33 pm

    I wonder if he is circimsized?

  116. John Padron says:
    July 14, 2015 at 1:15 pm

    If god wants my wife to stop waxing, he will surely kill all the honey bees on the planet.. oh shit. LOL

  117. Trisha Walburn says:
    July 14, 2015 at 1:49 pm

    what about manscaping? i think that would be more a sin that us shaving or waxing. Not just that, but last I checked, I don’t remove hairt off my body for anybody else but my significant other, so you can take your opinion on the matter and sent it back where it came from. You shuld know it well as your head is currently crammed up there.

  118. Ryan Birdsell says:
    July 14, 2015 at 3:01 pm

    I don’t think Larry David should be giving out religious nor life advice.

  119. Foster Sommerlad says:
    July 14, 2015 at 3:13 pm

    Really!? Is this what passes for meaningful and insightful theological discusssion these days? No wonder we, the sheep, are without direction. Our leaders are idiots. But I’ll bite: does Piper shave every morning? Does he brush his teeth? Does he even shower?

  120. Martyn Day says:
    July 14, 2015 at 6:28 pm

    Why is he wearing clothes?

  121. Irene Budoff says:
    July 14, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    Really? That’s what he worries about?? Not poverty, racism, hatred, inequality or war? What sort of pervert puts this on the top of the list?

  122. Ian Rust says:
    July 14, 2015 at 8:32 pm

    If God had wanted him to see, he would have given him good eyesight.

    Those glasses are spitting in the face of God’s plan.

  123. Theodore Johns says:
    July 15, 2015 at 12:30 am

    I just don’t know about the waxing, I spent my entire adolescence trying to just get a glimpse of pubic hair and now it’s all gone. Every time I see a woman with fully shorn bush I can’t help but think of the little Vietnamese girl running after being hit with napalm during the Tet offensive.

  124. Darren Overland says:
    July 15, 2015 at 2:05 am

    God made the world blah blah and does a few magic tricks. So what, if the ass hat wants to make people born with defects on purpose screw him. Get it sorted and enjoy life a little. If he is out there,maybe he’s got more to worry about than fanny hair. That’s definitely a man obsession. Well a priest obsession. He is just a man, who cares what he thinks. no one’s opinion is the voice of God. Now that is something God might be hacked off about.

  125. Ron Holliday says:
    July 15, 2015 at 11:08 am

    this dude has a mental sickness.

  126. Charlie Sutton says:
    July 15, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    Piper is not without a point, and it is hard to know what else he said along with the things quoted (context is important), but I am sure that he would say that plastic surgery is appropriate in some cases – followig a disfiguring accident, or a congenital condition that should be repaired. I believe that what he is after in what he says is that, while ordinary care and grooming is appropriate, a heavy focus on appearance to the exclusion of other important things is contrary to what is good and true.

  127. Beth Frederick says:
    July 15, 2015 at 7:31 pm

    Aren’t those glasses on his clean-shaven face? Those glasses have got to go, Pal. God intended for you to have poor vision.

  128. Robert Smera says:
    July 15, 2015 at 8:14 pm

    Total nut case like the rest of them. Write books to make peole feel guilty while raking in the big bucks…NO THANKS!

  129. Kevin Stagg says:
    July 15, 2015 at 10:07 pm

    … and birth defects? God’s work?

  130. Donna Perygin says:
    July 15, 2015 at 10:37 pm

    Why is this man’s face clean shaven? He doesn’t look like Grizzly Adams. Why is it his business what people do with parts he can’t even see? Is he sitting around imagining what they look like? Would his problem be improved knowing that none went hairless?

  131. Leigh Anne says:
    July 15, 2015 at 10:47 pm

    Santimonious clean-shaven hypocrite

  132. Paul Fenz says:
    July 15, 2015 at 11:51 pm

    I’m an atheist, but anyone who’d kick a woman out of bed for not shaving is an oversexed borderline pedophile ingrate. save the bush for the REAL men with a REAL sex drive that responds to natural sexuality naturally. I’m coming from a sex positive place here and don’t need help from these Christian fundie ASSHOLE. And remember, women who shave: The assholes you fuck will kick your stinky non childlike looking pussy out of bed, so be afraid of your pubes. BE VERY AFRAID or you might lose your alpha male wannabe with a needle dick

  133. Karen Carol says:
    July 16, 2015 at 1:05 am

    Gee, can we trim nose hair? I’m so sinful!

  134. Anne Kindred Willis says:
    July 16, 2015 at 2:19 am

    Yet another man who thinks he knows what is best for women. Get a life “Pastor” Piper. Get a life. Go feed hungry people, work in a shelter, or build habitat houses. And see if you can find a little humility.

  135. Anne Coulter says:
    July 16, 2015 at 6:19 am

    So he gets off talking about this, which he should’nt be doing. Reckon God calls this a good thing? This is no pastor, this is a naughty boy exposing himself for what he is. His church members should watch their children very closely. Or, just find another church that talks real religion. Or is this just a joke, to accumulate entertaining comments? Like a Hoaxie network. (?) Assuming commenters need to get “a life of their own”

  136. Ian Willis says:
    July 16, 2015 at 9:08 am

    He’s a sinner, burn him in gods name! F*cking hypocrite!

  137. Bruce Brown says:
    July 16, 2015 at 9:19 am

    There are people in this very country starving, homeless, sick, lonely, depressed and he is worrying about whether or not a woman shaves her genital area? This is just the tip of the iceberg of what is wrong with religion.

  138. Dorie Tammen says:
    July 16, 2015 at 10:52 am

    He SHAVES his face, the hypocrite!

  139. Elizabeth Mawson says:
    July 16, 2015 at 11:23 am

    Well I’m not religious so I’ll wax and trim and primp and preen whichever bits of me I like..’
    It’s not like we are all asking him to have a peek at our lady gardens is it..!

  140. Matthew Ridealgh says:
    July 16, 2015 at 1:36 pm

    God doesn’t makeistakes? This is the same god who requires a bit sniped of the penis? Who made sinful humans so he murdered them all in a flood? Along with innocent animals?
    He wjo developed the human eye with a blind spot?
    Yeah right he’ s obviously perfect.

  141. Emily Rose Garrow says:
    July 16, 2015 at 6:05 pm

    Would he like my hairy pits, or does that make me a dirty feminist?

  142. Jackie Speir says:
    July 16, 2015 at 6:05 pm

    Pastor Piper, do you shave?

  143. Robert Nieboer says:
    July 16, 2015 at 6:37 pm

    He claims that evolutionary theory and religions concur. In that case he would know that evolutionary theory speaks of random genetic mutations occuring. So much for “God doesn’t make mistakes.” Does God mean to create Down syndrome children?

    Also, I agree with posters who point out that this dick shaves and gets haircuts.

    He’s another religious nutbag with an obsession about women’s private parts.

  144. Bud Miser says:
    July 16, 2015 at 9:58 pm

    He doesn’t make mistakes?
    Is incest a sin?
    If so, how did man propogate after Adam and Eve?
    Yes, the un-mistaken God condones incest!

  145. Doug Theil Sr. says:
    July 16, 2015 at 10:28 pm

    You dine out your way and I will dine out my way

  146. Loretta McKillop says:
    July 16, 2015 at 11:00 pm

    Evoluion and religion don’t agree unless you’re going to rewrite the bible…again.

  147. Az Andree says:
    July 16, 2015 at 11:43 pm

    what i don’t understand is how come the pastor doesn’t have a beard down to his belly

  148. Kurt Derheim says:
    July 16, 2015 at 11:43 pm

    Liberals are so easy to fool! LOL! This is a fake news site. You are the ones Hillary will be counting on to vote for her.

  149. Mary Feigl says:
    July 17, 2015 at 12:14 am

    Um so why does he shave his face?

  150. Tim Harris says:
    July 17, 2015 at 12:28 am

    https://politicot.com/about-us/

  151. Andrew Dicks says:
    July 17, 2015 at 2:28 am

    Christians appear to be loosing out on things to preach about and now interfering in personal lives – how to shoot yourself in the foot and loose followers with such nanny type, controlling behaviour

  152. Diane Ullman says:
    July 17, 2015 at 12:42 pm

    How DARE he? Does he get up in the pulpit and preach to the males that they shouldn’t get hair replacements or that they shouldn’t shave? Keep this pervert out of our knickers and away from places where he can do any more harm.

  153. Scott West says:
    July 17, 2015 at 12:58 pm

    If he truly believes this then why dont he believe he is living in sin when he cuts his hair or shaves?

  154. Terebesi-Hanely Reka says:
    July 17, 2015 at 3:44 pm

    http://m.snopes.com/john-piper-waxing-sin/

  155. Edward Vaughan says:
    July 17, 2015 at 7:13 pm

    I’m really sure God is all consumed with your personal grooming habits.

  156. Brooke Syfan says:
    July 17, 2015 at 11:30 pm

    I had breast reduction surgery 20 years ago, for cosmetic and physiological reasons. Does that mean I don’t have a right to look better and feel better? No more neck and back pain! And its NOYB what a woman does in private! Why don’t you focus on something besides a woman’s private parts!!!

  157. Jim Fisher says:
    July 18, 2015 at 6:49 am

    So why is God on top of a hill in Brazil with his arms spread saying “my work here is done ” Viva The Brazillian !!!!!!

  158. Robyn G. Cooper says:
    July 18, 2015 at 9:23 am

    When are religious leaders going to realize that what people do with their private parts is none of their business. Haven’t you got better religious teachings for people rather than whether a woman can wax her privates…..perhaps what you are supposed to be teaching….Jesus’ love?

  159. Paul Entrekin says:
    July 19, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    what about circumcision?

  160. Curt Altschul says:
    August 11, 2015 at 12:39 am

    Any body hair that is the result of sexual hormones is, by definition, pubic hair. Facial hair on men, armpit hair on men and women and hair in the area of the genitals is ALL PUBIC HAIR! So, by this moron’s definition, if women shave their crotch it is a sin. Did you notice that he said nothing about MEN shaving their crotch hair. Then, of course, any man who shaves his face (per Sharia law) is violating god’s creation just as is the case of any woman shaving her arm pits. Ya gotta give these fundamentalist IGNORANT MORONS credit for proving that they are ignorant morons.

  161. Piper Jo says:
    November 6, 2015 at 9:40 pm

    Isn’t always the women who are the sinful ones??? He’s cutting his beard and hair and trimming his nails!! Do you think God intended us to have short hair? He would’ve made it to wear it doesn’t grow? I’d say he’s just as sinful as the men who put tattoos on their faces!! Maybe he should become Amish! Go back to living in a time where men had total control over women!

  162. Piper Jo says:
    November 6, 2015 at 9:40 pm

    Isn’t always the women who are the sinful ones??? He’s cutting his beard and hair and trimming his nails!! Do you think God intended us to have short hair? He would’ve made it to wear it doesn’t grow? I’d say he’s just as sinful as the men who put tattoos on their faces!! Maybe he should become Amish! Go back to living in a time where men had total control over women!

  163. Phyllis Schapiro says:
    January 12, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    Wait!! Did he just say that G*d made man IN EVERY COLOR OF COMPLECTION?? So, he just said that G*d is every color. Is that the first right thing this man said??

  164. Alicja Shives says:
    February 23, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    Shouldn’t be your problem your freak. Take your God and fuck off

  165. Linda Malone Scalzi says:
    March 3, 2016 at 6:20 am

    Seems to me, God also made Medical Doctors and surgeons in order to learn the correct treatments and surgical skills to repair his mistakes? I do believe however medical science has overdone it some

  166. Gail Kruggel says:
    March 5, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    You all know this is a satire site, right?

  167. Gail Kruggel says:
    March 5, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    You all know this is a satire site, right?

  168. Dennis Bishop says:
    March 8, 2016 at 5:32 am

    It is well-known that one is forbidden to use an umbrella on Shabbat. This is because the use of an umbrella is considered to be a violation of the melacha of “boneh”, the prohibition of erecting any type of tent, structure, or protective covering.[1] In fact, the use of an umbrella might even be a violation of a number of other Shabbat prohibitions, as well.[2] An umbrella may not be used on Shabbat even if it was opened before the start of Shabbat. This is primarily due to the prohibition of ma’arit ayin (“the appearance of a sin”) lest onlookers be led to believe that one had opened the umbrella on Shabbat itself.[3]

  169. Roanna Lynn Pierce says:
    April 20, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    Men shave their face.

  170. Roanna Lynn Pierce says:
    April 20, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    Men shave their face.

  171. Dennis Horvitz says:
    May 1, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    These god botherers are the most preoccupied with female genitalia because they’re starved for it. There aren’t more important things to worry about?

  172. Rebecca Bardenheier Leigh says:
    May 14, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    Sombody seems to be a little to interested in pubic hair.

  173. Rebecca Bardenheier Leigh says:
    May 14, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    Sombody seems to be a little to interested in pubic hair.

  174. Joyce Wilson says:
    June 7, 2016 at 12:25 am

    So God made him this way, with zero gonadic verve? Why is this jerkoff so preoccupied with women’s private parts, their covering, their functions, their availability, their ownership? I think this guy needs a woman to lay him good enough to make his eyes roll back in his head, then maybe he’d learn to shut up and enjoy women like they were mean to be enjoyed. Sexually mature men and women were put here by God to enjoy each other and maybe to love each other in the bargain. I PITY this guy’s wife; what a stiff, and I don’t mean that in a good way.

  175. Joyce Wilson says:
    June 7, 2016 at 12:25 am

    So God made him this way, with zero gonadic verve? Why is this jerkoff so preoccupied with women’s private parts, their covering, their functions, their availability, their ownership? I think this guy needs a woman to lay him good enough to make his eyes roll back in his head, then maybe he’d learn to shut up and enjoy women like they were mean to be enjoyed. Sexually mature men and women were put here by God to enjoy each other and maybe to love each other in the bargain. I PITY this guy’s wife; what a stiff, and I don’t mean that in a good way.

  176. Keith Birdsong says:
    June 12, 2016 at 12:29 pm

    What about circumcision? And how about shaving beards?

  177. Keith Birdsong says:
    June 12, 2016 at 12:29 pm

    What about circumcision? And how about shaving beards?

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