Pastor Steven Anderson: “God Created Anal Intercourse As A Way Of Avoiding Abortions”

A pastor in Arizona posted a video sermon in which he said he refuses to pledge allegiance to the American flag because in June, the Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage, according to the Friendly Atheist. Steven Anderson, pastor of the Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe, Arizona, posted the sermon recently, where he mockingly bowed down to the Stars and Stripes. He said the country is corrupt and perverted, and criticized it for “promoting abortion and homosexuality to all.”

“Let’s face it – we’re in the gutter as a country at this point,” Anderson argued. “We have people promoting the exact same things that we have fought to keep out of television, media and schools. We are systematically being turned into a society that supports all sorts of deviances, and the number one plague of all is homosexuality. I personally have nothing against homosexuals as long as they keep to themselves and not try to impose their views on the rest of us. But the minute they want to feel recognized and publicly display kissing and parades, I’m going to war, my friends.”

He added, “And abortion is also another anti-Biblical thing I just can’t get my head around. Why would you want to kill a part of yourself, a new life, the miracle of creation? Millions of couples throughout the country are struggling to have a child and you’re going to just go and kill the one you don’t want because it’ll ruin your figure or because you want to be engaged in unprotected intercourse longer? Are you women insane? Do you realize what you’re doing? It’s just incredible how idiotic some people can be. And it pains me even more that neither homosexuals nor women who don’t want children realize that God has already created a perfect way to avoid pregnancy but still engage in intercourse. It’s called anal.”

“If you’re a woman and you want sex, but you don’t want to risk a pregnancy, just use your other orifice, you know, the one next to the main one,” Anderson advised. “God already made sure you have an alternative if you don’t want to do it the normal way. In case you don’t know, there’s absolutely no risk of pregnancy from anal sex, dear ladies. And gay people – that’s what bothers me even more – an anus is an anus, regardless of whether it’s attached to a man or a woman. Why don’t you idiots try anal sex with a woman and see how it feels? There’s no need to go into it with another man when you can do the same exact thing, only with a woman. Take my word for it, it will be completely the same, only the whole thing will feel much more natural with a woman. God thought of everything, people. It’s time you start using your anuses the way he intended.”