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Pat Robertson Unveils Gay-Repelling Necklace

  • June 15, 2017
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  • Pat Robertson Said About the Show
    • Robertson Neglected to fully Explain the necklace’s Power
      • See Also: Huckabee: “Men’s As*es Are To Me What Bacon Is To Jews – I Can Look But Can’t Touch”
      • See Also: Ben Carson: “Gay People Who Go To Prison Come Out Being Straight; I Can Suggest That As Therapy”

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. – Televangelist and 700 Club host Pat Robertson, 83, today interrupted a segment of his show dedicated to fielding audience questions to describe the method by which he has remained “straight and AIDS-free” throughout his long preaching career.

Pat Robertson Said About the Show

Robertson—whose show reaches nearly 1 million viewers a day—said that, since 1969, he’s been wearing an “anti-sodomite” necklace, which, according to Robertson, “repels homosexuals and other queers, and keeps [him] free of their abhorrent lifestyles and gay diseases.”

“With all the gayness poisoning our great nation these days, you might think it’s only by God’s grace that I have managed to remain straight and healthy through it all,” Robertson told his viewers. “But, for once, this was no miracle—I have only my gay-repelling necklace to thank, which has kept all sexual degenerates at least 20 feet away from me for the last 44 years, ever since the stonewall riots convinced me the gays were coming for my heterosexuality.”

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Robertson Neglected to fully Explain the necklace’s Power

Revealing only that “it involves hyper-masculine materials, such as moose semen and barbed wire,” but said that he is finally ready to share it with the world. “For only ten easy payments of $59.99, you too can protect yourself from fancy-boy, disease spreading homosexuals,” Robertson said. 700 Club producers expect sales of the necklace to generate substantial funds for the show, which netted over $400 million in donations in 2005 alone.

See Also: Huckabee: “Men’s As*es Are To Me What Bacon Is To Jews – I Can Look But Can’t Touch”

See Also: Ben Carson: “Gay People Who Go To Prison Come Out Being Straight; I Can Suggest That As Therapy”

Robertson’s unveiling came as a response to inquiries concerning comments he made on his show earlier this week. On Tuesday, Robertson used a portion of his show to claim that American homosexuals in cities like San Francisco are intentionally spreading AIDS via “specials rings” that “cut your finger” during handshakes and thereby infect you with the deadly HIV virus. “Really,” the host said. “It’s that kind of vicious stuff, which would be the equivalent of murder.”

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“Lots of people wrote in to ask how they can protect themselves from these queer, ring-toting murderers,” Robertson said Thursday. “Well, that made me realize I had to come clean about my anti-gay necklace. It’s time for the world to know.”

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317 comments
  1. Sarah Surace says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    This is satire, right? o_O

  2. Janet Scharlemann says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Where is the video?

  3. Amanda Fretwell says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Christian’s dont judge or demean….This Christian WONT be watching or following you anymore. BIENG GAY IS NO WORSE SIN THAN JUDGING. ……

  4. Paul Tate says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Do you think he ever puts in on backwards?

  5. Adriana Grisel says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    How let allowing people to this way of thinking, being host of a program! I do not know whether to laugh, you mourn, angry, complain me, ignore it.

  6. Teresa Tackett Gaskamp says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    I would like to see the footage of that myself….not just read the “story”….just to verify.

  7. Jen Stapleton says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    First I’ve EVER heard of this necklace….I’m wondering after reading several other articles if this website isn’t full of shit ! lol

  8. Jessica Dyson Lamb says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    You have got to be kidding me.. you call yourself a Christian and you are sitting here judging these people and scamming others selling this ridiculous $600 necklace. If you know your scripture you know no sin is worse than the next and judging is a sin… Therefore you my friend are no better than they are in the Lord’s eyes. I respected you until this. Wow… love thy neighbor ALL of them!

  9. Lani Espiritu says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    I guess he didn’t take into account that perhaps his ugliness is what repels. God knows I’m not wanting to go down on a 83 year old.

  10. Christopher Poteet Stoddard says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Why has no gay person filed a lawsuit against this bigot for defamation of character?

  11. Renica Justrenica says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    This will NEVER work, I LOVE Moose Semen! Get me within 44′ of Pat and I will be riding him like a school gurl on a bus! That is if his little stiffie even works, *giggle*

  12. Denise Sergio Holmes says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    If he’s been “protected” for the past 44 years, what did he do for the first 39 years (he is 83 after all)??

  13. Jon Hostettler says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    When will people realize that a. Christianity is no longer a religion of love, but a love of religion. And, B. The Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist and All other religion’s God are the same. Man created religion, and it is religion that will end us all.

  14. Charles Northey says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Unreal that this man is still on the airways taking peoples money and sharing his hate across this nation. I will never understand why the network keeps him on. As far as his “anti gay necklace” goes……that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. There isnt a gay person I know who wants to be around him. So I would say the necklace doesn’t work. Im a Christian and God has been so good and blessed me. I would love to be in heaven when Pat stands before God. That will be interesting.

  15. Eric Poole says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    And the necklace is FABULOUS!

  16. Maria G. Ladymaga Garcia says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    How convenient. He says someone is running around infecting people and SUDDENLY he has the cure. That old fart is pretty crafty. Guess people haven’t been sending him alot of their money so he need to drum up business.

  17. Linda K Wintrow says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    It certainly hasn’t kept mental illness away……….

  18. Deanna Harrell says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    That necklace sounds a little pagan to me.

  19. Gunnery Sergeant Hamby says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    He came into where i work one day and i was right next to him and he never knew i was gay..lol. so much dor his necklace. What a joke he is.

  20. Debra Dearing says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    This man is seriously short on intelligence and long on senility. I read this to my daughter and she told me to stop because it was making her brain hurt to know that there are really people like this out there. I’m showing her it is imperative for her to register to vote. Pat Robertson seems to be her kryptonite! I think I’ve got her convinced that it is her social and civil duty to ensure people like this nut-job and his ilk never hold office in this country again.

  21. Cathy Neely Miller says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Well what can one say other than shall we pray for you sir? I am in total shock! I think maybe you need to ask yourself what are you doing? Really? Of all the things you have said now a necklace to keep the gays away. Sir, if you have forgot they are humans, not zombies. As the bible says We are to love our neighbor. To pray for one another it is not our place to condemn

  22. Ted Holland says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    “You might think it’s only by God’s grace that I have managed to remain straight and healthy through it all”……sounds like someone is questioning their sexuality. And, hey Pat…I LOVE moose semen….give me $600 and I WILL stay away from you.

  23. Mitchell Mitch says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    So who exactly is milking Moose Seamen I mean that sounds pretty Gay to me.

    Someone better alert Canada to round up the moose before Pat and his gay band of semen milkers head North.

  24. Robyn Maus says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    I am not convinced this is true . I watch his show everyday and I have never seen this. The pictur you have of him is not from today’s show. Why just a still picture? Why don’t you show the video clip; that is what I want to see. I give to his Operation Blessing because only between 0 and 3 % of my donation goes to administrative costs; and they do so much good in this country and around the worls. Please report responsibly; give me the facts and back it up

  25. Rick Chacon says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    What’s funny is he thinks he needs it. #sorrynotsorry #youreahomotoo #fabulous#westborocomingforyoutoo

  26. Avery Owen says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    He needs to send a free necklace to Michelle Bachman’s husband!

  27. Brian Wolf says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    So, the only way Pat has stayed straight for 83 years is his magic necklace? I thought he could just make the “choice” to be straight?

  28. Monique Henderson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    i want to see this necklace…

  29. Jade Purdy says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Sounds like witchcraft to me.. And should know about witchcraft 😉

  30. Danielle Kichler says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    One would think his repellent personality would be enough. And that’s the problem with Pat Robertson; you don’t know if it’s real or satire.

  31. Jol Ortiz says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    thast man is so fucking whacked out of his mind.

  32. Christina Clarke says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    DEAR FOLKS I must apologize on behalf of all real christians for this man’s crazy out of line behavior. I can’t say that he is going to hell, but I will question his motivate on why he is doing this. This is not God, God does not make “Gay-Repelling Necklace” nor does God agree with Pat Robertson hate of homosexuals. God loves his creation, God hates all sin. This man is wrong, and I am sorry that he is portraying Jesus like this. Jesus is love, and I am so sorry. Pay no mind to this man, he has given his self authority, no authority comes from God to do what he is doing. Please 4-give him, he does not know what he does.

  33. Joe Byer says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    So, instead of anointing members with olive oil, they should be using moose semen.. And that’s supposed to make me NOT be gay… and they say that GAY marriage will lead to wanting to marry animals.

  34. Paul Beer says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    I think we can also say it’s his lack of good looks that have kept him ‘gay and aids free’ for all these years. Bless his little heart, if he wants to think a necklace repels us then let him personally this old fool couldn’t get a date in a brothel.

  35. Randy Morris says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Describing the method by which he has remained “straight and AIDS-free” throughout his long preaching career Robertson said that,”…since 1969, he’s been wearing an “anti-sodomite” necklace, which, according to Robertson, “repels homosexuals and other queers, and keeps [him] free of their abhorrent lifestyles and gay diseases.”.

    OMG…this flake has been harboring kryptonite against gays and lesbians since 1969 and has never revealed that he had these superpowers until now. I mean he could have made a “Killing for Christ” if he had had the marketing sense to have partnered with, say, Chic-Fil-A to include this little power gem within every purchase of a Chic-Filet-A “Hate Meal”.

    But, seriously, I have to wonder….what would actually happen to old reliable Pat if his lucky charm became lost or stolen. Would we be prepared to handle the instant transformation and coming out of his long time pent up and repressed self?

    Thankfully, if he should ever lose it there are plenty of cheap trinkets from China that may fool him into keeping the real Pat Robertson repressed until he expires.

  36. Donna Reed says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Dam that was the problem this whole time……I turned out this way cause I wasn’t wearing my neckless!!!

  37. Konchog Jimpa says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    What a total fool. When you start believing your own B.S. you have some serious problems Mr. Robertson.

  38. Vincent Tescione says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    And here is my arugument as to why these people need to be taxed until they scream.

  39. Debbie Weis says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Seriously? Whats with these tv evangilists. That necklace crap sounds like the scam Ive gltgen three times about $10,000.00 grant I dont have to repay from the Federal Reserve. I just need to make a small donation to their charity to release the check. Unbelieveable. Pat, you need to retire and actually read the Bible.

  40. Jeffrey J. Vrtis says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Moose Seman, seems his choice is bestiality! And he’s sated, so now the Gays are safe once again!

  41. Susan Petet McKay says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    You just can’t make this sh*t up! He’s decompensating fast!

  42. Rod Sobye says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Really????? Pat Robertson, you are a DISGRACE to God loving people everywhere. I have very close friends who are gay and lesbian and I am HAPPILY MARRIED TO MY WIFE!!!!! I think its time to retire and go away.

  43. Hamlet Reyes says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Omg somebody have to be a mental retarded to believe in all that crap. That guy is sick. What a pathetic way to steal people’s money.

  44. Carmen Scott says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    I think it would be more effective worn around his gonads.

  45. Leo Manzano says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Oh dahling BOB, just the sound of your name is enough repellant for all the gays/homosexuals.

  46. Jo Ryan says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    So much for having “faith in The Lord”.

  47. Stephen Foreman says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Aw, shut up, Robertson, and fade into the woodwork.

  48. Tommy Landrum says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Are you kidding me?

  49. Edwin Firmage says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    If one can’t afford to buy the necklace, could we make our own? I don’t have any moose semen around, but I could probably rustle up some Moose Drool beer. Would the blood sacrifice of a good Mormon be efficacious? Barbed wire we’ve got lots of here in Utah.

  50. Karen Masters Mitchell says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Are you kidding me? Gays are all Borgia-type ring wearing murderers? A $600 necklace keeps your heterosexuality in check? Do you need a necklace to stay straight? I don’t have one and I’ve managed not to go gay; it really wasn’t much of a battle, either. Anybody who fears that gays are coming after their heterosexuality has got to be a) a latent homosexual and b) guano psychotic!

  51. Brad Smith says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Does the necklace match our special gay rings that he said we use to give people AIDS? WOW… There is a time when someone takes away his microphone and says “go play with your moose Pat!”

  52. Timmi Dillard says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    So…lets get this right…he is gay and aids free due to a pagan totem? and how about other sexual deviance, i.e. womanizing, etc. Is that okay, oh yeah I remember, any straying on a man’s part is his wife’s fault. How can this man be taken seriously? He is a JOKE. a scary joke that all Christians should be running from.

  53. Florence Joy Estilow Gardner says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    I think he need to retire! God is in control ofall faucets of life & does not need help from any necklace etc.

  54. Keith Charbonneau says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:18 am

    Satire or not, this is fucking hilarious! And it doesn’t matter whether or not this is a hoax, it is so like Pat to come out with something as stupid as this.. I was rolling on the floor laughing at this one..

  55. Lee Corrin says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    The gays were coming for his heterosexuality? hahahahaha OMFG I haven’t heard something so funny in a long time! So if he took it off, he would be bombarded by gay males like crazy…in other words this guy is a gay magnet safe only but a gay repelling necklace!

  56. Scott Westgard says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Senility is no laughing matter…usually. In this case it really is though. Kharma’s a bitch. Are sure this isn’t from the onion or something?

  57. Shawn Steven says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Aww come on folks. It’s just TEN very simple payments of of 59.99! Sounds like a crack head trying to sell his stolen stereo haha!

  58. Cory Magel says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    I think he’s been playing a little too much Dungeons and Dragons and can no longer tell reality from fantasy.

  59. Vicki Armstrong says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Does anyone else appreciate the irony that he is saying he has worn his ‘anti-sodomite’ necklace since ’69?

  60. Rick Smith says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    What a fuckin idiot!

  61. Wilma Cain says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Idiot in 1969 and still idiot now.this man should have retired long time ago. Guess he’s needed in society for controversy.

  62. Richard Wortman says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Someone should choke him with necklace already and do the world one hell of a fav.

  63. Max McCammond says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    How can he be 83 years old and still have no sense at all? A million followers…LOL kind of scarey

  64. Billy Alvarez says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    What a dirt bag hate monger

  65. Kriste Elrod says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    I still am perplexed as to how this man has not been committed to a Mental Hospital. He is for sure a certified crazy nut job.

  66. Roger Younkin says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Someone tell me whose worse.Earnest aangely or this guy named pat robertson

  67. Michael Clinton says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Isn’t anyone curious about the show facts hide facts buttons?

  68. Ted Persing says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    How is this prejudiced fucking nut job allowed to have a TV show?

  69. Tylor O O Armstrong says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    omfg, what a god damn pig. Go to fucking hell.

  70. John Emler says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Moose semen? 44 years? All that means is that 44 years ago he was jacking off a MOOSE!

  71. Daniel Kent says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    I have my “truth & Knowledge Necklace” to protect me from Pat and his kind.

  72. Sasuke Alexanderia Firemist says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    I don’t think it’s the necklace that repels them…

  73. Jimmy Cristofol says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Really, a Gay repelling necklace? What people won’t believe in.

  74. Jeff Miletich says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    And Marcus Bachmann hasn’t ‘penetrated’ it? yet?

  75. Sandi Korevaar says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Time to change Pat’s diapers and put him back in his closet.

  76. Karen Hill says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    This has to be a joke…right!

  77. David Joseph Amaro says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    There should be rules about allowing extreme stupidity on television….seriously people how the hell can a person say ignorant bull shit like this and not be taken off the broadcasting wave for being a complete moron to the point where I question if this guy is even of this planet or dimension…

  78. Davey Altizer says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    I would like to thank everyone for your support and loving comments. We all were made different for a reason. People that preach hate.. The devil is a bad spirit that tries to create problems for people. =

  79. Jeannie Bowers says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    He’s been around a long time and this is way far out there even for him. If this is not a spoof, there’s some dementia in the mix.

  80. Denise Downey says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Ha ha haha ha ha what a two faced thieving twat its about making money for himself WAKE UP AMERICA ….seriously people can’t be that stupid !!

  81. John St John says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    I so love snarkasm. Especially when it is directed at the Grand Pooh Bah of Supply Side Jebus’ Corporate Christianity.

  82. Matthew Frost says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    I hope everyone here is kidding because you all just got trolled.

  83. Bob Vogler says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Since being a homosexual is a choice why does Pat Robertson need a necklace to keep gays at bay? Who would want him anyway? moose semen and barbed wire REALLY? I am sorry but as a card carrying gay man I could not stop laughing about the semen and barbed wire then charging followers $600.00 to fuel his money pot is ridiculous and a travesty to legitimate Christians in the world.

  84. Adam Rothlisberger says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    pretty sure you are all really.. really….. really stupid if you think this is a real article…

  85. James McCreless says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    If you believe this then you are as dumb as he is.

  86. Edward Jones says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    I knew there was a reason he did not gets aids, I thought it was condoms. Now for $599.00 plus tax and shipping he will not come close to you.

  87. David Devlin says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    You know, I am proud to be a Christian. I am not embarrassed by that fact. I refuse to hide it. But every now and then, someone like this clown does something like this. Jesus said that his people will “be a peculiar people”. But I think that in this case the phrase, “a short bus people” would be far more appropriate.

  88. Emma Grace Heppner says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    I am wondering who is short on intelligence. This is “satire” news and allows the reader to click on the bottom “Show Facts”…. It basically highlights very little of the article to show what is true. Be responsible readers please!

  89. Edward Jones says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Religion is one belief that has no limits on ignorance it just keeps growing more ignorant.

  90. Ashley Carey says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    This is a funny article, but just be aware that it’s a joke article! Pat Robertson is surely behind the times, which is why this is so brilliant, but there is no “gay repelling necklace” he wears.

  91. Scott Gram says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Elderly and confused old fool…

  92. Karen Masters Mitchell says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    What does this magic necklace look like? Anybody know?

  93. Annie Laurie Fox-Shaw says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    He has b e e n sa y I n g crazy stuff for years

  94. Shane Lowrey says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    The article is fun, but, the Comments are hilarious. I need to read MORE from this web site!

  95. Murl Linck says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    I am a Christian…………and this really shocks me! I feel this is a FALSE TEACHING.

  96. Valerie Gariglio says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Do you really believe this? How sad…Pat Robertson might have different views than you but this is such a stupid hoax….where is your class?

  97. Bobby Fletcher says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Need links to video.
    Text about it is insufficient.

  98. Michael Wiedenhoeft-Wilder says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    This man is no where near a Christian.

  99. Juan Lopez says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Please tell me this is a troll article.

  100. Nathan Schultz says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    satire people… satire…

  101. Liz Ann Reeves says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    What an effing IDIOT!!!! BOO BOO! BOO!!!!!!

  102. Mark Terry says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  103. Sue Vaughn-Thompson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Where can I get one?

  104. Ray Romanowicz says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    I question the truthfulness of this story. Attached is a link to a youtube of the 700 club for Aug 28, 2013, There is no mention of the necklace.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqJrZJr9B2Q.

  105. Skip Martin says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    It’s your face and personality, Pat Robertson that has supposedly kept gays away from you!

  106. Bob Judd says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Could PT Robertson REALLYIND be this stupid? I mean, I know he’s said some crazy things, but shouldn’t this qualify him for a mental institution?

  107. Herb Fogliano says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Is it really possible that one man could actually be THAT stupid?

  108. John Harvey says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    If a necklace is all that keeps Robertson straight and AIDs free he has a major problem. I am talking about a psychological problem.

  109. George West Dudley says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Why won’t that old fart just die already?

  110. Kurt E Hoenig says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Lmao and my bracelets deflect bullets while my tiara summons my invisible jet. If he believes the jewelry to have powers, is that not false idolry?

  111. Unk Jim says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Well. Don’t need necklace my self! Tho would likebto see what looks like? Might need it next to my anti racism protection device and anti stupidity ones!

  112. Vicky Sawyer says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    I cant believe the media did not call Robertson a lair. HIV cant live on a ring but for a few min. This whole thing is a scam using peoples ignorance and fear.

  113. Robin Rogers Goudreault says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Me thinks he doth protest too much…he is probably a closet homosexual!

  114. Veronica Alleyne says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    I’m pretty sure no self-respecting homosexual would touch him

  115. George Schmitt says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Alright! Everybody listen. PAT ROBERTSON IS NUTS AND YOU KNOW IT!

  116. Donny Massey says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    He is one sick demented soul. God forgive him.

  117. Randy Custer says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    So I reckon it keeps his gay family members a way to ? Come on is this bigot for real.

  118. Cindy McGiffert says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    This man manages to get greedier and dumber by the day.

  119. Wendy S Peavy says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Where is the video of Pat Robertson saying this, exactly? I’m NOT sticking up for him, but I can’t find evidence of this accusation anywhere on the web. This smacks of satire….

  120. Aubrey Qzance says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    moose semen??????that would b a process

  121. Dennis Imondi says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    THIS NECKLACE CAN REPEL HOMOSEXUALS SINCE THE MID 60’S FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD? EVER THINK PAT, IT MIGHT JUST BE YOUR LOOKS? WHERE DO YOU HANG THIS “NECK”LACE? IT HAS KEPT ALL SEXUAL DEGENERATS 29 FEET AWAY FROM YOU? SO THAT TIME I SAW YOU AND LORD LIMBAUGH ARM & ARM AT A FUND RAISER YOU WERE 20 FEET AWAY FROM THIS 4 TIME DIVORCED DRUG DEALER DRUG USER? 20 FEET AWAY FROM TED NUGENT? WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE HEARD OF THIS PROTECTION? YOU MEAN ALL OF THESE YEARS YOU KNEW A NECKLACE WOULD KEEP HOMOSEXUALS AWAY FROM US AND OUR CHILDREN, AND YOU DID NOTHING? IF MY CHILD WERE CONVERETED TO THE GAY, I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE YOU, BECAUSE YOU KNEW AND WOULD NOTY SHARE.

  122. David Repoley says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Why do extreme evangelicals think that the gays are going to take over the world? If someone knows their straight their straight…you dont need anything to repel it especially Pat Robertson. If gays as a whole could make someone gay it would be Channing Tatum or Keanu Reeves definitely not Pat Robertson…

  123. Roger Younkin says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Not all the stuff written in this website is true. Its satire. But he really did say that supposedly the gay rings will give ppl aids which I don’t think is true

  124. Robert Bruce says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Until religions are taxed like every other business in this country, lunatics like this fool will thrive, spreading hate and collecting millions.

  125. Robert Bruce says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Until religions are taxed like every other business in this country, lunatics like this fool will thrive, spreading hate and collecting millions.

  126. Adam Bathon says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Ten easy payments of $59.99….WOW that is some huge bank that he can now spend on paying all his male escorts…maybe that special rusty barbed wire is what he uses as a cock ring because he is always so angry and in distress and moose semen is what he cleans it with.

  127. Diane Oshiro says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Why Moose semen, Pat? Sound gross!! His views repel me!! Maybe his thoughts repels me!

  128. Chad Edmonds says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    “For only ten easy payments of $59.99, you too can protect yourself from fancy-boy, disease spreading homosexuals,”

    Yes boys and girls.. this is a tax free “Religious” group.

  129. Cindy Luke Stewart says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    I’ll remain Agnostic..where I don’t experience hatred for someone other than myself..he is a sick individual…

  130. Damon Lalime says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Why can’t this fanatical idiot just die or something?? Yes I know it isn’t kind to wish that on anyone but he is one of the main reasons that labels still exist because of his hate preaching.

  131. Kristen Noel Richards says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    So sad. He will be held accountable by God someday. It’s disturbing how anyone can become so diluted!

  132. Monroe White III says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Right, because we all know “hyper masculine materials” have always been known to REPEL homosexuals!

  133. Roger Younkin says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    I have a gay brother. He doesnt try to impose his gay lifestyle on me

  134. Muncie Harris II says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    why are people like him even ALIVE? i suppose God has a plan…

  135. Randi Cockerham says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    I am curious as to why someone secure in their sexuality would need protection?

  136. Randi Cockerham says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Cadaver sex isn’t just a gay thing, so he isn’t totally safe.

  137. Mona Keyes says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    I find this story repugnant and distasteful. This is satire that is hateful and demeaning to the entire gay community and spreads hate among people who don’t realize it is meant (loosely) as humor. I find this disgusting.

  138. Bob Senatore says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    now… this is OBVIOUSLY a fraudulent piece of crap… why isn’t the government investigating this??? how many little old ladies and men, i suppose, will be DUPED into buying this crap??

  139. Toucan Jim's says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    OK, if this is a true story, then this guy is crazy. Just trying to put fear into people and raise money for his cause. People WILL fall for it.

  140. Stephen Person says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    This is satire…a joke…read the whole article! lol

  141. Greg Ochoa says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Gross….may god strike him and his hateful deceitful words down!!!!

  142. Alley Ingram says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    I might, not agree with everything he said but I do believe God is not please with the gay lifestyle. Basically, God speaks about it in the Bible.

  143. Alley Ingram says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    I respect Pat for standing up for what he believes especially now in a society that praises people for going against God’s Word.

  144. Pamela Moore says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Bizarre

  145. Evan Silva says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Crazy crazy stuff …

  146. Andrew Lloyd Redwood says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Satirical

  147. Alexander Garrett says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Lol good lord

  148. Mischelle Hardman says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Sorry but this is stupid. There are medical suggestions as to homosexuality. I am heterosexual but have family and friends who are gay. I love them and will til the day i die. Pat Robertson has been blowing smoke for several years. About time he stops and repents for his own sins.

  149. Kathie Petrie says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Is this a satire? It cannot be serious!

  150. Mark Lanier says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Well it goes to show you that religion always has a price attached to it. To protect me from Homophobia I use common sense and intelligence. It’s free, except if your homophobic or a religious idiot then I’ll see you a dildo that will protect you for 5 payments of $99.

  151. Daniel Carranza says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    10 easy payments of $59.99? That would be $599.90 in total? Well… I hope the anti gay necklace will match your eyes color and make you look like a “macho, macho man… I’ve got to be a nacho man; macho macho man, I wanna be a macho.”

  152. Rick Campbell says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Folks! This is a hybrid news/satire website! Do you know what satire is? Notice the “show facts” and “hide facts” buttons below the picture? Click on “show facts” and it will highlight the portions of the article that are true . . . not much.

  153. Stephen Puddle says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    I don’t support Robertson but I don’t believe this to be true. If you hit the Show Facts button it will highlight what facts are real!

  154. Edward Mabe Jr says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    …and think of all those idiots that are going to shell out $600 for this BS necklace!

  155. Juan Barreto J says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    well that bitch does have semen around his neck pearl necklace fucker

  156. Jay Starr says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Wow, do the people who write this trash, just have NO lives, or are they still in elementary school?

  157. Lance Inman says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    This article is false! Pat robertson is a fine christian man and ive watched his show for years!

  158. Christopher Renfro says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    I’m laughing at this. If I’m gonna go, I’m going with a smile. Thanks Pat.

  159. Benny Rogers says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Using an amulet and charm necklace to keep” cutting ring wearing homosexuals” away”

  160. Robert Scott says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    I thought witch burning and and witch trials ended in the 1700……?

  161. Gio Fascio says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    uh….people…..this is satire….

  162. Jessica Dyson Lamb says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    My gay friends I do believe this man needs a hug 🙂

  163. Lynn Ryan Clymer says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Pat Robertson is an IDIOT.

  164. Michael A Blackmon-Ham says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Take him Lord it’s time

  165. Sissi Wedgwood says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:40 am

    It’s the American way. Create a need and fill it. No matter how crazy it is – somebody will buy it.

  166. Mike Reseigh says:
    November 15, 2014 at 8:16 pm

    Poor Pat. He has the look in his eyes. he’s gone bananas

  167. Solomon Catfish Walker says:
    November 20, 2014 at 4:23 am

    I just think it’s awesome that this necklace is apparently the only thing that has kept him from taking a shot in the mouth. Here’s the deal: If you spend your whole life believing and convincing other people there is an invisible man in the sky who tells you what to do, and grants you superpowers, then how far of a leap is it to think moose semen and barbed wire can keep you from being a backdoor ninja? A man who thinks that wearing semen helps make you not gay. If that were true there wouldnt be any gay guys would there?

  168. Ryan Fontenot says:
    February 3, 2015 at 5:46 pm

    These homophobic religious, self righteous, biggits have gone too far. All they want is your money, they could care less about God, they just need your money!!!

  169. Tony Blackerby says:
    February 3, 2015 at 10:18 pm

    Pat’s wearing a necklace!!! Now that sounds mighty gay to me!!!

  170. Mike O'Bryan says:
    February 4, 2015 at 12:44 am

    I’ve always said this guy and his accociates where questionable. They nuts finally fell from the tree.

  171. Maightlyn Maddox says:
    February 4, 2015 at 2:52 am

    Are people honestly that stupid and ignorant to believe this jerk?

  172. Chuck Frank says:
    February 4, 2015 at 2:34 pm

    Being a heterosexual will work too

  173. Gary Scott says:
    February 4, 2015 at 2:34 pm

    Wow really. Just another ploy to get richer. I’m appalled. I’m hurt. And to think he’s suppose to be a Christian.

  174. Lou Kief says:
    February 4, 2015 at 10:31 pm

    Forgive me for asking, but I wonder if his neckless gets tangled up in his foot while he’s tapping under bathroom walls?

  175. Dino Danelli Natalizio says:
    February 4, 2015 at 9:17 pm

    He’ll is reserving a place for Pat. He scams money from folks and now he finally went straight thanks to his necklace. What a strange guy he is.

  176. Carolan Beal says:
    February 5, 2015 at 7:36 am

    An the ‘secret ingredient’ in the necklace….GARLIC!! That’s right, it not only keeps away the gays, it keeps vampires at bay too!

  177. Phyllis Redd says:
    February 5, 2015 at 10:30 am

    Is this the Onion?

  178. Urso Bearfriend says:
    February 5, 2015 at 10:43 am

    —————————-
    One faith to rule them all
    One fool to guide them
    One fist to make them crawl
    One fear inside them

  179. Robert Breisch says:
    February 5, 2015 at 1:04 pm

    he used to have millions of followers-now just 1 million and thats mostly inmates in prisons that only get to watch brainwashing crap like he spews out-or drunks who are up late and want a great laugh!

  180. Darrell Robinson says:
    February 5, 2015 at 1:45 pm

    This man is an idiot. First off to flatter himself that any decent respectful Gay Man would even want to touch that wretched body is beyond me. Lord knows he has no balls because he hides behind his version of the Bible on every statement and IF he uses the King James version of the Bible he is following the beliefs of a Male Chauvanist Pig that had only two purposes for women and that was to bare children preferably sons and to take care of the needs of a man. AND I find it disgusting that he makes such remarks as to the spread of HIV /AIDS that are totally off the chart. IF you dont know the facts as to the spread of say HIV then keep your mouth shut. You only amplify fear where there is no need for fear to be experienced. I am a 64 year old Gay Man. I am also HIV+ and a long term survior of 25+ years. So I guess God is in no hurry to get rid of this Gay Man if he has let me live over 25 years with a diagnosis of HIV and by the way I am totally healthy have been undetectable in the virus load of HIV for over 15 years. So I guess this is one Gay Man that lives in God’s light. Pat Roberson’s version of HIV transmission could not be any further from the truth than a gay Man wanting to take Pat Robertson on sexually. Moose urine EWWWW..a bad/cheap cologne would have done it just as well…IGNORANT and peole pay him money to hear him spew his venom..

  181. Claude Warner says:
    February 5, 2015 at 5:04 pm

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  182. John Zrodlowski says:
    February 5, 2015 at 5:35 pm

    It’s frightening that he really believes this crap.

  183. Richard Caverly Guay says:
    February 6, 2015 at 7:11 am

    I was really hoping it was a pearl necklace.

  184. Heidi Young Kozai says:
    February 7, 2015 at 9:16 am

    Great idea Pat!…now we need to develop a device to keep our children safe from Pedophile Pastors!!

  185. Steven Lutz says:
    February 7, 2015 at 2:45 pm

    Lets have a little fun. Someone date the original necklace he claims to be wearing at all times. When was it first produced and by who? Finding the creator of the piece that all of these sale items will have been crafted after (if it exists) will easily debunk his story.

  186. Brian Stortzum says:
    February 7, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    He must have been gay for 39 years.

  187. John Schumacher says:
    February 8, 2015 at 3:05 pm

    This has got be a fake story.

  188. Rick Knight says:
    February 9, 2015 at 1:02 am

    The saddest thing about Pat Robertson is that people send him money for validating their own personal hatred of others…BE WORRIED ABOUT THE CHRISTIANS WHO BELIEVE THAT HOW YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE SHOULD BE DICTATED BY THEIR BELIEFS AND NOT YOUR OWN.

  189. Matty Boom Batty Simpson says:
    February 9, 2015 at 4:13 am

    Let’s all blame Pat, instead of the world and country that tells him it’s ok to worship the god of the bible that instructs to murder gays.

  190. Tracy Hays Ste Marie says:
    February 10, 2015 at 2:32 pm

    Sad. You people are all in need of a savior. Let Jesus in and you will look back on all the things you say and do and be so glad to be free of it all. Your shackled by what the world tells you is okay.

  191. Johnathan Skyelr-James Carney says:
    February 18, 2015 at 6:05 am

    This guy is a total whach job. Old and senile!

  192. Jo Ann Freeman says:
    March 2, 2015 at 11:28 pm

    SERIOUSLY PAT ROBERT’S???? MOOSE SEMEN?!?!
    This ingredient wards off or should I say prevents you from being or turning gay.
    Sounds like Witch Craft to me!
    Whatever happen to good old southern down home preachin??? Talking about how Heaven is real, and how He’ll and Hade are real an preaching on Sodom and Ghomorrah????

  193. John Webster says:
    March 3, 2015 at 3:43 pm

    I’m sure wearing a T- shirt with Pat’s likeness would work really, really good!

  194. Nick Gosselin says:
    March 3, 2015 at 6:28 pm

    Its just another way to get peoples money. Religion is a business and its a big business.

  195. John O'Connell says:
    March 4, 2015 at 2:28 am

    Stupidassclown! Stupid is as Sarah Palin says! “The Toad” doesn’t know where his “roots” are from…. go back! Go Back! Fool! Always knew those drugs rotted his “brain!” Go Back Pale-face to wherever your elk crawled from back there somewhere before….Europe or Africa! Chuck a spear, fool! Dang! Just His appearance gives that away! Just how low, slimy low has FAUX NUZZ dropped? Yeah! another fine example of FAUX NUZZ crud! That is a “brain” on drugs or still working off the effects from heavy use! Did the “catass scratch fool” really say that on FAUX NUZZ, or was he taken out of the context even on Ol’Rupp’s organ? Sarah Palin isn’t American either! That neo-European slav there!

  196. Steven Baxter says:
    March 4, 2015 at 2:28 am

    What a wonderful feeling of knowing god wants you cut by barbed wire and infected by moose semen around your neck. So he knows he has absolute control over your life.

  197. Greg Page says:
    March 4, 2015 at 2:28 am

    at least 1 mln retarded americans who watch his show and give him money. A great country for retards indeed.

  198. Wayne Richman says:
    March 4, 2015 at 2:28 am

    I need a necklace that repels Christian bigoted fucktards!!

  199. Tim Wolf says:
    March 4, 2015 at 2:28 am

    Now he reveals his witchcraft.

  200. Harrington Evans says:
    March 4, 2015 at 2:28 am

    There you go! It’s all about money. That’s Mr Robinson’s modus operandi.

  201. Bruce Brown says:
    March 4, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    If it has a picture of him on it it just might work. Then again , at his age, Im sure the smell of urine works as well.

  202. Elvira P. Moore says:
    March 4, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    Once again, he shown the purpose of his religion; to make MONEY! That is all he is interested in. He could care less if the world goes up flames as long as he gets his cash first.
    No self respecting gay person would go near him and take a chance that his hateful intolerance would rub off on them.

  203. Doug Dubé says:
    March 4, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    Ummm? Does this talisman of his not equate to sorcery? I read somewhere in the Bible that such things require a stoning. The best thing about a stoning is that you don’t need to be close to him to do it! Rendering his foul Barbwire/Moose Semen Horcrux + 3 against homo’s useless.

  204. Jaan Kuum says:
    March 4, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    If Robertson sad this on his televlsion program why is there no video of this?

  205. Jaco Janse van Rensburg says:
    March 4, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    With a face and personality like that he really does not need any repellent!

  206. Tony Marquez says:
    March 4, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    I can only guess he had no confidence in a wearing a Christian Cross/medal.

  207. Dennis Peterson says:
    March 4, 2015 at 3:29 pm

    Wonder what his anti black necklace is made of……? Also, I say anyone afraid of being converted has already been converted….by God, and is struggling with it……

  208. Robert Taylor says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    A “gay-repellent necklace” would be anything from Kay Jewellers.

  209. Melanie Collins Pennock says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Now does anyone see that he needs to be committed?

  210. Judith L. Goldfarb says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Pathetic, senile old fart!

  211. Sam Potter says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:03 am

    JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
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  212. Michael Kelly says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Pat Robertson I have been a loyal watcher of the 700 club for the past 5 years. now that I know that you could have chase the gays out of America and essentially saved us from the homosexual infestation of AIDS since 69 and didn’t. I will never watch your show again.

  213. Bruce Loman says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Millions of wack jobs like him really listen to this magical BS. That’s what ruining the country not gay people.

  214. Fernando Feliciano says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    SEND ME LOTS OF MONEY, AND I WILL SEND YOU A PAT ROBERTSON REPELLING NECKLACE, BUT WAIT SEND RIGHT AWAY, AND YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE ‘FREE ‘EARRINGS , JUST PAY SEPARATE SHIPPING AND HANDLING!

  215. Donald Curlee says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    The only thing he offers is infecting people with his lies. It’s a shame the people he has soaked out of millions. He’s like in the old days nothing but a snake oil seller

  216. Paula Robinette says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    After reading the article I gather that Pat would be a homo if it wasn’t for the good grace of god and his neccklace. bbwwaahahaha

  217. Michael Kelly says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Moose semen around your neck sounds pretty gay to me. Are you endorsing beastiality

  218. Scott R Roberts DC says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    My Husband killed a moose in Alaska. He was right next to moose semen.

  219. Amy Drake says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Nothing manlier than ejaculate from an animal.

  220. Ron White says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    people are commenting on this as if it’s not satire

  221. Art Madrid says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    He should just suck a dick and relax

  222. Mario Zermeno Alvarez says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    So, you old fart, Patricio Robertson, you are still the most atrocious so called Christian pastor to your sheep; that you are still uttering lies and unreasonable statements; So much so, that once you said: ‘Many of those people involved with Hitler were Satanists, and many were homosexuals?” But you conveniently forgot that Hitler himself was first catholic? And that he actually launched his persecution of the Jews, in the name of the Christian/catholic bible? You hypocrite. You old fool. I think is time for you to return to become the virus and matter that you were before beautiful life began in the primordial soup of the ancient hot seas.

  223. Danielle Rogers-Wiley says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    What STRAIGHT AND AIDS FREE ….there are more straight people walking around with the aids virus than gays…by the way is GAYNESS even a real word..seriously it takes a talisman around his neck to stop him from thinking about becoming gay..wth and if he really read the bible one should not worship an idol but the word of God …I could be the nurse that saves his life one day ,maybe even mouth to mouth cpr, but I’m gay so that talisman might just keep me at least 10 feet from him…. lol

  224. Stephen Favell says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    What I want to know is why does this guy need a necklace to remain hetro ?
    I mean even if his morbidly insane idea about these rings were true, all it could do is perhaps give you aids ( and yeah I know, it probably wouldnt, Im just making an example here) , nothing can MAKE you gay unless you’re leaning that way yourself. I think the fact that he needs an outside influence to keep him from ” being gay” speaks volumes. I have no doubt at all a younger Pat Robertson would have been spying on the boys locker room instead of the girls.

  225. Julie A. Ritenour says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    And his hateful snide anti anyone but himself attitude has had NOTHING to do with people not coming “within 20 feet of him? Yeah. Sure. If that necklace is something he believes in the. He believes in magic and that according to the far right is blasphemis in itself. Hypocrites gonna hate.

  226. Betty L. Cone says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    This article is so UNTRUE that it’s almost funny! Pat Robertson is a true servant of God with much integrity, and would NEVER say such a ridiculous thing. Amazing the length people will go to discredit Christians because of their own SICK thinking! It’s simply too sad…

  227. Jim Lindsey says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Oh, so anybody not wearing his anti-queer necklace might be subject to becoming queer? or might succumb to allowing a queer to take him to bed? That finally explains how there are so few queers running around…All the heterosexual Christians wearing those necklaces don’t switch…. hmmmm.

  228. Julie Schwartzkopf Hartman says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    So he is putting his faith in something/someone other then God but yet he preaches Gods words and execepts otherd to believe….

  229. Alison Berk says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    For a cheaper alternative, this one will do the same thing. I swear. http://shop.hrc.org/jewelry-watches/for-the-neck/hrc-hand-in-hand-pendant.html

  230. Darren Swindells says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    I so much want to run up to him in public, grab his crotch, kiss him square on the lips and say, “Pat, your necklace is just a crock of shit and doesn’t work!”

  231. Adrian A. Parrado Jr. says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Pat Robertson is making references to the Pearl Necklaces he gets from his little boy toy hustler buddies …

  232. Jacqueline Clifford says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    The use of a talisman totally contradicts his alleged faith and beliefs so, sure he’s gonna use it any way he can to make a fast buck off his “Christian” marks.

  233. Anne Red Hanrahan says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    I have been around and worked with gays for many years. In all that time I never “caught” anything I didn’t have a voodoo necklace

  234. Sandra Flint says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Anybody that would believe this kinda crap is neither a (Christian) or a child in God. All people are Gods Children, He is not partial . This man is an Idiot.

  235. June Miller says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    That’s all very well, but what will protect us from lunatics like Robertson?

  236. David Knight says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    LOL! seriously time to get this guy a show on The comedy Network…HA HA HA! Oh MY GOD, Laugh My Ass off!

  237. Brian Garner says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Hmmmmmm to bad that 10 payments of $59.99 could not shield him from stupidity. What an idiot

  238. Lawrence Koz says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    You idiots it’s a fake story!
    Damn I can’t believe people actually believe this….
    Oh wait Obama is president…never mind

  239. David J. Erwin says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    All for the low, low price of $600…assembly of god required. So if this is what has kept him straight and protected all these years, does this mean he is really gay? Jacktard.

  240. Mike Parent says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    It’s sold right next to the snake oil and tinfoil hats. Hurry, because they’re going fast.

  241. Chris Heffernan says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    If life was like Star Trek we could reverse the polarity of the necklace and it would repel fscktard Xians.

  242. Lisa Hadley says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    So in order to get the semen do you think Pat jerks off the moose, or blows them but doesn’t swallow???

  243. Rohan Forster says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Pat Robertson: “You will be infected with AIDS and therefore burn in hell forever, unless you give me 600$!” Fucking Greedy craven!

  244. Melissa Ronan says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    It couldn’t be that “gays” stay 20 feet away from him because of his repellent personality….

  245. Dixie Duncan says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Pat, you’re a piece of shit. I can’t wait to celebrate your painful death. Your god hates you.

  246. Anthony Frausto says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    He is trying to make money he is a fraud. He is the one that prefers walking around with semen wrapped around his neck. No a gay guy.

  247. Marcus Jonson says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    If it’s meant to keep the gay men away, it should be made of moose knuckles and camel toes.

  248. Broos LS says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    So if I buy one (a card carrying homosexual), will I spontaneously combust?

  249. George Schmitt says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Pat needs to have someone put him in a Mental Hospital.

  250. Tyler Breton says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    I better buy one of these for my drag shows!

  251. Karen Olsen says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Um…is this one for real?! Must read up on the site…

  252. Jonathan Pollard says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Pat, gays aren’t vampires.

  253. Andy Winn says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Total satire, but I could see this being true.

  254. Mark WK Johnson says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Is it bad that my first thought was “is it cute?”

  255. Thomas Acone says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    When is this old fart gonna drip dead?

  256. Dennis Rudder says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    What a blabbering fucking idiot!

  257. Dave Thompson says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    It isn’t made of vaginas?!

  258. Kurt Bridges says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    special kind of stupid

  259. Franklin Clarke says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Jesus Christ this guy is crazy!

  260. Der Hanley says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Who’s the designer?!

  261. Donald Kunzer says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Do I smell garlic?

  262. Conde J Peoples says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Nuts!

  263. Aaron Jones says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    If u ever even think about buying this old gay hating on guys ring or anything I hope he reads this fuck ure life for saying that stupid bill shit go kill ure self for that fucking judgemental bastered

  264. Mike Sharp says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Do any of you realize this is a fake news article? This website is full of satire.

  265. Kelly Nelen says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Is he for real? Wow, just wow.

  266. Richard Anderson says:
    March 7, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Jesus wept

  267. John Williams says:
    March 7, 2015 at 10:02 pm

    I wonder what he did for that moose, to get the semen…

  268. Sam Thorp says:
    March 7, 2015 at 10:02 pm

    he wears a necklace containing semen….. a little gay, don’tcha think?

  269. Crystal Isom says:
    March 7, 2015 at 10:02 pm

    $600 per necklace? You know this is a joke, right?

  270. JT Bedard says:
    March 7, 2015 at 10:02 pm

    Is this from The Onion?

  271. Crystal Isom says:
    March 7, 2015 at 10:02 pm

    Click on the “Show Facts” button. This isn’t true at all.

  272. Naomi R. Cobb Parker says:
    March 8, 2015 at 3:33 am

    He’s so gay! We know Pat!

  273. Rab Young says:
    March 8, 2015 at 1:31 pm

    Guessing it’ll be a Pearl Necklace Pat……..no?

  274. Gary Hartsfield says:
    March 8, 2015 at 1:30 pm

    he doesn’t need a necklace, Look At his face, No gay man would want to do that!

  275. Emily Jane NA says:
    March 9, 2015 at 10:57 am

    “anti gay necklace” ..this guys fucked in the head , “10 payments of $59.99…con <–,
    Pat Robertson you simple minded iddiot

  276. Adam Burner says:
    March 9, 2015 at 10:57 am

    If it works it works.

  277. G Alan Mills says:
    March 9, 2015 at 10:57 am

    Will someone please let Pat onto the secret that he lost it years ago.

  278. Laurie Herald-Bailey says:
    March 9, 2015 at 3:31 pm

    Oh thank you Pat Robinson, your work is finally done. Please, Please everyone pray to God to call Pat home, Your work is finally done.

  279. Valerie Coffey says:
    March 9, 2015 at 3:31 pm

    Bahahahaha

  280. Jeff Jorgensen says:
    March 10, 2015 at 7:37 pm

    Omg we living in the stone age?

  281. Carol Wheaton Hamilton says:
    March 14, 2015 at 9:14 pm

    Pat please retire gracefully and quietly and never let us hear from you again.

  282. Sheila Magnus says:
    March 25, 2015 at 11:44 pm

    I almost called an ambulance. I laughed so hard, I think I pulled something.

  283. John Goldeneyes says:
    March 28, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    oh honey, it wasn’t the necklace that kept us away.

  284. Denis Richardson says:
    March 29, 2015 at 3:17 pm

    geez– the stupidity is astounding…

  285. Daniel Maycock says:
    March 30, 2015 at 10:00 pm

    Im going to invent the Pat Robertson repelling necklace! Its going to give off the odor of taint! Back off Robertson, step away from the gay!

  286. Eugene Cook says:
    March 31, 2015 at 9:13 am

    This is one sick old man.

  287. Daryl Coleman says:
    April 2, 2015 at 11:23 am

    Pat it ain’t a necklace it’s you! You reak of bigotry and lies. Beware false prophet! You better get right with Jesus

  288. Patrick Jones says:
    April 3, 2015 at 9:07 pm

    Everything on this site is garbage

  289. Patrick Jones says:
    April 3, 2015 at 9:07 pm

    Absolute bs

  290. Jodi Wibbels says:
    April 4, 2015 at 12:51 am

    Funny, funny satire! Be sure to hit the Show Facts bar at the top to see the nonsense he actually did spout.

  291. Skye Winters says:
    April 29, 2015 at 4:29 pm

    If homosexuals were killers we’d all be in jail…or we’d have been sentenced to death row. So you’re calling teens who come to realize they are homosexuals killers? How can we be killers if we never killed anyone to begin with. I don’t know about other homosexuals but I’m a homosexual and I’ve never killed.

  292. David Devore says:
    April 29, 2015 at 4:43 pm

    He thinks we r a bunch of fools!

  293. Chris Nelson says:
    April 29, 2015 at 4:58 pm

    I think that he is just crazy and he does not know the jesus of the Bible. so everyone who listens to him needs to be careful because he may bring you to hell with him. for real

  294. Mark Wengler says:
    April 30, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    This should be reported to the BBB

  295. Gary Stubbs says:
    April 30, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    I got no love for Pat robertson…hes a jerk and a bigot…but this article is bullshit …its all lies ….the person who wrote it is no betetr than robertson himself

  296. Carol Graham says:
    May 2, 2015 at 10:29 pm

    Wonder how much he is selling them for. Always an out her huckster among the. holy….

  297. Carrington Lassiter says:
    May 10, 2015 at 9:50 pm

    SHAME ON U PAT R, I THROUGHT U WERE A MAN ABOU
    T GOD,

  298. Martin Steele says:
    May 22, 2015 at 11:38 pm

    Really? A material object is more powerful than God? In addition if he’s so concerned about keeping the “Evil Gays” away, he should be giving these necklaces away.

  299. Tj Ficarrotta says:
    July 8, 2015 at 10:47 am

    Interesting because I literally just created an uber Gay rainbow-colored rubber cock ring scented with lots of peacock semen and wrapped in silk that’s *****GUARANTEED***** to repel closeted old men and preachers. For only ONE payment of $9.99 plus S&H, you can be wearing yours freely and openly in no time!

    Walking by a church and see priests talking?
    NO PROBLEM!
    They run away like vampires from garlic!

    Got a old fundaMENTAList man who’s preaching at the bus stop?
    NO PROBLEM!
    Just whip it out and watch him run away screaming like a big nelly!

    Order now within the next 10 seconds and for only $100, we’ll throw in a ring filled with real bullshit that’s *****GUARANTEED***** to jolt their brain and make them realize their stupidity when you shake their hand or pat them on the back with it. The needle on the end is so fine that they won’t realize they were pricked by a home-o-sec-shoo-al!

    Please, help me sell these as the world needs to know how to protect themselves from the incredible tyranny and ignorance of the judgMENTALly self-righteous!!!

    HURRY AND ORDER NOW AS SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!!!

  300. Mike Siferd says:
    August 29, 2015 at 2:05 pm

    Jesus will you just die already and do the world a fucking favor

  301. Andrea Layne Black says:
    November 18, 2015 at 5:04 pm

    https://books.google.ca/books?id=tmFJ1LhbVWcC&pg=PT799&lpg=PT799&dq=are+there+homosexual+moose&source=bl&ots=RYRvHCNZWz&sig=FwuO102rKL903kpXyo-_HBCvGIs&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CDMQ6AEwBGoVChMIroutxfyayQIVjB2UCh3uawpT#v=onepage&q=are%20there%20homosexual%20moose&f=false

  302. Andrea Layne Black says:
    November 18, 2015 at 5:04 pm

    https://books.google.ca/books?id=tmFJ1LhbVWcC&pg=PT799&lpg=PT799&dq=are+there+homosexual+moose&source=bl&ots=RYRvHCNZWz&sig=FwuO102rKL903kpXyo-_HBCvGIs&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CDMQ6AEwBGoVChMIroutxfyayQIVjB2UCh3uawpT#v=onepage&q=are%20there%20homosexual%20moose&f=false

  303. James Martin says:
    January 14, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    So what?

  304. James Martin says:
    January 14, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    So what?

  305. Robert Wellinger says:
    January 15, 2016 at 12:43 am

    He’s using seamen and barbed wire to repel us? LMAO!

  306. Mark T. Zak says:
    April 11, 2016 at 8:28 am

    Look, we all know this guy is a nut, and I suppose anything is possible, but I simply don’t believe this story w/out empirical evidence!

  307. Mark T. Zak says:
    April 11, 2016 at 8:28 am

    Look, we all know this guy is a nut, and I suppose anything is possible, but I simply don’t believe this story w/out empirical evidence!

  308. Henry Norcross II says:
    April 11, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    So let me get this straight, no pun intended. He is so afraid that a gay person will cause him to become gay that he wears a necklace that will keep them away? Wouldn’t his face do the same thing?

  309. Henry Norcross II says:
    April 11, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    So let me get this straight, no pun intended. He is so afraid that a gay person will cause him to become gay that he wears a necklace that will keep them away? Wouldn’t his face do the same thing?

  310. Ralph Bolton says:
    April 11, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    Snake oil salesman.

  311. Ralph Bolton says:
    April 11, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    Snake oil salesman.

  312. Neil Horner says:
    April 27, 2016 at 12:50 am

    Despite the fact that anybody who falls for this nonsense must be dumb as a stick, it’s still not right for this charlatan to take their money. I would say shame on you Pat Robertson, but i don’t think he has any capacity for that,.

  313. Neil Horner says:
    April 27, 2016 at 12:50 am

    Despite the fact that anybody who falls for this nonsense must be dumb as a stick, it’s still not right for this charlatan to take their money. I would say shame on you Pat Robertson, but i don’t think he has any capacity for that,.

  314. Christ Incarnate says:
    May 29, 2016 at 3:52 am

    I’m God, I’m here on Earth, and I have nothing against the gay and lesbian community.

    http://www.facebook.com/Trinity6III

    http://www.facebook.com/christian.dt.6

    https://www.facebook.com/Fear.God.and.Death

    http://god-the-trinity.tumblr.com/

    http://godthetrinity.blogspot.ca/

  315. Christ Incarnate says:
    May 29, 2016 at 3:52 am

    I’m God, I’m here on Earth, and I have nothing against the gay and lesbian community.

    http://www.facebook.com/Trinity6III

    http://www.facebook.com/christian.dt.6

    https://www.facebook.com/Fear.God.and.Death

    http://god-the-trinity.tumblr.com/

    http://godthetrinity.blogspot.ca/

  316. Jerry Conner says:
    August 13, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    LOL

  317. Jerry Conner says:
    August 13, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    LOL

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