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Poll: Americans OK with Mass Extinction, Think ‘Most Animals Suck Anyway’

  • May 30, 2014
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DURHAM, N.C. – A new study conducted by researchers at Duke University has found that “the world is on the brink of a sixth great extinction,” as plant and animal species disappear at a rate much higher than previously believed. The same study, published in the journal Science Thursday, also found that Americans “don’t really care” about the upcoming mass extinction, and generally think that “most animals suck anyway.”

“We are on the verge of the sixth extinction,” said Stuart Pimm, the study’s lead author, who noted that plant and animal species are dying out at least 1,000 faster than they did before the rise of humans. “Whether we avoid it or not will depend on our actions… And based on our research, it’s probably too late, because Americans don’t seem to give one tiny shit.”

Pimm’s research suggests that habitat loss is the prime cause of the accelerated rate of extinction. Human development—which often crowds out area that animals and plants need to survive—along with climate change, invasive species, and overfishing, have contributed to making this one of the most ecologically traumatic eras in the planet’s history.

“We asked Americans how they felt about all this,” Pimm explained. “And what we found is that, actually, they don’t feel much at all.”

Indeed, most of the people Pimm and his colleagues polled disagreed with the statement, “I genuinely hope that something can be done to save remaining the species,” and over 90% instead agreed that “most animals are awful, worthless creatures, and Earth is better off without them.”

“Name a good animal other than a dog or maybe a monkey,” said Troy Barzun, one of the study’s participants. “Sharks? They’re deadly killers. Skunks? Stink like ass. Eagles? I’ve always found them pretty ugly.

“We could probably lose about 95% of animals, and I’d be totally cool with it,” Barzun said.

Others pointed out the ways in which animals often inconvenience human activity. “I can’t take a drive down the street without having to swerve to avoid squirrels, and everyone throws a hissy fit if I want to install ivory floors in my kitchen,” said Bethany Knight. “If I have to choose between a world without animals and a world in which a bird might at any moment poop on my head, I choose mass extinction.”

Even plants drew the ire of many of the poll’s respondents. “Try falling into a rose bush or accidentally walking through a patch of poison sumac, then tell me how great plant life is,” said Kevin Brock. “I’m allergic to grass, man. Plants are out to get us.”

Primm, who believes there is still hope to save many threatened animals, noted that it will only happen if the “good species” are in danger of dying off.

“It’s going to take more than the Loggerhead Turtle or the Saola vanishing to catch Americans’ attention,” Pimm explained. “But if this continues, beef and chicken might be in danger too, and that’s when you’ll see some outrage.”

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3 comments
  1. Vernon Brechin says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:34 am

    It’s not just about habitat. All the things are connected and point back directly to one causal species, homo sapiens. We have been growing exponentially for the last few hundered years and during the last hundred years have been dumping vast stores of carbon into the atmosphere that originally resulted from hundreds of millions of years of sunlight growing plants. There are now 7.24 billion of us most of whom are living in a profound state of denial because all our dreams and expectations are threatened. The warnings have been broadcast to us for over four decades yet few of the needed changes have happened. We are surrounded with people living in a profound state of denial and that has become the norm.

    Human denial is a psychological coping mechanism that provides a form of protection for us. Humans evolved with powerful ego’s that have tended to blind us to the fact that humans are behind these multiple crashes.

    It took around 200,000 years for the Earth’s population of modern homo sapiens to reach one-billion, at around 1830 CE. During my 68 years the Earth’s human population has tripled to 7.24+ billion people. Those, who don’t see anything significant in this fact, must be living in a state of denial. The simple fact is almost none of us is aware of such facts, including most highly educated people.

    See VHEMT.

  2. Donna Lyon Rhose says:
    October 24, 2014 at 3:34 am

    Wow – this article not only shows how stupid much of the human species is, but that by such attitudes it really doesn’t deserve to survive. And frankly won’t.

  3. Be The Change You Want To See says:
    November 12, 2014 at 5:06 pm

    What are the demographics of this study and the sickening commentaries???? I think I can easily guess what UNEVOLVED part of the country this appalling rhetoric came from! PITIFUL!

    Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it.
    Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect. -Chief Seattle, 1854

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