The terrorist attack at an Orlando, Florida, nightclub has “impacted” the thinking of Marco Rubio “about a lot of things,” the Florida senator said Monday, including making him “think a little bit about your service to your country and where you can be most useful to your country.” During an interview with Hugh Hewitt on Monday morning, the conservative radio host urged the former Republican presidential candidate to change his mind and seek re-election for his Senate seat.
“This is indeed a time to reflect,” Rubio told Hewitt. “This is a time to reflect on our past, on what we have done to cause this tragedy, how to remedy it for the sake of the future, and most importantly, how to address the consequences of this terrible attack. Because, despite of what we might think, we have a lot to do with this, every single one of us. Especially the Democrats.”
Asked to elaborate on his rhetoric, the Florida senator attempted to point the blame to President Barack Obama and current Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. “It’s very simple. If those poor people had guns on them at the time of the incident, one of them might have managed to shoot the assailant once or several times, which could have ended the entire thing before all those people died. So if the friends and families of the deceased want someone to point the finger to, it should be our president and his second-in-command. Because I hold them directly responsible, as should they.”
Rubio went on to claim that “it was God’s will that those people died,” and that God was the one who made it happen “because He had no other way of telling me how much He needs me back in the Senate.” “You’re well aware of the state of things in America today, Hugh,” the senator continued. “Do you really think that man decided to kill 50 people and wound as many just because of the spur of the moment? No, that was a higher power in action. That higher power is God, and that was His way of getting a message down to me. Well, I’m here to tell Him that His message was received loud and clear.”
“Americans need me back in the Senate and I need to be back there so that I could stop the Democrats’ kidnapping of weapons from the citizens of this country. Stricter gun laws are not what we need right now, quite the opposite. If we want our people to be able to defend themselves, they need to be able to do that anytime, anywhere and with equal power,” he argued.
“And gay people are the perfect bait,” the senator also said. “On the outside, they look all weak, feminine and vulnerable. That makes them an obvious, easy target, which is what we’ve seen in Orlando. But if they’re packing like Yosemite Sam, the terrorists are going to be in for a surprise when they try something like this the next time. And trust me, they’re not finished.”
He added, “Hell, after what just happened, I honestly think this was the last straw. See, if our President was a brilliant strategist, which he’s not, but if he was, right now he’d be converting the entire U.S. Army into a mean, green, gay fighting machine. If I were the commander in chief, I’d recruit every LGBT person in the country right now, arm them to the teeth and ship them off to Syria and Iran to fight ISIS.”
“Because, there’s no greater motivation than revenge, and I’d say the gay community in America is pretty motivated right now. Plus, they’re always crying about equality. So, here’s an opportunity to be equal with the straight fighting men and women in our military. Not to mention, gays always want to be traveling abroad, and they’re nuts about men in uniforms. So, that would definitely be a win-win situation,” Rubio said.
“That’s why I need to be in the Senate and that’s why God’s message is so important. Because gay commandos aren’t going to be a thing unless someone other than the Democrats has a say in it,” he added, causing Hewitt to laughingly approve.
208 Comments
Minali Maike
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Charles Moore
Lol! He’s trying to make a comeback to the Senate, Trump-style! If you can’t beat em’, join em’, right Rubio? Great start! Every other sentence reads like an excerpt from an NRA Narnian wet dream. Suddenly he knows exactly how LGBT members everywhere feel (vengeful and up in arms) and proposes sending an army of them to the Middle East that has a population whose religion opposes homosexuality and whose culture is less lenient than even our conservatives’ – not exactly winning the hearts and minds of the locals, not to mention what ISIS forces would do to any captured LGBT members. Also disregards the massive Peace preference prominent in the LGBT community. Oh, and what could possibly go wrong with crowding a bunch of Yosemite Sams into a dark, chaotic, strobing nightclub with alcohol and blaring music, then having a shooter enter the mix? If I recall, Yosemite Sam was never very accurate when he tried to take out Bugs Bunny – could be the wrong people get hit first? But if he wants to lead the charge, all he has to do is convince some Floridian followers to buy and bring their guns to the party – after all, you can do that in Fl due to lax gun laws; Obama’s not stopping you!
Bruce Brown
This is nothing less than offensive and disresctful to those vitims. He belongs in an asylum.
Aguamiga Aguamiga
there is so much wrong with this
Matthew Townsend
This cannot be the actual quote
Dan L. Muston
I think this article is total bullshit.
Regina Reale
So…give fire arms to a bunch of people and serve them a bunch of alcohol in a crowded night club. Brilliant!
Minali Maike
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Shawn McDermott
Funny how most people believe this is true. Its like the Onion…its a satire site.
Gregory Plantamura
Lately, I have seen people sharing stories from NewsLo, a satirical website. Unlike humor sites like The Onion, NewsLo does not make it clear that they make up fake stories based on a few lines of real news. This makes the site very DANGEROUS as it causes a lot of confusion and misinformation in an already agitated society. Sharing stories from this site will compromise your trustability.
People can learn that NewsLo is 90% parody by clicking the About section on their site, but honestly, how many readers do you think will do that? Their page and stories are presented to look like legitimate news. I discourage everyone from sharing articles from NewsLo, no matter what your political opinions are.
Paul Cpw
Click on: SHOW FACTS / HIDE FACTS (Red Labels) Top of Article. It is SATIRE 🙂 🙂
Bee Volpe
OMG people! This site is a satirical endeavor, like National Lampoon. This article is meant to be humor, irony, etc. Definition of satire: the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. If you will notice, there are 2 buttons to click on to see what the real facts are in this story. One simple click will tell you what is real and what is satire in this article. Ummm, what is real? that is only the first paragraph. Sheesh, you could at least check to see if the rumors you are passing around are true. Quit regurgitating facts that are not even facts. Don’t be such a blind follower and believe every dumb thing you read. Do a little research and figure things out for yourselves. Ugh.
Nancy Griffin Pluto
Rubio went on to claim that “it was God’s will that those people died,” and that God was the one who made it happen “because He had no other way of telling me how much He needs me back in the Senate.” “You’re well aware of the state of things in America today, Hugh,” the senator continued. “Do you really think that man decided to kill 50 people and wound as many just because of the spur of the moment? No, that was a higher power in action. That higher power is God, and that was His way of getting a message down to me. Well, I’m here to tell Him that His message was received loud and clear.”
Nancy Griffin Pluto
Rubio went on to claim that “it was God’s will that those people died,” and that God was the one who made it happen “because He had no other way of telling me how much He needs me back in the Senate.” “You’re well aware of the state of things in America today, Hugh,” the senator continued. “Do you really think that man decided to kill 50 people and wound as many just because of the spur of the moment? No, that was a higher power in action. That higher power is God, and that was His way of getting a message down to me. Well, I’m here to tell Him that His message was received loud and clear.”
Timothy Warren
Rubio is batshit crazy. There’s no other way to put it. First of all, Florida has very liberal gun laws. Any one of the club patrons could have carried a conceiled weapon if they had so chosen to do so. However, as a trained retired military vet, I know damn well that if folks had started pulling out their guns and shooting it would have been more of a disaster. The average civilian isn’t trained on how to respond to terrorist situations. Secondly, stating that God allowed the massacre to happen as a sign that Rubio should run for reelection is complete hubris. Who the hell does Rubio think he is, the Messiah? Between Trump’s psychotic narcisism and Rubio’s messianic complex I’m not sure which one is the more dangerous demagogue.
Charles Moore
Lol! He’s trying to make a comeback to the Senate, Trump-style! If you can’t beat em’, join em’, right Rubio? Great start! Every other sentence reads like an excerpt from an NRA Narnian wet dream. Suddenly he knows exactly how LGBT members everywhere feel (vengeful and up in arms) and proposes sending an army of them to the Middle East that has a population whose religion opposes homosexuality and whose culture is less lenient than even our conservatives’ – not exactly winning the hearts and minds of the locals, not to mention what ISIS forces would do to any captured LGBT members. Also disregards the massive Peace preference prominent in the LGBT community. Oh, and what could possibly go wrong with crowding a bunch of Yosemite Sams into a dark, chaotic, strobing nightclub with alcohol and blaring music, then having a shooter enter the mix? If I recall, Yosemite Sam was never very accurate when he tried to take out Bugs Bunny – could be the wrong people get hit first? But if he wants to lead the charge, all he has to do is convince some Floridian followers to buy and bring their guns to the party – after all, you can do that in Fl due to lax gun laws; Obama’s not stopping you!
Robert C. Thompson
OMG..I seriously considered as a possible candidate, but now he’s said all these studpid things, I would never ever vote for him. Are all politicans IDIOTS??
Robert C. Thompson
OMG..I seriously considered as a possible candidate, but now he’s said all these studpid things, I would never ever vote for him. Are all politicans IDIOTS??
Gene Christianson
I have a theory, and it’s looking more and more correct every day:
I belive T-Rump is a “ringer”. He’ll back out, a week or two before the November election … but by then, he will have made scumsucking toads like Rubio appear sane and reasonable to a lot of Americans.
Gene Christianson
I have a theory, and it’s looking more and more correct every day:
I belive T-Rump is a “ringer”. He’ll back out, a week or two before the November election … but by then, he will have made scumsucking toads like Rubio appear sane and reasonable to a lot of Americans.
Art Merrill
Wait a minute. It was God’s will, but if other people had guns, they would have been interfering with God’s will? If God willed it, then why would Rubio want someone to stop it? So, if someone pulled a gun and stopped God’s will from being done, would Rubio be condemning that person right now?
Art Merrill
Wait a minute. It was God’s will, but if other people had guns, they would have been interfering with God’s will? If God willed it, then why would Rubio want someone to stop it? So, if someone pulled a gun and stopped God’s will from being done, would Rubio be condemning that person right now?
Bruce Brown
This is nothing less than offensive and disresctful to those vitims. He belongs in an asylum.
Larry Mitchell
God’s a near-sighted asshole with lousy aim and bad taste.
Larry Mitchell
God’s a near-sighted asshole with lousy aim and bad taste.
Sharon Breen
I do not believe Rubio said all this. this whole story is a hoax.
Sharon Breen
I do not believe Rubio said all this. this whole story is a hoax.
Rich Johnson
Is this a joke? Did he really say this or is this a satyrical story like The Onion?
Rich Johnson
Is this a joke? Did he really say this or is this a satyrical story like The Onion?
Aguamiga Aguamiga
there is so much wrong with this
Wright Williams
You’re obviously delirious
Wright Williams
You’re obviously delirious
Ann Shannon
I thought that surely this headline was grossly exaggerated, that no one in his right mind would have said anything remotely close to that…but damn, was I wrong! He said it, then he said it again, then he said it again. God kills 49 people and seriously wounds and traumatizes another 53, just to send Mark Rubio the message that he needs to run for the Senate! That is grandiosity, narcissism and self-absorption on steriods.
Ann Shannon
I thought that surely this headline was grossly exaggerated, that no one in his right mind would have said anything remotely close to that…but damn, was I wrong! He said it, then he said it again, then he said it again. God kills 49 people and seriously wounds and traumatizes another 53, just to send Mark Rubio the message that he needs to run for the Senate! That is grandiosity, narcissism and self-absorption on steriods.
Matthew Townsend
This cannot be the actual quote
Philippa Hughes
This must be satire. Right? Right?
Philippa Hughes
This must be satire. Right? Right?
Dan L. Muston
I think this article is total bullshit.
Nate Miller
Just realized this is a satire site…
Nate Miller
Just realized this is a satire site…
Regina Reale
So…give fire arms to a bunch of people and serve them a bunch of alcohol in a crowded night club. Brilliant!
Shawn McDermott
Funny how most people believe this is true. Its like the Onion…its a satire site.
Gregory Plantamura
Lately, I have seen people sharing stories from NewsLo, a satirical website. Unlike humor sites like The Onion, NewsLo does not make it clear that they make up fake stories based on a few lines of real news. This makes the site very DANGEROUS as it causes a lot of confusion and misinformation in an already agitated society. Sharing stories from this site will compromise your trustability.
People can learn that NewsLo is 90% parody by clicking the About section on their site, but honestly, how many readers do you think will do that? Their page and stories are presented to look like legitimate news. I discourage everyone from sharing articles from NewsLo, no matter what your political opinions are.
Sam Gibson
Asked to elaborate on his rhetoric, the Florida senator attempted to point the blame to President Barack Obama and current Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. “It’s very simple. If those poor people had guns on them at the time of the incident, one of them might have managed to shoot the assailant once or several times, which could have ended the entire thing before all those people died. So if the friends and families of the deceased want someone to point the finger to, it should be our president and his second-in-command. Because I hold them directly responsible, as should they.”
What a FUCKING MORON!!
You want people in a dark nightclub to carry weapons? Where alcohol is being served? Where people get in fights regularly?
Also…. half-witted Rubio… the laws in YOUR STATE… say that it is illegal to carry a firearm in a place like this.
Please…. don’t run for re-election. We need less moronic assholes in our government not more. Go fuck yourself and your puerile little ideas.
Ron Paranto
You sir are a sick man
Ron Paranto
You sir are a sick man
Christopher Barton
A lot of the stuff in this article attributed to the Monday interview isn’t in the transcript.
Paul Cpw
Click on: SHOW FACTS / HIDE FACTS (Red Labels) Top of Article. It is SATIRE 🙂 🙂
Bee Volpe
OMG people! This site is a satirical endeavor, like National Lampoon. This article is meant to be humor, irony, etc. Definition of satire: the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. If you will notice, there are 2 buttons to click on to see what the real facts are in this story. One simple click will tell you what is real and what is satire in this article. Ummm, what is real? that is only the first paragraph. Sheesh, you could at least check to see if the rumors you are passing around are true. Quit regurgitating facts that are not even facts. Don’t be such a blind follower and believe every dumb thing you read. Do a little research and figure things out for yourselves. Ugh.
Buddy Woodward
Poe’s Law: Without a clear indicator of the author’s intent, parodies of extreme views will be mistaken by some readers or viewers for sincere expressions of the parodied views.
Buddy Woodward
Poe’s Law: Without a clear indicator of the author’s intent, parodies of extreme views will be mistaken by some readers or viewers for sincere expressions of the parodied views.
Ken Warren
Im sorry but the language used in this article is ridiculous. Senator Rubio would not and has never talked like this. For example…..“Hell, after what just happened, I honestly think this was the last straw. See, if our President was a brilliant strategist, which he’s not, but if he was, right now he’d be converting the entire U.S. Army into a mean, green, gay fighting machine.” Seriously? I don’t think so. Unfortunately, thats how left wing liberals build themselves up, by knocking others down with lies.
Lynn Anderson
Disgraceful satire. The sad thing here, certain people will believe your total BS.
Sam Gibson
Asked to elaborate on his rhetoric, the Florida senator attempted to point the blame to President Barack Obama and current Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. “It’s very simple. If those poor people had guns on them at the time of the incident, one of them might have managed to shoot the assailant once or several times, which could have ended the entire thing before all those people died. So if the friends and families of the deceased want someone to point the finger to, it should be our president and his second-in-command. Because I hold them directly responsible, as should they.”
What a FUCKING MORON!!
You want people in a dark nightclub to carry weapons? Where alcohol is being served? Where people get in fights regularly?
Also…. half-witted Rubio… the laws in YOUR STATE… say that it is illegal to carry a firearm in a place like this.
Please…. don’t run for re-election. We need less moronic assholes in our government not more. Go fuck yourself and your puerile little ideas.
Michael L. Beeck
See the button above that says “SHOW FACTS”. Hit that and the only paragraph highlighted is the first one. Everything after that is satire (i.e. NOT TRUE). Not far from the truth, but still baloney… I don’t like Rubio either, but he didn’t say any of this crap.
Michael L. Beeck
See the button above that says “SHOW FACTS”. Hit that and the only paragraph highlighted is the first one. Everything after that is satire (i.e. NOT TRUE). Not far from the truth, but still baloney… I don’t like Rubio either, but he didn’t say any of this crap.
Lynn Anderson
Disgraceful satire. The sad thing here, certain people will believe your total BS.
Richard A. Cieslak
Y’all think this is accurate? I looked for other outlets citing these comments and couldn’t find any confirmation. This seems too stupid even for O’Rubio.
Richard A. Cieslak
Y’all think this is accurate? I looked for other outlets citing these comments and couldn’t find any confirmation. This seems too stupid even for O’Rubio.
Joan King
Thank you, Jesus, I figured out this was satire – hit the “show facts” button at the beginning of the article and you’ll see what I mean. I read the whole thing and was ready to barf – then I saw the buttons.
Janis Turner Lester
Did anyone hear him say that or is this just another case of someone reporting something that is then repeated to incite people. Don’t believe everything you read. I’ve sat in committee meetings on the hill and then read the report on those meetings in the newspaper and wondered, “Were we in the same room?”
Janis Turner Lester
Did anyone hear him say that or is this just another case of someone reporting something that is then repeated to incite people. Don’t believe everything you read. I’ve sat in committee meetings on the hill and then read the report on those meetings in the newspaper and wondered, “Were we in the same room?”
Anthony Caudill
Nah I think the guy was depressed and ashamed from realizing he was gay.
Lou Korell
SATIRE Folks. This is a lame satire site.
Chris Back
Here’s the actual interview. Don’t believe everything you see on the internet. http://www.hughhewitt.com/senator-marco-rubio-orlando-terrorist-attack-radical-islams-reach-america/
John Adams
“Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
“Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.”
John Adams
“Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
“Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.”
Lou Korell
SATIRE Folks. This is a lame satire site.
Marcelo Vincent
What an idiot. And we’re more idiotic for electing this idiot to the Senate.
Marcelo Vincent
What an idiot. And we’re more idiotic for electing this idiot to the Senate.
Chris Back
Here’s the actual interview. Don’t believe everything you see on the internet. http://www.hughhewitt.com/senator-marco-rubio-orlando-terrorist-attack-radical-islams-reach-america/
Merita Wright
Show us a video of him saying this? All we have is what you said he said! I am a Democrat, but I think this is Bogus!
Rory Toland
What kind of sick mind does this man have. God told him to stand for president. Obviously God must have been joking. Now God committed mass murder for him to stand for election. His friend in the NRA or responsible for gun crime and his support for his paymasters the NRA or responsible for the mass murders of Gay men women and there. Families. I’m not a church goer. But. I pray after this is find it hard to pray became of the crap coming from the. Evil that is the GOP and there. So called christian faith. Thank God I. Live in a civilized country called Ireland. We cherish all our people. We have seen the harm religion has done. We left the dark ages. You haven’t.
Merita Wright
Show us a video of him saying this? All we have is what you said he said! I am a Democrat, but I think this is Bogus!
Jim Sigler
If those poor people had guns on them at the time? Is Dummyo, the Anchor Baby claiming that a firefight in a crowded nightclub with many of the people WITH LETHAL WEAPONS under the influence of alcohol would be a good thing? He’s more retarded than I thought.
Jim Sigler
If those poor people had guns on them at the time? Is Dummyo, the Anchor Baby claiming that a firefight in a crowded nightclub with many of the people WITH LETHAL WEAPONS under the influence of alcohol would be a good thing? He’s more retarded than I thought.
Patricia Robertson
I will never understand these republicans, they need to get the facts before they open their mouths to speak. None of them get all the facts, they just pick what sounds good to them. If he think this is a reason for him to get back in the race I hope he loses. He probably know he will miss that money that goes with being in congress. They should be made to tell the truth and they should all lose their money when they leave congress and get a real job.
Rory Toland
What kind of sick mind does this man have. God told him to stand for president. Obviously God must have been joking. Now God committed mass murder for him to stand for election. His friend in the NRA or responsible for gun crime and his support for his paymasters the NRA or responsible for the mass murders of Gay men women and there. Families. I’m not a church goer. But. I pray after this is find it hard to pray became of the crap coming from the. Evil that is the GOP and there. So called christian faith. Thank God I. Live in a civilized country called Ireland. We cherish all our people. We have seen the harm religion has done. We left the dark ages. You haven’t.
Zon Moy
your god needs you in the senate to do his will back in hell.
Steve Bacle
Can’t believe he said that! Man!!! God does see everything and man has free will to commit sin. Islamic scum bags that murder are hell spaun demons. Saying something like this is not at all smart. It is about as stupid as Pat Robertson saying Orlando killings were punishment for US Supream Court giving gays the right to marry.
Blau Nomklier
he is just arrogant. yes. god killed those people. god did it. but he didn’t do it to get marco back in the senate.
Henry Etheze
If anyone around you claims to know Gods will…..Run.
Henry Etheze
If anyone around you claims to know Gods will…..Run.
Patricia Robertson
I will never understand these republicans, they need to get the facts before they open their mouths to speak. None of them get all the facts, they just pick what sounds good to them. If he think this is a reason for him to get back in the race I hope he loses. He probably know he will miss that money that goes with being in congress. They should be made to tell the truth and they should all lose their money when they leave congress and get a real job.
Conrad Pujdak
Please tell me that Floridians aren’t so gulible as actually vote him in again.
Zon Moy
your god needs you in the senate to do his will back in hell.
Sandra Gallimore
Maybe it should have been the senate instead…
Sandra Gallimore
Maybe it should have been the senate instead…
Blau Nomklier
he is just arrogant. yes. god killed those people. god did it. but he didn’t do it to get marco back in the senate.
Rita Victoria Diaz-Kenney
RUBIO IS THE BIGEST IDIOT!! HE PLANS TO STAY IN THE SENATE, TO BASICALLY BLOCK ANY ATTEMP FOR SENSIBLE GUN LEGISLATION, CURRENTLY BEING CONSIDER ON THE SENATE FLOOR!! HE IS IN THE POCKET OF THE NRA, AND WILL PROMOTE THEIR AGENDA.
HE SHOULD REALIZE THAT MILITARY STYLE AUTOMATIC WEAPONS SHOULD ONLY BE SOLD TO THE DEFENSE INDUSTRY! I CANNOT SEE WHY ANY PERSON NEED THOSE TYPE OF WEAPONS. AT ANY RATE, I HOPE THAT THE FLORIA ELECTORATE DEMAND THAT HE RETURNS HIS SALARY, DUE TO HIS POOR PERFORMANCE IN THE SENATE. AFTER READING HIS STATEMENTS ABOVE, HE DOES NOT DESERVE ANOTHER CHANCE!!
Rita Victoria Diaz-Kenney
RUBIO IS THE BIGEST IDIOT!! HE PLANS TO STAY IN THE SENATE, TO BASICALLY BLOCK ANY ATTEMP FOR SENSIBLE GUN LEGISLATION, CURRENTLY BEING CONSIDER ON THE SENATE FLOOR!! HE IS IN THE POCKET OF THE NRA, AND WILL PROMOTE THEIR AGENDA.
HE SHOULD REALIZE THAT MILITARY STYLE AUTOMATIC WEAPONS SHOULD ONLY BE SOLD TO THE DEFENSE INDUSTRY! I CANNOT SEE WHY ANY PERSON NEED THOSE TYPE OF WEAPONS. AT ANY RATE, I HOPE THAT THE FLORIA ELECTORATE DEMAND THAT HE RETURNS HIS SALARY, DUE TO HIS POOR PERFORMANCE IN THE SENATE. AFTER READING HIS STATEMENTS ABOVE, HE DOES NOT DESERVE ANOTHER CHANCE!!
Whit Kyle
Rubio just said his God is Omar Mateen.
Conrad Pujdak
Please tell me that Floridians aren’t so gulible as actually vote him in again.
Chris Kozma
It’s fucking satire people grow a damn brain
Chris Kozma
It’s fucking satire people grow a damn brain
Whit Kyle
Rubio just said his God is Omar Mateen.
Lori Jones
this man is so sick….I could puke reading this crap!
Daniel McVey
Wow a God that would do this for that reason is a god who is truly a jerk.
Michael Rocker
I know this is a parity but I still have to laugh my ass off when I saw Little Marco on the tarmac when President Obama arrived in Air Force One on Thursday in Orlando but Gov Scott wasn’t there and he cried because GWB called his ass but Obama didn’t
Tim Walton
Truly low quality satire!
Surely to goodness, someone must have realised that this article was neither funny nor insightful, and does nothing to enhance the reputation of either this website or the writer.
Immense fail!
Tim Walton
Truly low quality satire!
Surely to goodness, someone must have realised that this article was neither funny nor insightful, and does nothing to enhance the reputation of either this website or the writer.
Immense fail!
Richard Bellacera
So, Rubio. What did God “signal” to you when he killed 32 people at Virginia Tech? Or 27, mostly children, at Sandy Hook? Or any of the other mass shootings in recent history? What purpose did God have for all these deaths?
Philip J Higgins
Rubio just pointed out that he is a nut case with this article he is a real fucking douche bag
David L Hale
This man was standing to close to Trump on the debate stage…….or it might have been when he shook hands with Trump since they both have small hands. He was sweating on stage because of the probable Trump virus he is now infected with. Seriously…..are these people mental or do they believe the public is so ignorant to believe GOD sent him a message by killing these people. I think if “my” God was going to take revenge on anyone…..he might start in a different location……JUST SAYING
Ken Baugh
Satire site.
Alan Safier
Somebody fact check this story, please. It just doesn’t ring true.
Alan Safier
Somebody fact check this story, please. It just doesn’t ring true.
Philip J Higgins
Rubio just pointed out that he is a nut case with this article he is a real fucking douche bag
Daniel Omell
Mark Tim shared:·
I have to wonder when politicians say that God spoke to them and told them to run for office whose God spoke to them? Are these the type of people that God would speak to? Your god? How about your God? Are they really reflect the true essence of your gods holiness? If these men were walking the streets they would probably be labeled for having mental illness. Yep!… they’re allowed to go around spewing their hate on television and in newspapers and everywhere they go This is your godliness, these politicians are Godly? You’re god really?
Daniel Omell comments:
Well with just a quick peek at this introduction, and with Rubio actually making an announcement, a statement about himself….that is comparable, I suggest that to know if such a statement has ANY validity, view the content. The content of the words chosen and the message, is where we can begin to “compare notes” so to speak, with what the Word of God says on the condition being described and created by the speaker…..to claim God’s given one His approval, one had better not be talking smack-down on anyone so much as love. Buddy Republican politician (RUBIO)in an earlier post that Republitard….was talking outta his ass! did I digress? …anyway,…some (light whistling tune coming from my direction)…some of us have a clue. Thank you Jesus and Glory be to God. Gotta not be ashamed of my Lord, and He don’t need me being a freak about His relationship with me either….but you know why illuminati fear REAL Christians’?….Imagine you build an underground chamber in “solid” rock, deep underground, and begin attacking God’s Children on Earth from the sanctuary of your shelter….and these little One’s begin to pray …for whatever they want from dear ol’ Dad! Yeah, let your silo be a tomb, and may the power and principalities that were survived in your tunnels of the very essence that was the sin hidden deep below within YOU, be buried as suredly as the mountain crushes the very life from your bodies!….yeah, I’d say real rotters want no part of an informed Church, or public for that matter; because we are ALL God’s Children till He says otherwise. And WE, not they, hold Eternal Power.
Ken Baugh
Satire site.
Eric Carter
Once this is out, Rubio can forget about any chance he ever had of getting back in the senate. He definitely lost the gay vote.
Daniel Omell
Mark Tim shared:·
I have to wonder when politicians say that God spoke to them and told them to run for office whose God spoke to them? Are these the type of people that God would speak to? Your god? How about your God? Are they really reflect the true essence of your gods holiness? If these men were walking the streets they would probably be labeled for having mental illness. Yep!… they’re allowed to go around spewing their hate on television and in newspapers and everywhere they go This is your godliness, these politicians are Godly? You’re god really?
Daniel Omell comments:
Well with just a quick peek at this introduction, and with Rubio actually making an announcement, a statement about himself….that is comparable, I suggest that to know if such a statement has ANY validity, view the content. The content of the words chosen and the message, is where we can begin to “compare notes” so to speak, with what the Word of God says on the condition being described and created by the speaker…..to claim God’s given one His approval, one had better not be talking smack-down on anyone so much as love. Buddy Republican politician (RUBIO)in an earlier post that Republitard….was talking outta his ass! did I digress? …anyway,…some (light whistling tune coming from my direction)…some of us have a clue. Thank you Jesus and Glory be to God. Gotta not be ashamed of my Lord, and He don’t need me being a freak about His relationship with me either….but you know why illuminati fear REAL Christians’?….Imagine you build an underground chamber in “solid” rock, deep underground, and begin attacking God’s Children on Earth from the sanctuary of your shelter….and these little One’s begin to pray …for whatever they want from dear ol’ Dad! Yeah, let your silo be a tomb, and may the power and principalities that were survived in your tunnels of the very essence that was the sin hidden deep below within YOU, be buried as suredly as the mountain crushes the very life from your bodies!….yeah, I’d say real rotters want no part of an informed Church, or public for that matter; because we are ALL God’s Children till He says otherwise. And WE, not they, hold Eternal Power.
Scott Carter Walsh
He should be careful about calling gay people “feminine looking.” Those pics of him at a gay club years ago dancing at a disco didn’t make him look very masculine. Just sayin’…
Michael H Hamilton
OMG Rubio….Drunk people in a nightclub…all armed with weapons at 2 am. What could possibly go wrong?? Does he even HEAR himself?
Michael H Hamilton
OMG Rubio….Drunk people in a nightclub…all armed with weapons at 2 am. What could possibly go wrong?? Does he even HEAR himself?
Doug Alder
What an arrogant little a–hole.
Luke LeBoeuf
For those of you who think this is a story of satyrical status… Then I will look it up in youtube to see if this story really is a story…!!!
Luke LeBoeuf
I could not find anything on this story about Rubio’s so called words… So this story is nothing but a story… A satire… A fake… Rubio never said anything like this at all…!!!
Ramona Young
Delusional!
Gaye McGill
Please – this article is satire. I can’t stand Rubio, but even he is not this stupid. Trump maybe.
Kim Regan
Please tie this man’s tubes so he can’t breed, and then place him in a mental institution.
Anita Stover Blackmon
God does allow things to happen because we as people have a free will to do what we choose right or wrong. He does not cause, or make things to happen
Ed Pascu
fucking Rubio he is as delusional as Obama.
Dana Renee Sabri
Yes, Insanity reigns
Luke LeBoeuf
For those of you who think this is a story of satyrical status… Then I will look it up in youtube to see if this story really is a story…!!!
Arlene Dorsch
I would like to hear the ENTIRE interview. Frankly, I DO NOT believe that Rubio said that!!! I’m sick of spin ON BOTH SIDES!!!
Arlene Dorsch
I would like to hear the ENTIRE interview. Frankly, I DO NOT believe that Rubio said that!!! I’m sick of spin ON BOTH SIDES!!!
Luke LeBoeuf
I could not find anything on this story about Rubio’s so called words… So this story is nothing but a story… A satire… A fake… Rubio never said anything like this at all…!!!
Mino Re
you have to press ‘view facts’. The rest is satire. Only the first paragraph is fact. Why not choose ‘hide facts’ to see everything in the article that’s NOT true. Everyone seems to be taking it seriously.
Mart Cicchino
This is a parody right??
Rex Mullen
Even if Rubio does run, why would anyone vote for him he has a problem showing up for work.
Rex Mullen
Even if Rubio does run, why would anyone vote for him he has a problem showing up for work.
Ed Pascu
fucking Rubio he is as delusional as Obama.
Dana Renee Sabri
Yes, Insanity reigns
Todd Brown
What a POS!
Eric Sisneros
Yes, Senator Rubio, because alcohol and firearms are such a great combination. What an idiot.
Eric Sisneros
Yes, Senator Rubio, because alcohol and firearms are such a great combination. What an idiot.
Chris Verduzco
What are these bible thumping crazy a$$ politicians smoking???? They should all be so ashamed of themselves and the agendas they use to get their 15 minutes of sick fame!!!
Attila Nagy
Come one people, enough of this god fantasy! When will humanity grow up and stop believing in fairy tales?! We must take responsibility for the way we conduct ourselves. We surely don’t need ignorant people in government making decisions for us!
Attila Nagy
Come one people, enough of this god fantasy! When will humanity grow up and stop believing in fairy tales?! We must take responsibility for the way we conduct ourselves. We surely don’t need ignorant people in government making decisions for us!
Karen Ferguson
this alone makes rubio unfit to be in public office…
Maria Rojas
Frankly, Rubio is plain stupid. Who wants to vote for this moron?
Karen Ferguson
this alone makes rubio unfit to be in public office…
Karen Roberts
Donald Trump makes more sense than this. I’d rather vote for The Donald. Go HOME RUBIO.
Kathy M Nawara
bad writting by the author:,Rubio , didn’t say that – hes said it was GOD’S will
Eric Brown
Yes someone in the club had an assault rifle to shoot back
Kathy M Nawara
bad writting by the author:,Rubio , didn’t say that – hes said it was GOD’S will
Eric Brown
Yes someone in the club had an assault rifle to shoot back
Craig Taylor
there were three off duty police who engadged the killer and did not stop him and they are trained for this and you think someone with no training would do better???
Loren Miller
Guys, this is a website full of LIES to fool you.
Loren Miller
Guys, this is a website full of LIES to fool you.
Michaela Stuckey
He must be on drugs…………………. or is he really that stupid? What a ignorant imbecile
Adrian M. Kleinbergen
Nonsense! If God had really been responsible for that, it would be to back Cruz, not that loser Rubio.
Adrian M. Kleinbergen
Nonsense! If God had really been responsible for that, it would be to back Cruz, not that loser Rubio.
Mariah Bryne
You really have to be a TOTAL IDIOT to believe this ,,,,, grow a brain people …..
Mariah Bryne
You really have to be a TOTAL IDIOT to believe this ,,,,, grow a brain people …..
Margita Green
Were is the ACTUAL VIDEO were he said this????????? Writing it does not make this Truth but some big fat Bullshit! Post the Link of the video were he said this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Otherwise this is slander!!!!!
Margita Green
Were is the ACTUAL VIDEO were he said this????????? Writing it does not make this Truth but some big fat Bullshit! Post the Link of the video were he said this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Otherwise this is slander!!!!!
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Tony Gentile
This guy is just plain nuts !!!!
Tony Gentile
This guy is just plain nuts !!!!
James Witt
ou worthless insignificant piss ant! Not only is everything “NOT ABOUT YOU”…but pretty much “NOTHING IS ABOUT YOU”!!!
James Witt
ou worthless insignificant piss ant! Not only is everything “NOT ABOUT YOU”…but pretty much “NOTHING IS ABOUT YOU”!!!
Owen Baker-Flynn
It was God’s will those people died, but it was Obama’s fault. okayyyy…
Owen Baker-Flynn
It was God’s will those people died, but it was Obama’s fault. okayyyy…
Christine Kessler
What a scary idiot!
Christine Kessler
What a scary idiot!
Daniel Ghiorso
OMG, I think I just read the most moronic thing possible. Rubio needs some serious help.
Ted Schofield
This scum sucking piece of shit, whore represents the lowest common demoninator in this shit fest GOP bullshit, ok, wrong, 2nd lowest as trump is lower than whaleshit. But to suggest, his god, would kill any human being, for the sake of some politacal lying ass politician is ludicrous…this is his face, his heart, speaking of it’s OK to kill like an ISIL scum , ignorance, no compassion, and I hope he realizes one day, what a total shit he is, and bites a bullet, self inflicted
Ted Schofield
This scum sucking piece of shit, whore represents the lowest common demoninator in this shit fest GOP bullshit, ok, wrong, 2nd lowest as trump is lower than whaleshit. But to suggest, his god, would kill any human being, for the sake of some politacal lying ass politician is ludicrous…this is his face, his heart, speaking of it’s OK to kill like an ISIL scum , ignorance, no compassion, and I hope he realizes one day, what a total shit he is, and bites a bullet, self inflicted
Ian Cameron
He doesnt need to run again. If he raises the potential for another run someone will convince him not to, in effect buying from him his opportunity to run again. This is bidding up the value of that purchase. Some government appointment maybe? I wouldnt take anything where you serve at the pleasure of the Florida governor–he very definitely has a limited shelf life.
Ian Cameron
He doesnt need to run again. If he raises the potential for another run someone will convince him not to, in effect buying from him his opportunity to run again. This is bidding up the value of that purchase. Some government appointment maybe? I wouldnt take anything where you serve at the pleasure of the Florida governor–he very definitely has a limited shelf life.
Susan Davis
Is there a video or audio of this entire conversation that goes along with this story? That is the proof I need to know if this story is truthful.
Susan Davis
Is there a video or audio of this entire conversation that goes along with this story? That is the proof I need to know if this story is truthful.
Frank W. Kooistra
senatae is that US slang for a lunatic asylum? if so he is right.
Ricky O'Neill
..the true reasonit was a homophobic attack on the gay comunity why is he been called a terrorist ..A trerorist would pick a much bigger target than a night club …regardless weather it was gay str8 or othersie..and they never act as a single unit they attack in pairs Bloody media ..and yes i am gay oh think about it ..the true reason is america wants to go back to war with the middle east (FACT)
Frank W. Kooistra
senatae is that US slang for a lunatic asylum? if so he is right.
Jeri Dilno
“Not to mention, gays always want to be traveling abroad, and they’re nuts about men in uniforms. So, that would definitely be a win-win situation,” Rubio said.” REALLY! MARIO?!
Jeri Dilno
“Not to mention, gays always want to be traveling abroad, and they’re nuts about men in uniforms. So, that would definitely be a win-win situation,” Rubio said.” REALLY! MARIO?!
Ricky O'Neill
..the true reasonit was a homophobic attack on the gay comunity why is he been called a terrorist ..A trerorist would pick a much bigger target than a night club …regardless weather it was gay str8 or othersie..and they never act as a single unit they attack in pairs Bloody media ..and yes i am gay oh think about it ..the true reason is america wants to go back to war with the middle east (FACT)
Walter Oliver Neal
It’s amazing how some people see the Truth staring them in the face, and construe it in such a way that makes them an even bigger enemy of it!!! But isn’t that what spawns of Satan are born to do?!!!
John Newmark
Only could a MIAMI person be this nuts
John Newmark
Only could a MIAMI person be this nuts
Carmine Bracale
This poor chump is so deep in the closet he smells of moth balls. Are we to forget his teen years, spent hustling drinks in gay bars???? Come out of that closet, Marchia, baby. As for anyone needing you in the Senate??? Yeah, Right like we need Adolf Drumpf in the Oval Office. Trying to figure out, at this point whether you are a RepubliCON ar a RepubliCunt. As for your ideas about a monstrous god who is so damned inefficient that he needs someone to kill gays to prove he exists, you can keek him/her/it. Just one more stupid Christ insane bogey man.
Bruce Sirota
Rubio is an embarrassment to Florida. Not enough guns. If only everyone had a gun no one would Suffer from gun violence? And how about his bigoted stereotype of gay men? They like to travel abroad and like men in uniform, so let’s send them to Syria! Not a joke to me! I vote in Florida now and will work to defeat this pig!
Nelson Robison
So a less than compassionate, jealous and vengeful god, wants the world to know that “he” wants Marco Rubio in the Senate. That’s nice but to kill 49 people in making “his will,” known to the voters of Florida, is not only wrong, but is completely unhinged and unethical. It’s immoral to think that any deity would murder 49 people and maim and injure hundreds more just so he can make his will known.
I would never espouse the worship of nor myself worship such an uncaring and compassionless deity, who could only make itself known by murdering someone let alone 49 killed and hundreds wounded.
Bruce Sirota
Rubio is an embarrassment to Florida. Not enough guns. If only everyone had a gun no one would Suffer from gun violence? And how about his bigoted stereotype of gay men? They like to travel abroad and like men in uniform, so let’s send them to Syria! Not a joke to me! I vote in Florida now and will work to defeat this pig!
Joe Bean
What a sick delusioal fuck
Joe Bean
What a sick delusioal fuck
Bruce Sirota
Xxxxxx
Bruce Sirota
Xxxxxx
Nelson Robison
So a less than compassionate, jealous and vengeful god, wants the world to know that “he” wants Marco Rubio in the Senate. That’s nice but to kill 49 people in making “his will,” known to the voters of Florida, is not only wrong, but is completely unhinged and unethical. It’s immoral to think that any deity would murder 49 people and maim and injure hundreds more just so he can make his will known.
I would never espouse the worship of nor myself worship such an uncaring and compassionless deity, who could only make itself known by murdering someone let alone 49 killed and hundreds wounded.
Chuck Geouge
There is simply way more ignorance in this article than I or probably anyone has time to address… Suffice to say, if Rubio knew anything about GOD, the Bible and his teachings, then he would know that GOD is not a vengeful GOD, he does not go around killing. Nor would he ever ask anyone to kill. Ignorance is not bliss, in this case, Ignorance is simply ignorance… And Rubio is extra ignorant.
Chuck Geouge
There is simply way more ignorance in this article than I or probably anyone has time to address… Suffice to say, if Rubio knew anything about GOD, the Bible and his teachings, then he would know that GOD is not a vengeful GOD, he does not go around killing. Nor would he ever ask anyone to kill. Ignorance is not bliss, in this case, Ignorance is simply ignorance… And Rubio is extra ignorant.
Eddie Bryan
VOTE BLUE!
Michael Ciaccia
WOW!! this human waste is really grasping at straws to try and redeem himself..
He has showed his true true colors more than once.. now GOD killed 50 people for.him?? This bitch is crazy..
Michael Ciaccia
WOW!! this human waste is really grasping at straws to try and redeem himself..
He has showed his true true colors more than once.. now GOD killed 50 people for.him?? This bitch is crazy..
Eddie Bryan
VOTE BLUE!
Sharyn Lee M
This article is propaganda…. I’m not a fan, but if you click on “show facts” it will highlight the first paragraph. This is false reporting and I am stunned by how many people have remarked on it, believing the story “quotes”. Another frightening fact about how people will believe anything, like Trumps fans.
Sharyn Lee M
This article is propaganda…. I’m not a fan, but if you click on “show facts” it will highlight the first paragraph. This is false reporting and I am stunned by how many people have remarked on it, believing the story “quotes”. Another frightening fact about how people will believe anything, like Trumps fans.
Lisa Chiodini
God is never the server of evil. This is Radical Islam and their beliefs. Radical Islam is NO DIFFERENT than Natzi German in the effect they want to genocide all that do not live for their Ideology. Never Again Should the World Tollerate this Crime against Humanity. War is on its Way…I was told this by a French Couple living in Paris…”we did it to our selves and we are going to have a war against the Muslims”. The smart countries are getting ready…England with the BREXIT and Trump with pulling out of the NATO…our Allies must do their share. Put your own Country First than reach out and help others. I just trained from South Bend Indiana to Chicago Illinois…a small hair like sliver of the USA and the extreme poverty and dilapidation with vast numbers of people is real. We Need Jobs and Manufacturing back! A country needs to allow industry to thrive. Stop bringing a million people into the USA with no job skills legally and than close your eyes to the 11 Million illegals in the country that by law are not allowed to work….watch our jobs leave and more enter…we are imploding! Help Americans so we can help others!
Lisa Chiodini
God is never the server of evil. This is Radical Islam and their beliefs. Radical Islam is NO DIFFERENT than Natzi German in the effect they want to genocide all that do not live for their Ideology. Never Again Should the World Tollerate this Crime against Humanity. War is on its Way…I was told this by a French Couple living in Paris…”we did it to our selves and we are going to have a war against the Muslims”. The smart countries are getting ready…England with the BREXIT and Trump with pulling out of the NATO…our Allies must do their share. Put your own Country First than reach out and help others. I just trained from South Bend Indiana to Chicago Illinois…a small hair like sliver of the USA and the extreme poverty and dilapidation with vast numbers of people is real. We Need Jobs and Manufacturing back! A country needs to allow industry to thrive. Stop bringing a million people into the USA with no job skills legally and than close your eyes to the 11 Million illegals in the country that by law are not allowed to work….watch our jobs leave and more enter…we are imploding! Help Americans so we can help others!
Stacey Kent
No one needs you marco, your ego needs you – this country doesn’t need anyone like you – we have enough asshats like you around….
Joyce Perkins
Perhaps instead of taking the word of the author and assuming that he has published his opinion / article using the proper context, it would be a good idea to hear the interview in full.
So much that is spewed by any media type takes what people say totally out of context.
It makes everyone sound like the devil incarnate.
Gabrielle Lenny Kotke
When ANYONE says “it was gods will” you should slap them immediately.Walking around while you’re asleep can be very dangerous…
Joyce Perkins
Perhaps instead of taking the word of the author and assuming that he has published his opinion / article using the proper context, it would be a good idea to hear the interview in full.
So much that is spewed by any media type takes what people say totally out of context.
It makes everyone sound like the devil incarnate.
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