NEW YORK — In preparation for a close election one of FOX News’s most extreme pundits and commentators, Sean Hannity, is hard at work constructing his narrative for a possible Obama reelection. There is no doubt that his coverage will be both “Fair and Balanced,” meaning that it will receive fair ratings and balanced time allotted to long winded speeches of America’s inevitable downfall and the horrifying effects of voter fraud, which are known to sway the election by a staggering .0000001%. If not for Fox News’s bold stance against these lying powers that cripple the “true America,” what other network would be brave enough to cover the real issues that plague this upcoming election.
In Hannity’s opinion a win for Obama would be a direct attack against the integrity of the Fox News network. As Hannity has often said, “The Obama administration has long been conducting a witch hunt against the only truth tellers in the media,” which is to say, Fox News. As everyone knows, Fox News does not broadcast for the money, but simply tries to create a better America for the children. The fact that Rupert Murdoch owns nearly 30% of the media and makes over $3 billion a year is just a necessary part of saving the American people. Murdoch could have just grabbed an institutionalized maniac, but today’s Fox News network only hires the highest quality insane people, individuals who have long standing experience in the punditry industry and are willing to write “I will say anything you tell me to” on their CVs.
Hannity’s reaction will be a much-needed shot of reality, making straight this maze of political lies. Hannity stays true to Fox News’s simple and ethical business strategy: fear sells. So if Obama wins this year’s election and Americans choose to watch Sean Hannity’s coverage in the apocalyptic aftermath, then they may want to pop a few Xanax to get you through the show.