22 Sexy Ways to Avoid a Drone Strike

Are you wondering about the best way to avoid getting killed by an MQ-9 Reaper drone with laser-guided munitions while also pleasing your man? Al-Qaeda’s nifty guide provided some pointers, but it wasn’t exactly romance-friendly. Here are some tips about how to stay alive while keeping your relationship hot. 1. Buy your boyfriend a Russian “sky-grabber” device to infiltrate drone frequencies. Then…