Hosts Worried Hiring Allen West May Damage Fox News’ Credibility

NEW YORK — Fox News hosts today openly lamented the network’s hiring of one-term Congressman and tea party favorite Allen West to be an on-air contributor, expressing concerns that it endangered the network’s reputation as a source for “fair and balanced” news and information. “Quite frankly, I don’t see how this does anything but allow people to question our integrity,” said Fox…

Allen West Excited to Take Insane Ranting to Private Sector

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida Congressman Allen West has had a difficult time finding employment after losing a hotly-contested congressional race earlier this month. But the former marine says he’s excited to try out his trademark brand of reckless conservatism in the public sector. According to network insiders, Comedy Central considered approaching West for a pilot, but the network could not determine…