New Finding Says Americans are Entitled to Civil Rights, ‘If the Majority Feels Like it’

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WASHINGTON — According to a little known codicil recently uncovered by Constitutional scholars, the Bill of Rights actually states that ‘all individuals are entitled to the unalienable rights of Life, Liberty & the Pursuit of Happiness…if the majority of Americans feel like bestowing these attributes upon them.’ The heretofore undiscovered passage was drafted on an original copy of the Bill of Rights…

Republicans and Democrats Unite Against Privacy, Extend FISA to 2017

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WASHINGTON – After spending the majority of December in fierce opposition over the fiscal cliff, Democrats and Republicans have finally found an issue to unite behind: the federal government’s continued right to spy on Americans. On Friday, senators voted overwhelmingly to extend the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA), which was expanded by the Bush administration in 2008 to allow for the warrantless…