Ann Coulter argued that her plan to arrest and hopefully deport soccer fans would solve many of America’s woes.
“You are like a liberal making a silly argument!” she exclaimed. “It’s a straw man argument. Nobody cares!”
NEW YORK — Newslo, the first purely democratic source for breaking news, is formally at war with dictatorial and monopolizing newsgroup, The Onion. In a statement from Roger Arkin, Press Secretary for Newslo, the site announced a preemptive strike on The Onion after Newslo’s intelligence department discovered The Onion’s plan for an attempted Internet takeover. Arkin explained that The Onion has “slowly,…