“Chris would have stopped the trains for the kitties,” said Christine Quinn’s campaign. “This is because our candidate supports all New York kittizens, as well as their right to choose.”
Anthony Weiner making it easy……
Weiner also asks, “Anybody here from Guyana? Anybody here from Staten Island?” before holding his arms open.
Scandal-plagued New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner has refused to respond to rumors that a recently deleted profile on the popular hook-up app Tinder belongs to him.
“We’re going to rise to new heights, we’re going to rub out the competition, and we’re just going to plain bend over anyone who stands in the way of victory,” said Mark Kowalski, a supporter of Weiner’s massive campaign.
Weiner even stated, “It doesn’t look like me if you squint” before settling on the current stance that he is thankful for the continued support at home of his “loving bike of three years.”
NEW YORK — Former congressman and one-time New York City mayoral favorite Anthony Weiner, who resigned from office after tweeting photos of his bulging underwear to women not his wife, is reportedly considering returning to electoral politics and being the butt of a million dick jokes. The surprise announcement came just a couple of weeks after photos of actor John Hamm’s prominent…