Mali Terrorist Franchise Loses Al-Qaeda Franchisee Status After Failing to Meet Obligations

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BAMAKO, Mali — Former Al-Qaeda franchisee Al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb (AQIM) has been officially disenfranchised by Al-Qaeda central for failing to meet certain basic franchisee obligations. The local Saharan terrorist cell had established itself as an important player in the Islamic Maghreb, the Mali-based branch of Al-Qaeda that has been developing alarmingly quickly of late. According to sources, the group was…

Ayman al-Zawahiri’s Travel Blog

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After realizing I wasn’t getting any respect as the leader of the world’s greatest terrorist organization, I decided to push my luck and go on vacation. Since half the world forgot about me and the other half has no clue who I am, I was able to travel freely without any complications. Here’s how my three-day excursion went. DAY 1: Pakistan I…