Michele Bachmann Announces Retirement, Says Entire Political Career was Satirical Performance Art

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WASHINGTON – Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN), the most outspoken congressional member of the Tea Party, announced yesterday that she will not run for reelection in 2014, and confessed that her entire political career—stretching back to her days in the Minnesota State Senate—has been an elaborate piece of “satirical performance art.” Bachmann explained that she’s spent the last twelve years testing the limits…

Michele Bachmann’s Top 15 One-Liners

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1.  “Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” -Rep. Michele Bachmann, April, 2009 2. “But we also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States.” 3. ”This cannot pass. What we have…