Bachmann Wants to Stop Obama from Experimenting on Refugee Children
“They are testing beauty products on them, injecting them with unstable vaccines for study, even sewing them together. In America!”
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#NNTS: You Won’t Believe Michele Bachmann’s Theory on Why America is No Longer Recognizable
“The American people better wake up quick because we are living in a country we no longer recognize.”
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Bachmann Claims She Was Pressured Into Lesbian Relationship
“A true democracy would let people openly discriminate against gay people if they want to, not force them into sexual relationships they neither want nor fully understand.”
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Bachmann, GOP Pledge to Continue Hurting Americans Until Obamacare Repealed
“But last I looked, Obamacare is still a law. So more Americans must be hurt. And hurt badly.”
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#NNTS: Bachmann: Obama funding Al-Qaeda proves ‘we are in God’s End Times’
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) falsely claimed over the weekend that President Barack Obama was “paying to give arms to terrorists including Al-Qaeda,” which she warned was a signed that “we are in God’s End Times.”
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Michele Bachmann Says God Used Earthquake to ‘Shake Up’ Pakistan
“I think, when you look at everything that’s going on over there, you have to give God credit for the earthquake. Something had to shake up these people, this region, and it was an act of God. Not global warming, or some unexplained natural event, but God.”
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#NNTS: Bachmann: Republicans can beat Hillary Clinton ‘if we cry out to God’
“We don’t have a very good technology to win elections,” Bachmann told Markell.
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Bachmann, King, and Gohmert Admit They Have No Idea What’s Going On
King finished the press conference by wishing the Egyptian people well. “My colleagues and I sincerely hope that your president, Nelson Mandela, gets better,” he said. “I’ll never forget when he knocked out George Foreman in the Rumble in the Jungle.”
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#NoNeedToSatirize: Bachmann urges ‘spanking’ for Obama to take away his ‘magic wand’
She added that the president’s “magic wand” is so troublesome that someone needs to give him “a spanking” and “take it out of his hand.”
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Palin, Bachmann Announce New Reality Show, ‘Riding Lady Liberty’
ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Former Vice Presidential candidate and human caricature of misinformation Sarah Palin has confirmed the completion of a new reality show in which she travels across the heart…
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