Banks Refuse to Take Porn Stars’ Money; Drug Lords OK

Porn Stars Money

BY THE SIDE OF A BACKYARD POOL SOMEWHERE IN SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, Calif. — Adult Film Star Chanel Preston today said that City National Bank in Los Angeles, often called the “bank to the stars”, refused to accept her legally-earned despoits due to “compliance issues.” When asked which compliance rules Preston was guilty of ignoring, a spokesman for the bank replied, “The bit…