DAMASCUS — After an Israeli airstrike in Syria hit a truck allegedly carrying weapons for Hezbollah earlier this week, Syrian Ambassador to Lebanon Ali Abdul Karim Ali revealed that the Muslim world was “honestly not too crazy about the Jews right now.” Adding, “and that’s saying something – because we’re not particularly thrilled about their existence on a good day.” “We were…
NEW YORK — Well, all in all I would say that was a successful trip. One never knows what to expect from a jaunt to New York City, the land of hot dogs, homelessness, and homosexuals — Forgive me. My advisor is whispering into my ear, telling me that the gaunt figure in the potato sack-looking garb was not a homeless person…
TEHRAN, IRAN — Greetings from Tehran! No, this isn’t a bearded Jake Gyllenhaal in his newest role. It is I, Mahmoud, live and in the flesh in my private bunker. Fear not: I have not taken to the bunker because I am in danger. I merely thought I saw a Jew, so I took refuge. As your people continue to tighten your…
