Pissed Connections: Getting Paid vs. Getting Laid

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Dear Pissed Connections, Hi! I wrote to you before. Hot and Horny? Do you remember? I couldn’t get my boyfriend to have sex me? It was a whole thing? Anyway, wanted you to know your advice was excellent and the situation has been sorted out. We’ve gotten down and dirty several times now. I’m writing to you because yet another problem has…

Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections

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Dear Pissed Connections, I’m a 26-year-old male and still live at home with my parents. It’s a pretty great gig considering my mom does my laundry, cooks me dinner and arranges my dentist appointments, but it doesn’t exactly make me a “babe magnet.” I don’t want to lie to the girls I’m seeing, but whenever I mention my living situation on a…

Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections

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Dear Pissed Connections, I’m 24 and I’ve been dating this great guy for about 4 weeks. We recently decided to become “exclusive” boyfriend and girlfriend. Everything between us is great: the conversation, the chemistry, our taste for the same cat memes. The only problem is, we haven’t had sex yet. At first I thought he was a traditional guy and just wanted…

Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections

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Dear Pissed Connections, I was humping this chick on and off for about 5 months, and things ended between us 2 months ago. We haven’t really been talking much since the “break-up” and I’ve recently starting boning someone new. But, when I realized her 29th birthday was coming up last week, and heard she didn’t have any plans, I decided to take…