Pontiff-Palooza Final Four Predictions!

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Africa: Cardinal Peter Turkson (Ghana) After fending off a surprising run by an unnamed African Woman, Cardinal Turkson emerged with the upper hand in the token African bracket. Because come on, a Pope from Africa? Really? That would have most of the Erasmus’s rolling over in their graves. Americas: Archbishop Odilo Pedro Scherer (Brazil) Archbishop Scherer is just the sort of outsider…