Pissed Connections: Getting Paid vs. Getting Laid

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Dear Pissed Connections, Hi! I wrote to you before. Hot and Horny? Do you remember? I couldn’t get my boyfriend to have sex me? It was a whole thing? Anyway, wanted you to know your advice was excellent and the situation has been sorted out. We’ve gotten down and dirty several times now. I’m writing to you because yet another problem has…

Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections

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Dear Pissed Connections, I’ve been single all of 2012 and my New Year’s resolution is to get a boyfriend. I don’t have a problem meeting guys or anything — I meet plenty of eligible bachelors at bars, wine tastings and AA meetings. The problem I do have is that I’m terrible at managing my time. Whenever I coordinate a date with someone…

Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections

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Dear Pissed Connections, My girlfriend and I have been seeing each other just over a year. Recently she went out to a bar for her friend Amy’s birthday and came back to my place pretty wasted. (Fortunately I benefited from this with some steamy drunk sex). But the next morning, she told me she had hooked up with some chick at the…

Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections

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Dear Pissed Connections, I’m 24 and I’ve been dating this great guy for about 4 weeks. We recently decided to become “exclusive” boyfriend and girlfriend. Everything between us is great: the conversation, the chemistry, our taste for the same cat memes. The only problem is, we haven’t had sex yet. At first I thought he was a traditional guy and just wanted…