Brutally Honest Horoscopes: Worst Dressed Nominee
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: You’re on your own this week, because your guardian, Mars, is in the House of Pancakes. Love: That girl you’ll meet online? That girl…
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Brutally Honest Horoscopes: Bitch, I Don’t Know Your Life!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: The Sagittarius moon is occupying your house, but that’s still not a reason to keep living at your parent’s. Love: You don’t have a…
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Brutally Honest Horoscopes: Suck It Up, Buttercup
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: Mars is straight up messin’ with you, bro. Love: Don’t fall asleep during sex unless you’re playing “Doctor and Narcoleptic.” Career: People still won’t…
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Brutally Honest Horoscopes- This Ain’t Your Daddy’s Horoscope
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: Mars is right outside your house, ringing your door and leaving a bag of flaming poo. Love: “Just drinks” is not a precursor to “baby…
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Brutally Honest Horoscopes
Brutally Honest Horoscopes Mama like SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: Saturn is in the realm of Pluto and it’s bordering on stalking. Love: Dating an older woman makes you sophisticated. Dating…
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Brutally Honest Horoscopes
Brutally Honest Horoscopes Hold On to Your Hat SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: Mars challenges Venus in your house this week… to a game of Twister! Love: You’re less “Match.com”…
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Brutally Honest Horoscopes
Horoscopes You know what you do SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: Dig deep to find what past experiences are holding you back. Once you do, quickly bury them in your…
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Brutally Honest Horoscopes
Brutally Honest Horoscopes Brace Yourself SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This year: This is the year you stick to your resolutions! Because you didn’t make any! Love: February is not your love…
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Brutally Honest Horoscopes
Holiday Horoscopes Bah, Humbug SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: This week, you will be reminded of Christmases past and, unfortunately, something your uncle called “elf love”. Love: Just because…
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Newslo Brutally Honest Horoscopes
Horoscopes You know who you are. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: The Sun is sleeping in your life cycle; stick its hand in warm water so it pees on…
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Newslo’s Brutally Honest Horoscopes
Horoscopes You know who you are. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: This week, the moon is in the house of Leo. Doing it Aries style. Bom chicka bom bom. …
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Newslo’s Brutally Honest Horoscopes
Horoscopes You know who you are. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: The moon is really messing with you at the beginning of the week; it’s best not to venture…
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