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Horoscopes You know who you are. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: The Sun is sleeping in your life cycle; stick its hand in warm water so it pees on itself. Love: You won’t impress a girl when you tell her your contribution to world hunger is “tube steak.” Career: You will never be “the man.” You will always be “the asshole.”…