Which is all the more reason to reignite that old rivalry! Once America invades, the whole world will finally pay attention to the Vietnamese again, which I’m sure they’ll love. They’ll practically greet us as liberators, I’ll bet.
“He approves of torture, he attacks sovereign nations with drones indiscriminately, and he routinely ignores the Constitution. He could probably shoot one of his friends in the face and get away scot-free.”
So what does Cheney think about the torture practiced under his watch? “I was a big supporter of waterboarding,” he told ABC after leaving office. “I was a big supporter of the enhanced interrogation techniques.”
“The vice president came running to the barn, shotgun still in hand and smelling of gunpowder,” Williams told first responders whom he summoned to care for the injured Cheney sisters.