“A word of advice to SEC employees: If you want a place to fish, I know a great spot under the George Washington Bridge. It’s quiet, has access to a river, and best of all, it has no witnesses in sight.”
Kelly then replied, “If that doesn’t do it, Chris knows a guy from back in the day. Know anyone who wants to be Mayor of Fort Lee? There may be an opening soon.”
The grassroots network of likeminded individuals, all of whom simply cannot stomach the notion of Christie occupying the White House, offers numerous reasons to support their cause.
“Instead,” Roberts continued, “we’ll send the governor’s paunch to D.C., where it’ll be a perfect representative for the great and overweight state of New Jersey.”
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