Chris Christie: “Women’s Viagra Pill Will Only Increase Lesbianism”
“The men of today already have enough trouble satisfying women as it is”
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Chris Christie Says Democrats Are Crazy: “They’re Planning A Black Gay Presidential Candidate For 2024”
Christie has yet again managed to divide the American public with his comments
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Gov. Christie Closes Port Authority to Retaliate Against SEC Investigators
“A word of advice to SEC employees: If you want a place to fish, I know a great spot under the George Washington Bridge. It’s quiet, has access to a river, and best of all, it has no witnesses in sight.”
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Report: Christie’s Parents Assure N.J. Governor is a ‘Good Boy’
“Our baby boy loves his home state,” claimed Christie’s mother, “almost as much as he loves Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina, and Nevada.”
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Chris Christie Ordered Hit on New Jersey Mayor
Kelly then replied, “If that doesn’t do it, Chris knows a guy from back in the day. Know anyone who wants to be Mayor of Fort Lee? There may be an opening soon.”
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Tea Party Republicans Form New Super PAC, ‘Unready for Christie’
The grassroots network of likeminded individuals, all of whom simply cannot stomach the notion of Christie occupying the White House, offers numerous reasons to support their cause.
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Chris Christie’s Excess Fat to Run for Lautenberg Senate Seat
“Instead,” Roberts continued, “we’ll send the governor’s paunch to D.C., where it’ll be a perfect representative for the great and overweight state of New Jersey.”
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Gov Christie Goes The Extra Mile, Donates His Pants to Create Tents for Families in Need
SEASIDE, N.J. — From the wreckage of Hurricane Sandy, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has arisen as a heroic leader, receiving praise and gratitude from Democrats and Republicans alike. Governor…
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Chris Christie: “The Conclusion of ‘Jersey Shore’ Marks the Return of Our State’s Integrity”
NEWARK, N.J. — Yesterday, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie delivered a brief speech to the press declaring that the conclusion of MTV’s hit television program “Jersey Shore” would restore the…
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Wall St. To Democrats: “Stop Treating Me Like Your Sidepiece”
NEW YORK — Leaked late-night text messages from Wall St. to the Democratic National Committee have revealed Wall St.’s growing discontent towards liberals’ treatment of the financial community as an…
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