Jews Reignite War on Christmas with Terrible Golem

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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Members of the Jewish community came together this morning to announce a renewal of the annual War on Christmas, this time summoning a terrible Golem – the fabled creature of Talmudic lore – to help them achieve their destruction of the Christian lifestyle. Historically, the Golem has been created as a protector of the Jewish people. However, Rabbi Benjamin…