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Democrats Strike Back, Vote To Officially Rename CIA To TIA

“Instead of being constantly called out and scorned, maybe the new name will contribute to the agency being hired by foreign countries who wish to improve their own, antiquated torture techniques”

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Obama brags about his secret service boys

“Someone has clearly set their sights on this agency and I won’t stand by and watch their name being dragged through the dirt”

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4 Adorable CIA Tweets That Totally Make Up for the Times They Overthrew Foreign Governments

We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our CIA list.

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C.I.A. Learning Why Everyone Hates AT&T

“But one theme has popped up over and over again: frustration with AT&T’s spotty coverage, subpar data download speed, and a pretty crappy text message plan.”

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CIA Farms Out Drones for Contract Work

QUANTICO, Va. — In an effort to make up for its sequester-related budgetary shortfalls, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has announced it has authorized elements of its unmanned drone-warfare program…

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Playboy Yet To Offer Petraeus Million Dollar Exclusive Spread

WASHINGTON — In the wake of an infidelity scandal that has rocked the nation and marred the start of President Obama’s second term in office, former United States General and…

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Politics

America Excited For Return to Golden Age of Overthrowing Middle-Eastern Democracies

WASHINGTON–The Arab Spring germinated the seeds of democracy in nations like Egypt, Libya, and Syria. Decades of totalitarian repression have proven too much for freedom-loving peoples in the Middle East…

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Politics

CIA Resorts to Stealing Citizens’ Identities After Budget Cuts

LANGLEY, Va. — According to an anonymous whistle-blower within the CIA, after the passage of last month’s defense department budget cuts, the agency has resorted to identity theft to fund…

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Politics

Obama, Romney Juicing the Stats on Unemployment

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The fragile state of the American economy continues to be a focal point in this year’s electoral landscape. With a series of less than stellar job-growth reports…

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