“This gravy train hasn’t let me down yet,” said Inhofe. “Like my steadfast belief that only God can change the climate, I have complete faith in the illiteracy of the American people.”
Among the sweeping powers bestowed upon the new task force is the right to indefinitely detain anyone suspected of being a climate change denier, or anyone suspected of aiding and abetting climate change denial.
Hurricane Michele Bachmann coming to a town near you…
Instant polling suggests that Americans largely approve of the president’s new Sit on Our Asses and Let the Planet Boil initiative, with over 70% of respondents admitting that they “always planned on just sitting on [their] ass anyway.”
by Joe Oliver, Canadian Natural Resource Minister I’m so sick of hearing about climate change and how humans are responsible for it. We get it already! Geez. Get off my back. Yeah, the White House’s delayed approval of the Keystone XL pipeline, and the European Union’s move to classify Canada’s tar sands oil as “highly polluting” irks me. It really does. But…
WASHINTON — The level of alarm over climate change in the U.S. atmosphere has passed a milestone, scientists reported Sunday, reaching a concentration not seen in the country for years. Scientific instruments showed that concern had reached an average daily level of “Maybe Global Warming Isn’t Bullshit After All,” up from “The Weather Has Been Weird Lately, What’s That All About?” Scientists…