CNN Declares: ‘We’re Journalists Again!’

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NEW YORK — After days spent covering the Carnival cruise ship that was left without power, and erroneously claiming that authorities had apprehended the suspects responsible for the Boston Marathon attack when no such arrest had been made, CNN is formally giving journalism another chance. Last week alone, CNN gained exclusives that were not only compelling, but also startlingly accurate. Last Tuesday, anchor…

CNN Hires Janitors, Cafeteria Staff and Other Major Players Away from Fox News

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ATLANTA – CNN is raiding Fox News of all their major players, on-air and off. Everyone from the network’s on-air personalities to part-time janitors and cafeteria staff are being recruited by CNN. Long time contributor Dick Morris’ contract was not renewed by Fox News and Wednesday night he appeared on CNN’s “Piers Morgan Tonight.” In November, Morris famously predicted Mitt Romney would…