A Travis County board of optometrists found that, while the Republican governor’s political maneuverings may have been extremely shortsighted, his vision is at least 20-20, if not 20-16.
“Yes, but at least we know what happened to that one. Also, and I cannot stress this enough, CNN isn’t giving the Hindenburg 24-hour coverage anymore.”
“Which is one reason why we’re putting him on a raft and sending him out to sea.”
I know, I know. You’ve seen the headlines. You know I’m in a bit of a pickle over here.
He reminds viewers to “Check local listings for airtimes of upcoming specials. Or, better yet, don’t look it up. Just trust us.”
“CNN Special Report: We’re Fuc*ed,” aired in primetime last night, a slot chosen to “spread the message far and wide,” according to Jeff Zucker, president of CNN Worldwide.
“You don’t have to hate someone to see their skin is the wrong color and to then take steps to round them up at gunpoint and kick them out of the country,” he said. “You just need to view them as less than human.”
“Reliable Sources” will be replaced with “I Think I Read Something on Twitter…,” Candy Crowley will host “Schizophrenic States,” and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” will cohost “The Situation Room” with Blitzer.