Coca-Cola to Begin Putting Cocaine in Drinks to Fight Obesity

ATLANTA — Just days after rolling out a new anti-obesity media campaign, Coca-Cola Co. has announced the next step in their fight against obesity: starting this spring, Coca-Cola will return to putting cocaine in all of its soft drinks. Coca-Cola is already running two-minute spots during television’s highest rated shows and plans on running three 30-second spots during the Super Bowl. The…