Nation Shocked Members of Congress are Still Employed

WASHINGTON – With the fiscal cliff debacle, consistent bi-partisan stalemates, and the overall inability to complete a task, Americans are appalled that these idiots in Congress are still employed. “If I came into my janitorial job at the elementary school and didn’t mop up the vomit, I would be canned,” said Ryan Martin of Fort Worth, Texas. “These guys get to take…