“He knows better than most that homosexuals are plotting to destroy marriage all the time, and so he’s got to put in a really good showing in the bedroom, just to keep God’s will going.”
“If I wasn’t a member of Congress, no one would pay attention to this at all. Even with the dead hooker.”
Dear Constituents, I am writing to you today not as a politician, not as an elected representative, not as a public figure, but as your neighbor, friend, and co-worker. As we all know, the government is really starting to crack down on insider trading within Congress, so there is really no point of me being a congressman anymore. It is actually much…