GOP Unveils New Minority Outreach Spokesman, CPAC Shakur

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WASHINGTON — In the wake of this month’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), Republican leaders today excitedly introduced to a collection of GOP lawmakers CPAC Shakur, a right-wing ‘rapper of color’ with ‘street-cred’ who will serve as the GOP’s ambassador to African-American youths. “With Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal and Marco Rubio in the fold, we are changing the face of the Republican…

Organizers Hope “Severely Conservative” Romney Shows Up to CPAC

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WASHINGTON — With the 2013 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) fast approaching, event organizers are anxiously hoping that the correct version of former Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney shows up to speak at their event. “I’d be lying if I said we weren’t nervous,” said CPAC spokesperson Laura Rigas. “Last year, we got the Severely Conservative Romney, which was great. I think…