Playboy Yet To Offer Petraeus Million Dollar Exclusive Spread

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WASHINGTON — In the wake of an infidelity scandal that has rocked the nation and marred the start of President Obama’s second term in office, former United States General and CIA Director David Petraeus acknowledged today that he has yet to receive the widely anticipated proposal from the nation’s top-selling gentleman’s magazine. “Frankly, yes, I’m very surprised,” admitted Peyton Bennett, longtime assistant…

America Excited For Return to Golden Age of Overthrowing Middle-Eastern Democracies

WASHINGTON–The Arab Spring germinated the seeds of democracy in nations like Egypt, Libya, and Syria. Decades of totalitarian repression have proven too much for freedom-loving peoples in the Middle East and Northern Africa to tolerate, and with the help of social media, they have thrown off the bonds of despotism. Many of these peoples’ uprisings have gained support from American politicians who…