“Sometimes the old-timers really do know best. Who needs all these fancy drugs when you can build a perfectly good guillotine with a little hard work and a 20-minute trip to Home Depot?”
SAFWAH, Saudi Arabia– Saudi housewife Taja Al-Kazaz will be publicly executed in Deera Square following allegations that the suburban homemaker added too much pepper to a particular bowl of hummus. As a result, the pita dip her husband and six children were supposed to enjoy as an appetizer last Friday was ruined. By the end of the 48-second trial Al-Kazaz was found…