Michael Bay Chosen to Direct Next North Korean Propaganda Film

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LOS ANGELES — Hollywood director Michael Bay has been chosen by the North Korean government to oversee the production of its next major propaganda film. Bay—who has directed some of the largest-grossing movies in recent history but receives scant critical praise—accepted the job despite the project’s likely anti-American content. “You think I care about the message?” Bay said when asked if he…

Dennis Rodman-Kim Jong-un Friendship Based on Mutual Love of Denying Reality

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WASHINGTON — Following his high-profile visit with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, Dennis Rodman has confirmed that the two men have founded a caring, platonic relationship based on disregarding what most would agree constitutes reality. Rodman, who followed up playing on the Chicago Bulls with Michael Jordan by wearing a bridal gown, attended a Harlem Globetrotters game in North Korea with Kim.…