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Dick Cheney: Here’s Some Other Wars We Could Restart

Which is all the more reason to reignite that old rivalry! Once America invades, the whole world will finally pay attention to the Vietnamese again, which I’m sure they’ll love. They’ll practically greet us as liberators, I’ll bet.

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Dick Cheney Accuses Barack Obama of Acting Like Dick Cheney

"He approves of torture, he attacks sovereign nations with drones indiscriminately, and he routinely ignores the Constitution. He could probably shoot one of his friends in the face and get away scot-free.”

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#NNTS: Hypocrite in Chief: Cheney Calls for Military Action against Putin for Breaking Treaties

So what does Cheney think about the torture practiced under his watch? “I was a big supporter of waterboarding,” he told ABC after leaving office. “I was a big supporter of the enhanced interrogation techniques.”

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Another Cheney Set to Destroy Republican Party for Personal Gain

Attempts to speak with Ms. Cheney for this story were unsuccessful. Attempts to speak with former Vice President Dick Cheney were unadvised.

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Zombie Dick Cheney Target Practice Dummy Accused of Being Too Realistic

POWAY, Calif. – Zombie Industries, a company that gained notoriety last week for displaying a target practice dummy closely resembling President Barack Obama at their NRA convention booth, is under fire yet again.…

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Dick Cheney Celebrates Opening of the Dick Cheney Presidential Library

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — Just days after the public opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library in Dallas, Dick Cheney and a cadre of close advisors celebrated the opening of the…

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Study Concludes U.S. Engaged in Torture, Pugs Adorable, Rain Wet

WASHINGTON — A nonpartisan study by The Constitution Project, a nonpartisan think tank in Washington, has concluded that following the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, the United States practiced torture.…

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The World According to Dick Cheney’s Old Heart

Like many of you, I was looking forward to The World According to Dick Cheney when it premiered on Friday night. In fact, I even celebrated by fixing myself a…

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Dick Cheney Excited to Celebrate Razorblade and Apple Day

JACKSON, Wyo. — Those children daring enough to climb the twisted staircase leading up to Dick Cheney’s gothic stone castle will be sorely disappointed. Do not let the gothic mansion…

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Obama Invites Cheney Over to “Play With Bush’s Toys”

WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Dick Cheney paid a visit to the White House on Wednesday afternoon for what was originally believed to be a meeting concerning the decommissioning of…

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Congress Decides “Death Quota” for Mass Shootings Must Be Filled Before Gun Control Reform Passes

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a summer of tragic and disturbing domestic mass shootings, a bipartisan effort on Capitol Hill has led to the announcement that Congress will not act immediately on…

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