Americans are spending all of their hard-earned money on Obama’s health insurance
“I cannot believe that a handful of Muslim rebels wearing bandanas and sandals are managing to beat back the single most powerful military power on the planet”
“You can’t spell ‘diploma’ without ‘Donald Trump,’ ” explained the real estate mogul. “Not the diploma I’m selling, anyway.”
“The way President Obama runs down the stairs of Air Force 1, hopping & bobbing all the way, is so inelegant and un-presidential,” tweeted Trump. “Do not fall!”
Media critics suggest that Trump’s move owes more to shifting demographics, as his reality show, “The Apprentice,” may soon find itself broadcast exclusively on the niche Bravo network.
“I always do things big, and this baby is gonna be the biggest show in the history of television!”
NEW YORK — Donald Trump is preparing for the end of the 2012 presidential election by getting involved in more local races. The mastermind behind “The Apprentice” and innovator in the field of naming things after oneself has taken a keen interest in the 8th grade treasurer race at Green Belt Junior High in Delaware. Trump has accused honor role student and…