Baby Cured of HIV Shows Condoms No Longer Necessary, Say Christians and Frat Boys

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind.  — In a joint statement released today, an unlikely pairing of institutions—the Catholic Church and the North American Interfraternity Association—argued that, because doctors have cured a baby born with HIV, condoms are now unnecessary and a “total waste of our precious latex resources.” The statement aimed to convince Americans that “condoms are a thing of the past, like disco or…