WASHINGTON — A large scale drone strike is headed for the nation’s capital this Sunday. Mandated by the Unmanned Aerial Vehicle Union (UAVU), the industrial action will see thousands of member drones converge over the Washington memorial and then fly over the Capitol building and the White House in a peaceful protest aimed at drawing attention to what they are calling unfair…
Are you wondering about the best way to avoid getting killed by an MQ-9 Reaper drone with laser-guided munitions while also pleasing your man? Al-Qaeda’s nifty guide provided some pointers, but it wasn’t exactly romance-friendly. Here are some tips about how to stay alive while keeping your relationship hot. 1. Buy your boyfriend a Russian “sky-grabber” device to infiltrate drone frequencies. Then…
