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CIA Pays Tribute to Sandy Hook Victims by ‘Accidentally’ Killing 15 Yemeni Civilians

“We have our own way of dealing with grief around here,” said a senior intelligence official who authorized the strike. “We like to remember one senseless massacre with another.”

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Drone Delivers Healthcare to Yemen Terrorists in Latest Obamacare Gaffe

“It was like, one moment it’s just a normal day, and the next, completed signup forms are raining down from the sky and a whole building is enrolled in the president’s health care plan.”

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Drones Turn Against Obama, Seen Circling over White House

WASHINGTON — A group of unmanned Predator Drones was spotted ominously circling high over the White House yesterday. According to experts, the drones may be planning strikes against the president…

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World and Current Events, As Viewed by a New York Post Journalist

Thank you for having me here today. I appreciate all of you the same way I appreciate working with and around deadlines. In this hectic day and age, it’s good…

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Politics

Obama Pledges to Increase Drone Transparency, Destructive Capabilities

WASHINGTON — Stating that his words have been taken out of context by the media, President Obama has clarified that he intends to increase transparency surrounding drone strikes, making the…

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Blogs

22 Sexy Ways to Avoid a Drone Strike

Are you wondering about the best way to avoid getting killed by an MQ-9 Reaper drone with laser-guided munitions while also pleasing your man? Al-Qaeda’s nifty guide provided some pointers,…

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Politics

Drone Strike Accidentally Kills Al Qaeda Leader

LANGLEY, Va. — U.S. officials are shocked that a recent drone strike actually killed its intended target, Al Qaeda’s deputy leader, Abu Yahya al-libi. “I don’t know what happened,” said…

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