“Imagine what would happen if we were to let our guard down in such a perilous time”

“Imagine what would happen if we were to let our guard down in such a perilous time”
“We should put Wendy Davis’ vagina in charge of the Ebola outbreak,”
“But Ebola is really scary, so we hope everyone else will wrap it up and quit making babies for a while.”
At press time, Blindo reportedly kicked himself repeatedly for failing to purchase his favorite cereal before he commenced his three-week period of isolation at home.