DCObama States That Ebola Response, Like Hiroshima Bombing, Must Be Based On Facts, Not FearOctober 27, 2014NewsLoOne comment βImagine what would happen if we were to let our guard down in such a perilous timeβView Post Share
View Post2 min PoliticsRepublican Calls For Bombing Dallas to Stop Ebola SpreadOctober 7, 2014NewsLoOne commentβWe should put Wendy Davisβ vagina in charge of the Ebola outbreak,βView Post Share
View Post2 min Today's HeadlinesWorldChristian Groups Finally Support Condoms for Africa After Ebola Outbreak Traced to InfantAugust 10, 2014NewsLoOne commentβBut Ebola is really scary, so we hope everyone else will wrap it up and quit making babies for a while.βView Post Share
View Post2 min Today's HeadlinesUSCDC: Ebola Not a Threat As Long As Americans Stay IndoorsAugust 3, 2014NewsLoNo commentsAt press time, Blindo reportedly kicked himself repeatedly for failing to purchase his favorite cereal before he commenced his three-week period of isolation at home.View Post Share