Obama: “Netanyahu Started With 20% Support And Ended Up Winning; We Should Hire Him For 2016”
“God knows we could use the help, let alone the help of such a born winner”
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Both GOP And Obama Assured Of Victory In 2015 Israeli Election
“Instead of focusing on Netanyahu, the world should be observing the Israeli election as a vote for either the GOP or Obama”
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Gallup Poll Finds That 48% of Americans Believe There Is An Election in November
OMAHA, Nebraska — A recent poll from Gallup, Inc., has revealed that the vast majority of Americans are unsure as to when the presidential election will take place. Gallup, known…
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Fox News Unveils Brand New Reality Show Lineup
NEW YORK – Fox News, the enormously successful organization best known for its “Fair and Balanced” approach and record setting ratings, has announced that all of its popular news programming…
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Obama, Romney Juicing the Stats on Unemployment
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The fragile state of the American economy continues to be a focal point in this year’s electoral landscape. With a series of less than stellar job-growth reports…
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Romney Alludes to Book Of Mormon, Nearly Gets Broadway Vote
NEW YORK – Gay actors and theatre lovers alike rejoiced this morning when Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney was quoted as saying that his biggest inspiration in life was “absolutely,…
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Leaked Obama Video: “I didn’t know America took ‘Yes We Can!’ so literally”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretly-recorded video footage of President Obama was leaked on Friday morning, revealing the shocking truth behind the infamous “Yes We Can” and “Hope” mantras of his historic…
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Mitt Romney Does “The Vagina Monologues” in Desperate Attempt to Court Female Vote
CLEVELAND — In an effort to appeal to women voters, many of whom have identified Mitt Romney as “chauvinistic,” “cold,” and “sterility inducing,” the GOP presidential hopeful plans to perform…
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