“God put the coal in the ground for Alabama to burn. To do otherwise is a slap in His face.”
Hey, State Department, it’s the EPA. Sooooo, we read your environmental review on the Keystone XL pipeline. First things first, we love environmental reports and really appreciate you taking the time to do one even though you deal with really important things. If you wouldn’t mind though, a few things just kinda popped up in our heads—all good things, mind you—and we…
WASHINGTON — U.S. Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood announced today that due to the across-the-board budget cuts of the Sequester, the Department of Transportation would be eliminating any and all funding for neighborhood traffic lights as of Midnight tonight. “There was a lot of internal discussion over where we were going to find the savings required by the Sequestration,” explained LaHood. “Just…